Production pictures of the first half of my movie

[FlameOfCallandor]

[drozmight]

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ummm...

[Human Snorenado]

I can't believe you're seriously trying to make movies.  But then again, there are a lot of stupid people out there in America, and I suppose they need to be entertained as well.

[EvilBoris]

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 But I think your ideas are nifty enough, good luck realizing this magic pinata vision of yours.

[FlameOfCallandor]

I can't believe you're seriously trying to make movies.  But then again, there are a lot of stupid people out there in America, and I suppose they need to be entertained as well.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you are the pinnacle of human existence. What have you done? You're a pot head and a fat drunk who likes like a homeless man. Your claim to fame is holding a boom pole for a friend and pitching some ideas to cartoon network that were rejected. Yea, you sure are going places in life. 

How old are you? I'm in college doing what I love. Your a fucking waste of space who can't keep a job. Seriously what do you even have to live for?

[FlameOfCallandor]

Ralph: Out of my way Grandpa!

Grandpa: Party hats and a Pinata, Oh my god!

[Bloodwake]

I can't believe you're seriously trying to make movies.  But then again, there are a lot of stupid people out there in America, and I suppose they need to be entertained as well.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you are the pinnacle of human existence. What have you done? You're a pot head and a fat drunk who likes like a homeless man. Your claim to fame is holding a boom pole for a friend and pitching some ideas to cartoon network that were rejected. Yea, you sure are going places in life. 

How old are you? I'm in college doing what I love. Your a fucking waste of space who can't keep a job. Seriously what do you even have to live for?

He's got a point.

Still, my goal as a film student specifically is to not be FoC.

[G The Resurrected]

Does you gf have a sex scene with the pinata?

[Ecrofirt]

Looks kinda crap so far.

Good luck!

[TVC15]

Looks kinda crap so far.

Good luck!

To be fair, they're just production pictures, not shots from the movie.

[demi]

I think Callandor just slapped Emperor Communism down a notch.

[Tauntaun]

 

[FlameOfCallandor]

Here is a pic of my girl and me.

[Mupepe]

sick burn, FoC.

I can't say it the idea enthralls me, but weirder ideas have been successful.  good luck.

[Himu]

She is HOT.

[G The Resurrected]

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TaunTaun meet Demeh



TVC defending FoC WHOA!!!!

FoC it doesnt look bad, and your girl doesnt look bad at all either. Does the bore get to watch the movie for free?

[FlameOfCallandor]

Of course, once we develop the film and transfer it, it will take a few weeks to edit and then get a score for it. ETA: end of May.

Seriously though, whats not to love about a movie with a talking pinata and a grandpa who thinks he is Hemmingway.

[Tauntaun]

Hi Demeh, 

unf

[G The Resurrected]

FoC are you writing all the lines for the movie or what? I'm just curious what your envolvement with the movie is.

[FlameOfCallandor]

It was my idea/story, written by a friend and directed by me.

I can upload the script is there is any interest.

[G The Resurrected]

ah ok just wondered. whats you picture length? you said you got some nice grey stock i wouldnt think that is very much.

[FlameOfCallandor]

I bought 2000 feet of Fuji stock plus we had 1200 feet already. All together that is about 1.5 hours of raw stock. We have been shooting less than planned and will probably end up shooting less than 3000 feet. The script is 12 pages and I think the movie will be around 13 or 14 minutes.

[G The Resurrected]

awesome, hopefully the movie looks good in your portfolio. I want to make a movie i should take you guys with me to work or something one day. I havent used my Mini DV cam once.

[demi]

bump, look at your ownage and take it like a man

[bluemax]

If you put it online I'll watch it. Can't be worse than all the student films we get here, oh wait this is the top film school in the world so maybe.

Er, that was unintentionally mean given that I don't know you like everyone else here does.

[Human Snorenado]

I can't believe you're seriously trying to make movies.  But then again, there are a lot of stupid people out there in America, and I suppose they need to be entertained as well.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you are the pinnacle of human existence. What have you done? You're a pot head and a fat drunk who likes like a homeless man. Your claim to fame is holding a boom pole for a friend and pitching some ideas to cartoon network that were rejected. Yea, you sure are going places in life. 

How old are you? I'm in college doing what I love. Your a fucking waste of space who can't keep a job. Seriously what do you even have to live for?

*yawn*

I don't smoke pot anymore, thank you.  I "like like a homeless man"?  What does that even mean?  I can only assume you're trying to say that I *live* like a homeless man, which I don't.  I live in an apartment that I pay for.  I own a car.  It's paid for.  I buy my own food and pay for my own entertainment.  None of that sounds like a homeless man.  Sorry, you're wrong and stupid, but that's not unusual for you. 

Claim to fame?  Well, I've had several short stories published in regional literary rags, but nothing in years.  But keep on with that college education, man- there are so many meaningful directors working today who have degrees from film school.  I'm sure doing it with daddy's money makes you better than me; I had to stop going to school because I had to pay for everything and didn't want to go ridiculously in debt to do so.  I also *can* keep a job- I've been fired from a grand total of ONE in my life, and that for calling my boss a shithead to his face.  Everything else I've quit of my own accord.  Then again, I'm also guessing you wouldn't know anything about work either.

What do I have to live for?  Well, I don't live in Texas, for one.  I don't feel obliged to make myself "an internet personality" and inform everyone of my new puppy love.  Also, I'm not a racist piece of shit, and I haven't obsessed over being banned from a videogame messageboard on the internet to the point that I've created multiple false aliases to get back on.  Finally, I'm smart enough not to use film when digital video would suffice at a fraction of the price.  Also, it's the wave of the future.  Have fun with the past. 

Also, demi can eat a dick.  The day this shitheel is the day he buys my ashes.

Oh shit, almost forgot:

[Vizzys]

that smile

[FlameOfCallandor]

*yawn*

I don't smoke pot anymore, thank you.  I "like like a homeless man"?  What does that even mean?  I can only assume you're trying to say that I *live* like a homeless man, which I don't.  I live in an apartment that I pay for.  I own a car.  It's paid for.  I buy my own food and pay for my own entertainment.  None of that sounds like a homeless man.  Sorry, you're wrong and stupid, but that's not unusual for you. 

I was trying to say "looks like a homeless man" sorry or making a typo.

Claim to fame?  Well, I've had several short stories published in regional literary rags, but nothing in years. 

You dont say?

Why do I get the feeling you are taking out your lack of artistic success on me? I'm a nobody why even bother berate me?

But keep on with that college education, man- there are so many meaningful directors working today who have degrees from film school. 

Spike Lee swears by it. I have learned so much at my time here and I will always be grateful for it.

I'm sure doing it with daddy's money makes you better than me; I had to stop going to school because I had to pay for everything and didn't want to go ridiculously in debt to do so.  I also *can* keep a job- I've been fired from a grand total of ONE in my life, and that for calling my boss a shithead to his face.  Everything else I've quit of my own accord.  Then again, I'm also guessing you wouldn't know anything about work either.

There you have it guys, the perpetually unemployed, Emperor Triumph is questioning my work ethic. 

What do I have to live for?  Well, I don't live in Texas, for one.

I'm sorry to hear you don't live in the great lone star state.

  Also, I'm not a racist piece of shit,

I'm not racist.

  Finally, I'm smart enough not to use film when digital video would suffice at a fraction of the price.  Also, it's the wave of the future.  Have fun with the past. 

90% of feature films use *gasp* Film. If you use an affordable digital camera, it is going to look amateur. Film is the accepted standard for quality. I fail to see how this is a put down.

Again, Im wondering why you insult me so much. All I am doing is going to college and doing what I love.

[Cheebs]

The best student film ever was by Kevin Smith from when he was in film school in vancover. He was going to do a 15 min student film about a transveste but got lazy and his student film ended up just being him sitting infront of a camera talking. It got on DVD(Clerks 10th Anniversay DVD).

[Van Cruncheon]

i don't want my movies made by trustfunders with a grossly misplaced reverence for that talentless hack lucas. ever. one michael bay a generation is enough.

[Scurvy Stan]

Where can I watch some of your movies FoC?

[MrAngryFace]

[Ichirou]

I can't believe you're seriously trying to make movies.  But then again, there are a lot of stupid people out there in America, and I suppose they need to be entertained as well.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you are the pinnacle of human existence. What have you done? You're a pot head and a fat drunk who likes like a homeless man. Your claim to fame is holding a boom pole for a friend and pitching some ideas to cartoon network that were rejected. Yea, you sure are going places in life. 

How old are you? I'm in college doing what I love. Your a fucking waste of space who can't keep a job. Seriously what do you even have to live for?

That was awesome.  FoC, I take back every nasty thing I've ever said about you. 

[Human Snorenado]

I can't believe you're seriously trying to make movies.  But then again, there are a lot of stupid people out there in America, and I suppose they need to be entertained as well.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you are the pinnacle of human existence. What have you done? You're a pot head and a fat drunk who likes like a homeless man. Your claim to fame is holding a boom pole for a friend and pitching some ideas to cartoon network that were rejected. Yea, you sure are going places in life. 

How old are you? I'm in college doing what I love. Your a fucking waste of space who can't keep a job. Seriously what do you even have to live for?

That was awesome.  FoC, I take back every nasty thing I've ever said about you. 

WTF?  What'd I ever do to your sorry ass, other than not like the WACKY JAPPY?

[Candyflip]

The premise for this movie sounds ridiculous. More coming of age, test of youth bullshit. Sorry.

[Ichirou]

I can't believe you're seriously trying to make movies.  But then again, there are a lot of stupid people out there in America, and I suppose they need to be entertained as well.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you are the pinnacle of human existence. What have you done? You're a pot head and a fat drunk who likes like a homeless man. Your claim to fame is holding a boom pole for a friend and pitching some ideas to cartoon network that were rejected. Yea, you sure are going places in life. 

How old are you? I'm in college doing what I love. Your a fucking waste of space who can't keep a job. Seriously what do you even have to live for?

That was awesome.  FoC, I take back every nasty thing I've ever said about you. 

WTF?  What'd I ever do to your sorry ass, other than not like the WACKY JAPPY?

I'm trying to get a starring role in FoC's next opus.  Don't screw it for me, or I'll be screwed.

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...and by screwed I mean violently butt-raped by FoC in the casting couch. 

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[Cheebs]

Drinky, hell even Lucas was 10000x the film student as FoC.

This is what Georgey was doing at FoC's age in his film class:
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[bud]

...


this man kinda looks like deniro

foc: what's the story?

[FlameOfCallandor]

foc: what's the story?

It's about a boy who befriends a talking pinata at his birthday party. Apparently it's a tired story according to evilbore. 

The premise for this movie sounds ridiculous. More coming of age, test of youth bullshit. Sorry.

They are all the same!!!!

And just for the record Drinky, I think Lucas is talentless too. My god that youtube sort film was a piece of shit. I just really like the star wars movies and the star wars universe he created.

[Cheebs]

My god that youtube sort film was a piece of shit.

Er, that was prior till he sucked. His THX student film is considered one of the greatest in the history of USC and was the reason he got the attention of Coppola and thus his success.

[FlameOfCallandor]

My god that youtube sort film was a piece of shit.

Er, that was prior till he sucked. His THX student film is considered one of the greatest in the history of USC and was the reason he got the attention of Coppola and thus his success.

Did you watch it? It sucked. Its just some random faces and noises and then a guy runs into a gate.

[Cheebs]

My god that youtube sort film was a piece of shit.

Er, that was prior till he sucked. His THX student film is considered one of the greatest in the history of USC and was the reason he got the attention of Coppola and thus his success.

Did you watch it? It sucked. Its just some random faces and noises and then a guy runs into a gate.

tell that to the early 70's film community who took lucas (who only wanted to be a editor) upon their shoulders and through him into directing and fame due to that student film

[lordmaji]

Emperor Triumph I. You need to start doing your thing again. Even if it's just a hobby. Getting writing again man. If you enjoy it. Do it have fun w/ it.

FoC. Good luck w/ what you are doing. Even if it sucks or even if it's awesome. Either way have fun doing it.


Being able to focus on things you love is awesome. Even if others think it sucks and you enjoyed doing it. It's still something you love to do and had fun doing. This goes for anything.

[FlameOfCallandor]

tell that to the early 70's film community who took lucas (who only wanted to be a editor) upon their shoulders and through him into directing and fame due to that student film

That film wasn't even narrative, it was purely experimental. How can anyone say he is a good director from that?

The best part was the convict looked like Mr. Bean

I have seen better *shudder* star wars fan films...