This Semester I Handed in Late Papers for All of My Classes

[Flannel Boy]

The exception was logic class, but that's only because there were no papers to hand in. I did the math and if I handed in all my papers on time, and didn't skip class so much (and thus lose class participation marks), I'd have a solid cumulative 3.7 GPA and probably in law school.

No wonder conscientiousness predicts school grades better than IQ does.

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Not saying I have a high IQ, I'm just saying I'm not very conscientious.

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[Flannel Boy]

Crap I need 1400 more words for this Descartes paper by midnight or I'm down another 10% (on top of the 20% I already lost).

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm about to fix some food and then head to the library to study for my law test (it's on Thurs.). I really dodged a bullet this semester because my other two finals are on Mon. and Tues., instead of this Wed. and Thurs. Meaning of course that I'll be able to study through the weekend for them.

I'm thinking I should be able to do very well on the law test. This time I'm going to be smart and actually study the damn cases instead of just looking over definition bullet points.

My math test should be ok; I need to utterly ace it considering I failed the last test. My econ final is worth the vast majority of the course so I need to really ace it - this should be easy because it's curved.

[The Fake Shemp]

LSAT what

[Flannel Boy]

LSAT what

I actually studied hard for the LSAT. 

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82nd perentile on next to no sleep isn't that bad. 

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[Phoenix Dark]

Dude, there's a stereotypical wigger in my law class who "passed" the LSAT and got into USC's law school; he starts in the fall

[Flannel Boy]

Dude, there's a stereotypical wigger in my law class who "passed" the LSAT and got into USC's law school; he starts in the fall

The average score at the school is 165 (95th percentile). That's what I averaged on all my practice tests  .

[Flannel Boy]

1100 more words to go. Damn it Descartes why couldn't you have created a better argument for God's existence.

God is perfect
Existence is more perfect than nonexistence
To say a perfect being doesn't exist is to say he is not perfect.
This is a contradiction
God exists.

Did PhoenixDark write the Fifth Mediation?

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[TVC15]

1100 more words to go. Damn it Descartes why couldn't you have created a better argument for God's existence.

God is perfect
Existence is more perfect than nonexistence
To say a perfect being doesn't exist is to say he is not perfect.
This is a contradiction
God exists.

Did PhoenixDark write the Fifth Mediation?

I always wondered if Descartes put such a flimsy argument together just to appease the religious folks.  He knew he'd be viewed as on their side if he made an argument for god, and thus be "protected," but at the same time his argument is so shitty that anyone capable of thinking for themselves could see that it's too flimsy to hold water.

[Flannel Boy]

1100 more words to go. Damn it Descartes why couldn't you have created a better argument for God's existence.

God is perfect
Existence is more perfect than nonexistence
To say a perfect being doesn't exist is to say he is not perfect.
This is a contradiction
God exists.

Did PhoenixDark write the Fifth Mediation?

I always wondered if Descartes put such a flimsy argument together just to appease the religious folks.  He knew he'd be viewed as on their side if he made an argument for god, and thus be "protected," but at the same time his argument is so shitty that anyone capable of thinking for themselves could see that it's too flimsy to hold water.

My prof agrees with you. I'm not so certain. He basically used St. Anslems proof for the existence of God which most scholastics thought was strong. It is possible Descartes thought it was strong as well. Furthermore Descartes is only able to obtain certain knowledge based on non-deceiving God. Also since he predates Darwin, he would think that perceptual abilities obtained through a process of chance (as opposed to natural selection) would not be very reliable.

[Smooth Groove]

Crap I need 1400 more words for this Descartes paper by midnight or I'm down another 10% (on top of the 20% I already lost).

You can do it.  I pulled an all nighter for my last med school test and luckily was able to get a higher than average score.  It was the first time that I did not sleep for more than 24 hours. I felt like shit afterwards but it was better than failing on the test.  Wait until you're really tired before you start using stuff like Caffeine and it'll keep you going.  Don't worry about your GPA if you're trying to get into law school.  You can make up for a bad gpa with a good LSAT score.  I know some lazy people who've gotten into good law schools with around 3.0 GPA but made up for it with great LSATs. 

[Flannel Boy]

You can make up for a bad gpa with a good LSAT score.  I know some lazy people who've gotten into good law schools with around 3.0 GPA but made up for it with great LSATs. 

[Mupepe]

DUDE WTF!?  QUIT FUCKING SLACKING DUDE!   YOU'RE INTELLIGENT AND YOU'RE BLOWING IT BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING DRUNK AND FAPPING TO FUCKING FAT INDIAN PORN!  I'M GOING TO BEAT THE CUM OUT OF YOU IF YOU DON'T STRAIGHTEN UP!

[Flannel Boy]

I can honestly say I have never fapped to Indian porn. Also, I have not had a drink in two whole days!

[Beezy]

This thread isn't motivating me at all to finish up a paper that's already late. If I give it in tomorrow I'll lose only 10 points. 20 points if I hand it in Friday. And for some reason I really don't care.

[Flannel Boy]

This thread isn't motivating me at all to finish up a paper that's already late. If I give it in tomorrow I'll lose only 10 points. 20 points if I hand it in Friday. And for some reason I really don't care.

Fap to Indian porn.

900 words to go

[Van Cruncheon]

HAHAHAHAHA COLLEGE KIDS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Flannel Boy]

HAHAHAHAHA COLLEGE KIDS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Only for two more days, grandpa.

[Van Cruncheon]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Mupepe]

I can honestly say I have never fapped to Indian porn. Also, I have not had a drink in two whole days!

TWO WHOLE DAYS!?  :'(  CRY ME A RIVER!  GET YOUR SHIT DONE, STUD!

[CajoleJuice]

I bet I could ace the LSAT.

[Flannel Boy]

I bet I could ace the LSAT.

Since humans have a strong self-serving bias, I bet you do. 

[Flannel Boy]

500 more words.

[Madrun Badrun]

HAHAHAHAHA COLLEGE KIDS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Only for two more days, grandpa.

but isn't law school still uni?

[CajoleJuice]

HAHAHAHAHA COLLEGE KIDS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Only for two more days, grandpa.

but isn't law school still uni?

He's not getting in, remember?

[Madrun Badrun]

I thought some shitty school offered him a scholarship? 

[CajoleJuice]

I thought some shitty school offered him a scholarship? 

I'm just here to be an asshole to Malek.

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I kid because I love.

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[Flannel Boy]

I thought some shitty school offered him a scholarship? 

Partial scholorships from crap schools.


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[Flannel Boy]

And I haven't heard from Western or Queens yet. They're probably waiting on my final grades as my LSAT is around the two school's averages.

[Madrun Badrun]

send me this essay too!  I started reading your other one in physics today. 

[Flannel Boy]

send me this essay too!  I started reading your other one in physics today. 

er, fine. Do you want to read any of my other crappy papers?

[Madrun Badrun]

what are they on?

[Flannel Boy]

what are they on?

They're all on the subject of boring. I think I have a decent paper on ethics and one on the scientific revolution.

[Madrun Badrun]

  ya I'll take them.

[Flannel Boy]

  ya I'll take them.

I'll have to send them to you some other time though as they're on my laptop that I lent to a friend.

[Boogie]

And I haven't heard from Western or Queens yet. They're probably waiting on my final grades as my LSAT is around the two school's averages.

Western?  ew.

so, what's your GPA actually going to look like then?

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't have to write any papers this semester. In fact, I haven't had to write a real paper in ages.

Writing is quite easy for me so I'd always turn in a final draft on rough draft peer review days lol. Then some dumbass would write a semi intelligent critique of it, and a week later I'd basically turn in the exact same thing as the final draft.

To my advisor's disapproval I'd write my outline last.

[Bloodwake]

I actually have to turn in two late papers this semester. I just got emailed about one of them, and I know the professor.

I just can't remember to do stuff sometimes.

[Flannel Boy]

Western?  ew.

so, what's your GPA actually going to look like then?

Western isn't so bad.
Something between a 3.0 and 3.3 

I don't have to write any papers this semester. In fact, I haven't had to write a real paper in ages.

What the hell are they doing down there? 

[Madrun Badrun]

does a uni's status really matter that much?  I mean I understand law and medicine, but boogies a history major.

[Phoenix Dark]

What the hell are they doing down there? 

MATH
LAW
ACCOUNTING
ECON

[Flannel Boy]

does a uni's status really matter that much?  I mean I understand law and medicine, but boogies a history major.

Yes, yes it does. Grad schools matters even more.

I was accepted to U of T Boogie, so don't give me a hard time. I went to Quebec for the transfer credit and to get away from my parents.

[CajoleJuice]

does a uni's status really matter that much?  I mean I understand law and medicine, but boogies a history major.

Yes, yes it does. Grad schools matters even more.

I was accepted to U of T Boogie, so don't give me a hard time. I went to Quebec for the transfer credit and to get away from my parents.

University of Texas? Hey, doesn't FoC go there?

[Flannel Boy]

"University of Texas? Hey, doesn't FoC go there?"


Toronto, for undergrad.

They rejected my ass for law.

[Madrun Badrun]

whats the word on Uo Houston?   

[CajoleJuice]

"University of Texas? Hey, doesn't FoC go there?"


Toronto, for undergrad.

They rejected my ass for law.

I was joking. 

Sorry to hear that dude. 

[Flannel Boy]

"University of Texas? Hey, doesn't FoC go there?"


Toronto, for undergrad.

They rejected my ass for law.

I was joking. 

Sorry to hear that dude. 

They told me that if I applied again they'd break my knee caps. I didn't that was very nice.

edit: by the by I finished the paper with one minute to spare.

[CajoleJuice]

Clutch.

[Madrun Badrun]

whats the word on Uo Houston?   

I would also like to know this?

[Flannel Boy]

Clutch.

I actually spent five minutes writing a kiss-ass email. I disn't need it as I got 100% on the exam (more than half the class failed).

[Flannel Boy]

Crap I failed to attach the paper to the email. 

I need a drink

[Madrun Badrun]

Crap I failed to attach the paper to the email. 
:

you did that when you sent out my email too.

No wonder the good schools say no. 

[Flannel Boy]

Crap I failed to attach the paper to the email. 
:

you did that when you sent out my email too.

No wonder the good schools say no. 

pwned twice

[Boogie]

does a uni's status really matter that much?  I mean I understand law and medicine, but boogies a history major.

Yes, yes it does. Grad schools matters even more.

I was accepted to U of T Boogie, so don't give me a hard time. I went to Quebec for the transfer credit and to get away from my parents.

'course I ain't gonna give you a hard time.

does a uni's status really matter that much?  I mean I understand law and medicine, but boogies a history major.

I'm sure it would matter if I were interested in grad school.  

[Mupepe]

whats the word on Uo Houston?   

I would also like to know this?

depends on what field you're interested in baby.  it's a really good school overall though

[Flannel Boy]

whats the word on Uo Houston?   

I would also like to know this?

depends on what field you're interested in baby.  it's a really good school overall though

computer science

[Mupepe]

whats the word on Uo Houston?   

I would also like to know this?

depends on what field you're interested in baby.  it's a really good school overall though

computer science

oh yeah.  it's got a good computer science program.  i know a few people that are going there now for that

[Flannel Boy]

whats the word on Uo Houston?   

I would also like to know this?

depends on what field you're interested in baby.  it's a really good school overall though

computer science

oh yeah.  it's got a good computer science program.  i know a few people that are going there now for that

Do they have a law school? Do they accept morons. Not Thomas Cooley level morons, but close.

[CajoleJuice]

This thread only serves to remind me how badly I'm fucking up this semester.