Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!

[G The Resurrected]

Its there for a fucking reason.

All day today people just pulling in front of me. Causing me to put on my breaks quickly. It was happening everywhere even on the fucking freeway. But it got to me finally while i was drinking some coffee. Fucker from 2 lanes over decides to fucking make a pass to turn right in front of me. Causing coffee to get all over my car and my fucking shorts.

Please i beg of you, use your fucking signal lights. OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TVC15]

Since you are constantly drunk, should you really be driving?

[G The Resurrected]

I'm not fucking drunk all the time. And what do you think the coffee is for? To keep me extra alert.

[G The Resurrected]

anyone know how to get coffee out of a silk shirt?

[DrMiletski]

anyone know how to get coffee out of a silk shirt?

Knowing you, you probably just eat dirty shirts, or maybe use them to wipe semen and blood off of your heavily abused member.

[Mupepe]

The sky glows
I see it shining when my eyes close
I hear your warnings but we both know
I'M GONNA LOOK AT IT AGAIN

Don't wait, don't wait
The road is now a sudden sea
And suddenly, you're deep enough
To lay your armor down
To lay your armor down
To lay your armor down

You get one look
I'll show you something that the knife took.
A bit to early for my own good
NOW LET'S NOT SPEAK OF IT AGAIN

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Causing coffee to get all over my car and my fucking shorts.

So much for that Roxy-G crossover.

[G The Resurrected]

Hey shorts are easy to clean my hawaian shirt isnt the coffee aint coming out damnit.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Okay, I went to askheloise.com and found out what you need to do:

1. Remove your shirt
2. Turn it inside out
3. Place the shirt under running hot water
4. Wring the shirt out into a pot
5. Repeat steps 1-4 as necessary
6. Add a bone, some broth, a potato
7. BAM
8. You got yourself a stew going!

[G The Resurrected]

I'm not gonna eat my god damn shirt.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

<img src=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/36/CarlWeathersGetshisSTEWOn.JPG>

[Mupepe]

Okay, I went to askheloise.com and found out what you need to do:

1. Remove your shirt
2. Turn it inside out
3. Place the shirt under running hot water
4. Wring the shirt out into a pot
5. Repeat steps 1-4 as necessary
6. Add a bone, some broth, a potato
7. BAM
8. You got yourself a stew going!

[G The Resurrected]

Patel your joke just flew over my head. 

[DrMiletski]

I'm not gonna eat my god damn shirt.

I see you really are serious about losing weight.

[G The Resurrected]

hell i already lost a dog in the past few weeks.

[Mupepe]

Patel your joke just flew over my head. 

arrested development

[DrMiletski]

hell i already lost a dog in the past few weeks.

I'm sure it was a splendid funeral pyre turned barbecue.

[Scurvy Stan]

Just drive a piece of shit car, then just let them hit you. Once ppl realize you aren't moving while your heart still beats and see the scars of lesser vehicles purged of life before your mighty steel fenders they learn fast.

[G The Resurrected]

Just drive a piece of shit car, then just let them hit you. Once ppl realize you aren't moving while your heart still beats and see the scars of lesser vehicles purged of life before your mighty steel fenders they learn fast.

Hmmm this gives me an idea. Put big ass rammers on the front end of my car. Just so they know i aint fucking around.