Holy shit, I can't believe this...

[tiesto]

As you guys know, I have one girl pretty interested in me, and we are hanging out again this weekend... But today, I was contacted by this girl on OKCupid....

She had a picture of her cosplaying as Terra, and in her interests she lists the SNES , and console RPGs. Considering I think 16 bit RPGs are the absolute pinnacle of videogaming, this is just like WOW.

She wants to hang out this weekend, and she says I'm pretty much everything she looks for in a guy. Quiet, nerdy but not embarassing, and motivated (she was shocked when I told her I was saving up for a house).

She was impressed at my kinkiness score on my OKCupid profile, and then she asks me what I think about rope 

All I can say is DAMMMMNNNN

But there's also Theresa....

[Ichirou]

As you guys know, I have one girl pretty interested in me, and we are hanging out again this weekend... But today, I was contacted by this girl on OKCupid....

She had a picture of her cosplaying as Terra, and in her interests she lists the SNES , and console RPGs. Considering I think 16 bit RPGs are the absolute pinnacle of videogaming, this is just like WOW.

She wants to hang out this weekend, and she says I'm pretty much everything she looks for in a guy. Quiet, nerdy but not embarassing, and motivated (she was shocked when I told her I was saving up for a house).

She was impressed at my kinkiness score on my OKCupid profile, and then she asks me what I think about rope 

All I can say is DAMMMMNNNN

But there's also Theresa....

She's going to tie you up and cut out your kidneys.

[Mupepe]

Check them both out.  You're not exclusive with either.  Enjoy.  Pick whichever one makes you happier.  I have a feeling it's going to be the kinky one that's into videogames.  Because it sounds like she rocks.

[Vizzys]

"You win!"

[tiesto]

Check them both out.  You're not exclusive with either.  Enjoy.  Pick whichever one makes you happier.  I have a feeling it's going to be the kinky one that's into videogames.  Because it sounds like she rocks.

Hahaha, yeah I am definitely gonna check em both out and see where things go. But it's kinda weird, since (although I've had girlfriends before), they were no where near this attractive. When it rains, it pours, I guess.

[Mupepe]

Check them both out.  You're not exclusive with either.  Enjoy.  Pick whichever one makes you happier.  I have a feeling it's going to be the kinky one that's into videogames.  Because it sounds like she rocks.

Hahaha, yeah I am definitely gonna check em both out and see where things go. But it's kinda weird, since (although I've had girlfriends before), they were no where near this attractive. When it rains, it pours, I guess.

the sweet never tastes as sweet without the bitter.  congrats, man.

[Cheebs]

link us to her online dating profile thingy

[Scurvy Stan]

link us to her online dating profile thingy

No shit, do this now.

[cloudwalking]

pics or fail!

[Madrun Badrun]

pics or fail!

same goes for you hussy! 

[Phoenix Dark]

Pics of this is a lie.

She's probably 16

[tiesto]

Yeah, I will do that when I am home from work, OKCupid is blocked from work. PD: She's 20.

[The Fake Shemp]

You're at work all the time?

[tiesto]

From 7:30 AM to 6PM, EST... most of my message board activity is done at work =P

[Cheebs]

From 7:30 AM to 6PM, EST... most of my message board activity is done at work =P

where are the pics

[tiesto]

It's 1:45PM here.

[MrAngryFace]

IF YOU WAKE UP IN A BATHTUB OF ICE DO NOT GET OUT! USE A BROOM TO GET THE PHONE OFF OR TRAIN A DOG TO DO IT FOR YOU.