One of my ex's started meeting guys on the internet, or chatting them up on the intrawebssssss. Anyways she started talking to this guy in Ireland(alwasy had a thing for irish) and I guess they started some online romance and one day she calls me to say "I"m getting married!" and I'm like to who?" "The irish guy.". He at least proposed to her over the phone, but they had never met. Anyways she went off to ireland, they got hitched and now they have a kid.
IT HAPPENS