Author Topic: cloudwalking needs help! (Read 3262 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** April 18, 2007, 10:58:52 PM »

Listen, I know the "secret" about her and jarosh. Well, mainly the secret behind jarosh! And I think she's headed for trouble! He is tearing her away from us, her real family.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:00:50 PM »

Jarosh, the Yoko Ono of Evilbore. I always felt he was a bit shady

Cheebs · « **Reply #2 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:01:20 PM »

uh uh she approves of my glasses and clothing tastes, does that help with anything?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:01:26 PM »

jarosh will provide a new, special family. respect!

cloudwalking · « **Reply #4 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:02:22 PM »

but we're meant for each other

Bloodwake · « **Reply #5 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:02:35 PM »

I'm killing them both. This should solve this problem.

Ichirou · « **Reply #6 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:02:51 PM »

What's the "secret"? You can't start a thread like this and not SPILL!!!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:03:08 PM »

First whats the secret?

Second can I be mod if she goes?

cloudwalking · « **Reply #8 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:03:38 PM »

i thought the secret was pretty obvious.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

i'm jarosh

[close]

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #9 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:03:56 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:02:22 PM

but we're meant for each other

Sorry babe its just not meant to be.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:04:22 PM »

I can't tell the secret.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #11 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:04:34 PM »

The secret? We'll I'm not sure what it actually is but...I have reason to believe that Jarosh is really...Andrew Rosenblum...

Bloodwake · « **Reply #12 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:05:36 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:03:38 PM

i thought the secret was pretty obvious.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
i'm jarosh
[close]

NO WAI.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #13 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:05:46 PM »

i refer you all to this post: http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=6696.msg159825#msg159825

http://www.ripe.net/perl/whois?searchtext=62.101.126.224

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #14 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:06:19 PM »

welcome to the age-old jarosh secret club! I knew like a month ago!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:06:31 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 18, 2007, 11:04:34 PM

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thats horrible

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #16 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:07:12 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 18, 2007, 11:04:22 PM

I can't tell the secret.

were family so spill it thats what families do.

hell my mom was talking to my grandmother and spilled out that i had lost my virginity that was ackward to go to thanksgiving dinner with.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #17 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:07:39 PM »

I TOLD YOU GUYS THE SECRET

Bloodwake · « **Reply #18 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:07:59 PM »

Okay then, so was Jarosh always Cloudwalking? Like always?

If that's the case, then this is like the most complex joke character in the history of the internets.

Edit: no, no way I'm not buying this. We heard her voice on the evilbore shout out thingy.

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:08:50 PM »

This is like that scene from The Crying Game when Stephen Rea finds Jaye Davidson's penis.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #20 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:09:02 PM »

well, you know, it's pretty easy to spoof IPs. i'm posting from the spoofed minnesota IP right now. i've never even been to minneapolis.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #21 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:09:43 PM »

I'm sure that once cloudwalking hooks up with jarosh, she'll be able to get all the help she needs from her new group of friends. But at what price?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:09:59 PM »

Cloudwalking is with Jarosh

or

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Jarosh IS Cloudwalking!

The Talented Mr. Ripley TOTAL

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:10:25 PM »

Jarosh is really clouds stalker - as in a really stalker of the creepy homicidal kind?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:11:08 PM »

Quote from: G on April 18, 2007, 11:07:12 PM

hell my mom was talking to my grandmother and spilled out that i had lost my virginity that was ackward to go to thanksgiving dinner with.

inventinglifesituationsthirdedition.jpg

cloudwalking · « **Reply #25 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:12:15 PM »

come on. i'm really surprised it took so long for anyone to catch on. i was making it pretty obvious toward the end, wasn't i? the changing posting style, the fact that i was making double-meaning posts and how would some girl have gotten a hold of a picture of me just to post? do you guys honestly believe i'd send that much candy to a stranger?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:12:51 PM »

He's gay. I knew the secret all along.

Beezy · « **Reply #27 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:13:07 PM »

She doesn't need help. All she needs is some good penis.

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:12:15 PM

come on. i'm really surprised it took so long for anyone to catch on. i was making it pretty obvious toward the end, wasn't i? the changing posting style, the fact that i was making double-meaning posts and how would some girl have gotten a hold of a picture of me just to post? do you guys honestly believe i'd send that much candy to a stranger?

Liar. Your photoshop skills are weak.

Ichirou · « **Reply #28 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:13:18 PM »

So was there ever a cloudwalking, jarosh? Are her remains buried in your swiss backyard right now?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #29 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:13:59 PM »

but but but

How'd you get that candy?

cloudwalking · « **Reply #30 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:14:52 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 18, 2007, 11:13:18 PM

So was there ever a cloudwalking, jarosh? Are her remains buried in your swiss backyard right now?

she exists, but she's not who's been posting these past few months.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #31 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:15:15 PM »

Is cloudwalking who she says she is?

Ichirou · « **Reply #32 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:16:26 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:14:52 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on April 18, 2007, 11:13:18 PM
So was there ever a cloudwalking, jarosh? Are her remains buried in your swiss backyard right now?

she exists, but she's not who's been posting these past few months.

I'm confused. So she gave you her account? She doesn't post anymore - at all?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #33 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:16:35 PM »

On the next LOST

Junpei is revealed to be Verbotens joke character who actively preys upon Bzs dirty hole. Bz is really Phoenix Dark and Cheebs actually has 3 different style glasses, one more than previously thought.

TVC15 · « **Reply #34 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:16:50 PM »

Remember, cloudwalking has admitted to having a 4 inch "clit" before.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #35 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:17:18 PM »

Wow, that's fucked up.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #36 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:17:24 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 18, 2007, 11:16:50 PM

Remember, cloudwalking has admitted to having a 4 inch "clit" before.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #37 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:18:02 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 18, 2007, 11:16:35 PM

On the next LOST

Junpei is revealed to be Verbotens joke character who actively preys upon Bzs dirty hole. Bz is really Phoenix Dark and Cheebs actually has 3 different style glasses, one more than previously thought.

OH HELL YOU DID NOT

Bloodwake · « **Reply #38 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:18:56 PM »

wow, this is fucking awesome.

So, is cloudwalking done with the internet? Do we just have jarosh now?

DO TELL.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #39 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:19:30 PM »

cloud is defiantly a girl. No one but a woman would have reacted to G's god-awful comments.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #40 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:20:34 PM »

maybe she'll start posting again. i'll have to ask her.

Ichirou · « **Reply #41 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:21:53 PM »

How long have you been cloudwalking, jarosh? And why haven't you posted any more awesome photoshops?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #42 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:21:55 PM »

I don't believe this. So then where is cloud now? and where is Jarosh really?

Ichirou · « **Reply #43 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:23:13 PM »

I'm guessing they're both living together (in sin) in Switzerland.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #44 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:23:36 PM »

By the way guys, I'm not really Bloodwake.

Bloodwake quit the internet about a month ago.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #45 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:24:28 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 18, 2007, 11:23:13 PM

I'm guessing they're both living together (in sin) in Switzerland.

bingo

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #46 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:24:46 PM »

yeah I call bullshit on this.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #47 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:25:08 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:07:59 PM

If that's the case, then this is like the most complex joke character in the history of the internets.

pfft. how quickly we forget andrew vestal. r.i.p., mister vestal. :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #48 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:28:25 PM »

Quote from: G on April 18, 2007, 11:24:46 PM

yeah I call bullshit on this.

agreed. Either post a pic of you two or make me a photo shop of jarosh proportions! you have 5 mins!

cloudwalking · « **Reply #49 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:29:59 PM »

there'll be a pic

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #50 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:30:20 PM »

5 min

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #51 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:30:31 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:29:59 PM

there'll be a pic

when? you have 4 mins

cloudwalking · « **Reply #52 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:30:54 PM »

i'm not going to rush things

Bloodwake · « **Reply #53 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:31:10 PM »

I'm definitely not Bloodwake.

No way in hell that I am.

That's why Bloodwake sort of disappeared off of Evilbore for like three months last summer/fall. This isn't really him.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #54 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:31:42 PM »

So Jarosh was the one who said he'd come to the meetup? I call teh bs

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #55 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:34:49 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:31:10 PM

I'm definitely not Bloodwake.

No way in hell that I am.

That's why Bloodwake sort of disappeared off of Evilbore for like three months last summer/fall. This isn't really him.

I know. I'm really bloodwake and mupepe is really me, who is actually himu who is actually Beezy's brother in law now that he married acid.

Another big secret I think I have to say. Himu on your and acid's wedding day. me and Malek fingure cuffed her.

Opps.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #56 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:36:05 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 18, 2007, 11:34:49 PM

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:31:10 PM
I'm definitely not Bloodwake.

No way in hell that I am.

That's why Bloodwake sort of disappeared off of Evilbore for like three months last summer/fall. This isn't really him.

I know. I'm really bloodwake and mupepe is really me, who is actually himu who is actually Beezy's brother in law now that he married acid.

Another big secret I think I have to say. Himu on your and acid's wedding day. me and Malek fingure cuffed her. Opps.

In reality I'm makavelli. I'm also FoC. I just post with those names to make this account look better.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #57 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:37:16 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:36:05 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 18, 2007, 11:34:49 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:31:10 PM
I'm definitely not Bloodwake.

No way in hell that I am.

That's why Bloodwake sort of disappeared off of Evilbore for like three months last summer/fall. This isn't really him.

I know. I'm really bloodwake and mupepe is really me, who is actually himu who is actually Beezy's brother in law now that he married acid.

Another big secret I think I have to say. Himu on your and acid's wedding day. me and Malek fingure cuffed her. Opps.

In reality I'm makavelli. I'm also FoC. I just post with those names to make this account look better.

Then that makes malek your uncle, but what does that make me?

Prost · « **Reply #58 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:41:43 PM »

this is distinguished mentally-challenged

Bloodwake · « **Reply #59 on:** April 18, 2007, 11:43:31 PM »

Quote from: Prost on April 18, 2007, 11:41:43 PM

this is distinguished mentally-challenged

YES THATS THE POINT THIS IS ALL distinguished mentally-challenged.

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Author Topic: cloudwalking needs help! (Read 3262 times)