Virginia Tech Shootings

[Flannel Boy]

Woah, all over a girl.

women are bitches

Name the last woman to shoot up a school!

[Beezy]

Woah, all over a girl.

women are bitches

Name the last woman to shoot up a school!

I can't. They're still bitches.

[Mupepe]

Woah, all over a girl.

women are bitches

Name the last woman to shoot up a school!

Women are more devious than that.  They fuck with a guys mind and make him shoot up a school instead so that they keep their grubby little stumpy fucking fingers clean.

[Flannel Boy]

Woah, all over a girl.

women are bitches

Name the last woman to shoot up a school!

I can't. They're still bitches.

craziness + estrogen = bitch
craziness + testosterone = Virginia Tech

[Mupepe]

Woah, all over a girl.

women are bitches

Name the last woman to shoot up a school!

I can't. They're still bitches.

craziness + estrogen = bitch
craziness + testosterone = Virginia Tech

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[Flannel Boy]

Women are more devious than that.  They fuck with a guys mind and make him shoot up a school instead so that they keep their grubby little stumpy fucking fingers clean.

[CajoleJuice]

Women are more devious than that.  They fuck with a guys mind and make him shoot up a school instead so that they keep their grubby little stumpy fucking fingers clean.

That's also the face girls make when you talk to them.

[Flannel Boy]

Women are more devious than that.  They fuck with a guys mind and make him shoot up a school instead so that they keep their grubby little stumpy fucking fingers clean.

That's also the face girls make when you talk to them.

Yes, when you talk to them.

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[CajoleJuice]

I can't tell over the phone. 

[Fresh Prince]

I'm not sure if Mupepe is being sarcastic 
Why do people have to define themselves just on one relationship to a human being? God it's so stupid.

[Flannel Boy]

I can't tell over the phone. 

They exhale.

Me: So you want to get a coffee

Her: <exhale> I don't know I have things... things to do.

Me/ shoots up school

[Mupepe]

I'm not sure if Mupepe is being sarcastic 
Why do people have to define themselves just on one relationship to a human being? God it's so stupid.

I'm in a loving relationship right now and I love my girlfriend to death.  I was being sarcastic/fucking around

Women are more devious than that.  They fuck with a guys mind and make him shoot up a school instead so that they keep their grubby little stumpy fucking fingers clean.

MALEK PWNED

[Fresh Prince]

I'm not sure if Mupepe is being sarcastic 
Why do people have to define themselves just on one relationship to a human being? God it's so stupid.

I'm in a loving relationship right now and I love my girlfriend to death.  I was being sarcastic/fucking around

Oh really? 

[Mupepe]

I'm not sure if Mupepe is being sarcastic 
Why do people have to define themselves just on one relationship to a human being? God it's so stupid.

I'm in a loving relationship right now and I love my girlfriend to death.  I was being sarcastic/fucking around

Oh really? 

Where's my shotgun 

[drozmight]

     :'(

Anyway, being that this is America and all, how can we make a buck off this?



"T-Shirts!"

[Stocky]

Quick, hide away all your violent games now. You don't want to be the devil in a couple weeks when Congress starts to talk about it.

[brawndolicious]

They were talking about the history of mass shootings in the US, and how groups had tried to link violent video games and films to the Columbine incident. They were NOT suggesting a link between today's event and games.

Fox News had an interview with Jack Thompson right after the shootings.

[Mr. Gundam]

They were talking about the history of mass shootings in the US, and how groups had tried to link violent video games and films to the Columbine incident. They were NOT suggesting a link between today's event and games.

Fox News had an interview with Jack Thompson right after the shootings.

Yes, they did. But, ABC did no such thing.

[brawndolicious]

Yes, they did. But, ABC did no such thing.

I usually can't stand watching any news channel orgasm over cell phone videos when something like this happens but as far as I know, only Fox News really had a stick up their ass.

[brawndolicious]

script the guy wrote for his creative writing class that got him referred to the counselor.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0417071vtech1.html

WHAT A FUCK.

[Van Cruncheon]

tvc's right -- his play is clearly supposed to be a riff on south park style satire (albeit horribly conceived and written). that said, i've always suspected that the most vocal libertarians are secretly psychopaths, and that trey and matt murder prostitutes.

[The Fake Shemp]

 

This guy is the worst playwright ever.  His second play, Mr. Brownstone, is worse than Richard McBeef.  I think that this will go down as one of the worst events in U.S. history, not just because of the 33 dead, but because Cho Seung-Hui has subjected us to some of the worst written literary works this side of Annie Proulx, post-mortem.

We're the real victims here.  The ones he killed didn't even have to read Richard McBeef.

[TVC15]

Mr. Brownstone is AWFUL.  A full page of it is dedicated to reciting the lyrics to the song.

[CajoleJuice]

Mr. Brownstone is AWFUL.  A full page of it is dedicated to reciting the lyrics to the song.

I was wondering if it had anything to do with the song.

[The Fake Shemp]

How is this guy an English major?

[brawndolicious]

Apparantly satanic in origin.

[Bloodwake]

Mr. Brownstone is AWFUL.  A full page of it is dedicated to reciting the lyrics to the song.

God, I read that, and thought, shit, this is fucking horrible

If I wrote something like that, I would shoot MYSELF, not other people. That's how bad it was.

[Itch]

LOL, did you all hear Cho's voice on the video? I don't think this emo bitch had ever had his brains bashed by an actual bully. This fucking nerd should have had his face pounded in years ago. This bitch is such a monumental failure at life that I'm surprised he even made it out of high school. "Waa waa, the rich kids are all out to put sand in my vagina. No one understands my tortured soul." I've never seen a more whiny douche than Cho.

[Himu]

LOL, did you all hear Cho's voice on the video? I don't think this emo bitch had ever had his brains bashed by an actual bully. This fucking nerd should have had his face pounded in years ago. This bitch is such a monumental failure at life that I'm surprised he even made it out of high school. "Waa waa, the rich kids are all out to put sand in my vagina. No one understands my tortured soul." I've never seen a more whiny douche than Cho.

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[Itch]

LOL, did you all hear Cho's voice on the video? I don't think this emo bitch had ever had his brains bashed by an actual bully. This fucking nerd should have had his face pounded in years ago. This bitch is such a monumental failure at life that I'm surprised he even made it out of high school. "Waa waa, the rich kids are all out to put sand in my vagina. No one understands my tortured soul." I've never seen a more whiny douche than Cho.

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There are a bunch of them floating all over the place. Dude was a pussy.



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[Himu]

This guy was completely psychotic.

[brawndolicious]

That is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

[Vizzys]

guy sounds like he had a mental problem for sure but I didnt get the emo/pussy vibe from that video. I think your comments were pretty stupid, itch.

[Yeti]

He sounds a little like Napolean Dynamite at certain parts.

[etiolate]

LOL, did you all hear Cho's voice on the video? I don't think this emo bitch had ever had his brains bashed by an actual bully. This fucking nerd should have had his face pounded in years ago. This bitch is such a monumental failure at life that I'm surprised he even made it out of high school. "Waa waa, the rich kids are all out to put sand in my vagina. No one understands my tortured soul." I've never seen a more whiny douche than Cho.

Link

There are a bunch of them floating all over the place. Dude was a pussy.



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Wouldn't not shooting everyone and going Rambo, but instead crying and doing nothing been more 'emo'?

Or are you jsut dumber than he was?

[drozmight]

The more I see of this guy the more interesting I think he is. It's like he really wanted to become the saviour of the bullied, or start Fight Club, I can't tell.

Crazy people are interesting.

Don't fuck with the jesus.

[Candyflip]

LOL, did you all hear Cho's voice on the video? I don't think this emo bitch had ever had his brains bashed by an actual bully. This fucking nerd should have had his face pounded in years ago. This bitch is such a monumental failure at life that I'm surprised he even made it out of high school. "Waa waa, the rich kids are all out to put sand in my vagina. No one understands my tortured soul." I've never seen a more whiny douche than Cho.

Idiots like you are the reason nuts like him just get worse.

[Scurvy Stan]

Seriously, wtf was that "play"?

[Ichirou]

I read that Richard McBeef thing.  Really, really bad.