Quentin Tarantino just bought a chair from my company...

[The Fake Shemp]

... and he's getting it embroidered.  I should screw up the paperwork and make it say funny things.  Must be for that flick he's doing with Rodriguez, because Rodriguez got an embroidered chair with red thread color and Tarantino's is white.

[TVC15]

How big is the chair?  Is Tarantino still a porky?

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Maybe you can send me in the package and I'll jump out and surprise him.


I still can't afford your chairs. 

[The Fake Shemp]

Just don't pay rent.

[Phoenix Dark]

Willco sells chairs? Worst jew evar

[The Fake Shemp]

For the last time, I don't sell chairs, nor make chairs, but I do work for a company that sells director chairs.

[Phoenix Dark]

So you make the chairs!

[TVC15]

So you make the chairs!

They're made to order, too.  I just customized a chair with the "Have each leg of the chair shoved entirely up WIllco's butt" option.

[The Fake Shemp]

I wish I made them, the guy in charge of the chair shop makes a lot of money.

[Phoenix Dark]

Willco what did you do in college?

[The Fake Shemp]

Drink excessive amounts of alcohol and throw out my back.

[Eel O'Brian]

You threw out your back drinking?

WILLCO = ALCOHOLIC LEGEND

[The Fake Shemp]

KEG TOSSING