DarkShake News SHOCKER "I'm not a fucking milkshake, and I never claimed I was!"

[Ichirou]

America's heart is broken as Dark Shake admits the unthinkable.

He also refuses to continue our "charade" - I would think he's implying something unsavory going on between us, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually know what the word "charade" means.

[TVC15]

Himumu, I hope you are lubing up your manpussy -- the situation is rapidly deteriorating.

[G The Resurrected]

What in gods name haha.

[Ichirou]

Himumu, I hope you are lubing up your manpussy -- the situation is rapidly deteriorating.

Oh God, I'm cracking up here.  

In other news, Dark Shake thinks people are trying to take him down just so they can build up something called "e-rep."

Don't come here just to try and "own" me. Yet again you're the one trying to start a fight to build your little e-rep, and failing miserably. So just throw in the towel and go back to the 'Bore, where you belong.

[Mupepe]

what is a milkshake?

[Ichirou]

A semen receptacle.

[G The Resurrected]

A semen receptacle.

DING DING DING YOU WIN A PRIZE

 

[Ichirou]

What's the prize?!?!

[Van Cruncheon]

you get to fill the cup

[Ichirou]

You need to redraw that Dark Shake strip with people jizzing on him instead of peeing, and have him with his mouth open chugging it all down.