Oh, I see how it is, Mister Starting Center Fielder for the Detroit Tigers -
you have some special blog on ESPN, and only feature questions by people who kiss your butt. You're one of the most overrated prospects in fantasy baseball the past two years, and any owner worth a damn has put you on the waiver wire for good.
So one of the people that sends in questions (multiple ones from the sounds of it), that you never, ever selected on account that you're a grandstanding jerk that's not fit enough to suck the ball sweat off of Torii Hunter,
died in the Virginia Tech massacre.
So what do you?
Answer his question
after the fact, as if you've done us all a great service and honored his memory by selecting his question, postmortem. As if you would have ever selected it if he was alive.
I hope the Tigers die in a grease fire!
