I take issue with the term "passed out", as it implies I was so drunk that I fell unconscious. I went to bed. It was after 2 AM. I was sober enough to turn off the TV, all the lights, come to my room, close the door, check my fantasy baseball squad, write an e-mail, masturbate and go to sleep in my makeshift bed.
Notice Chris was so drunk that he posted this at 4:30 AM, saying I was passed out? At 4:30 AM? Everyone on the forum was "passed out" then, because we're sober and need sleep. Not like that drunkard.