Author Topic: This girl was checking me out at the coffee stand... (Read 2259 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** April 21, 2007, 05:06:18 PM »

... and it wasn't flattering. She looked like if Pugsly and Wednesday had an incest baby.

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** April 21, 2007, 05:08:30 PM »

Buy an xbox 360.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** April 21, 2007, 05:16:52 PM »

You should have asked if she wanted a coffe making strategy guide

bud · « **Reply #3 on:** April 21, 2007, 05:17:54 PM »

this is your chance to cheat on your gf willco

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** April 21, 2007, 05:20:06 PM »

Quote from: Viz on April 21, 2007, 05:08:30 PM

Buy an xbox 360.

Why?

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2007, 05:16:52 PM

You should have asked if she wanted a coffe making strategy guide

Not anywhere near the location I work at - this is just across the way from my apartment.

Quote from: bud on April 21, 2007, 05:17:54 PM

this is your chance to cheat on your gf willco

I've gotten better proposals (much, much better - including bribes and gifts and nudity!) from better women than this one. My girlfriend knows this, and she knows I'd never cheat on her. There's her and then there's every other woman in the world.

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... and Monica Bellucci.

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bud · « **Reply #5 on:** April 21, 2007, 05:21:02 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 21, 2007, 05:20:06 PM

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... and Monica Bellucci.
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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** April 21, 2007, 05:22:20 PM »

Quote from: Willco

I've gotten better proposals (much, much better - including bribes and gifts and nudity!) from better women than this one. My girlfriend knows this, and she knows I'd never cheat on her. There's her and then there's every other woman in the world.

Those wily jew women!

Details plz

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** April 21, 2007, 05:27:18 PM »

When I lived in my old apartment, there was a downstairs neighbor and when she found out from another neighbor that I was Hebrew, she began a pretty impressive campaign to lure me into her Yiddish fortress. She gave me food and other assorted gifts (including a couple of tickets worth a couple of hundred bucks to a fancy Burbank temple), offered me rides to places, wanted to give me the key to her apartment, gave me a free peep show (knowingly) one time (which was quite awkward) and was constantly telling me that moving to San Francisco was a bad move because I was so young.

There was also another downstairs neighbor, my age, who when she was single, tried to take me to a bar or dinner on multiple occasions. My girlfriend has met both of them.

If you are single and are in your 20s, my last apartment complex is the place to be. If not, it's kind of annoying.

Boogie · « **Reply #8 on:** April 21, 2007, 05:33:33 PM »

Even though I'm in a relationship now, I still don't get hit on or checked out. What gives?

I thought when you're in a relationship women sense it and then start hitting on you and tempting you.

I'm so disappointed. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** April 21, 2007, 05:34:51 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 21, 2007, 05:27:18 PM

When I lived in my old apartment, there was a downstairs neighbor and when she found out from another neighbor that I was Hebrew, she began a pretty impressive campaign to lure me into her Yiddish fortress. She gave me food and other assorted gifts (including a couple of tickets worth a couple of hundred bucks to a fancy Burbank temple), offered me rides to places, wanted to give me the key to her apartment, gave me a free peep show (knowingly) one time (which was quite awkward) and was constantly telling me that moving to San Francisco was a bad move because I was so young.

There was also another downstairs neighbor, my age, who when she was single, tried to take me to a bar or dinner on multiple occasions. My girlfriend has met both of them.

If you are single and are in your 20s, my last apartment complex is the place to be. If not, it's kind of annoying.

Ok I remember you posting about her trying a lot of that stuff, but I don't remember you mentioning the peep show lolz.

Was the other chick Jewish also?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** April 21, 2007, 05:39:42 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on April 21, 2007, 05:33:33 PM

Even though I'm in a relationship now, I still don't get hit on or checked out. What gives?

I thought when you're in a relationship women sense it and then start hitting on you and tempting you.

Bummer. I do agree that when it rains, it pours. I seemingly get hit on the most when I'm involved and since this is the longest relationship I've ever been involved in - it really has exposed that truth.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark

Ok I remember you posting about her trying a lot of that stuff, but I don't remember you mentioning the peep show lolz.

Yeah, our apartment complex had a courtyard where I used to smoke cigars. She knew exactly where I sat, because she even waived to me when I sat down to smoke my stogie and read my copy of SportingNews. Her kitchen window is directly across from me, about 12 o'clock in view, and she left her blinds open. Now she knew I was out there. So I was kind of shocked when she walked in her kitchen butt naked.

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Was the other chick Jewish also?

Nope.

Vizzys · « **Reply #11 on:** April 21, 2007, 05:44:26 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 21, 2007, 05:20:06 PM

Quote from: Viz on April 21, 2007, 05:08:30 PM
Buy an xbox 360.

Why?

So you can own the best next gen console and I can kill the virtual you who will play online like every other sane x360 owner.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** April 21, 2007, 05:46:40 PM »

I always heard that living in an apartment complex is a good way to meet chicks. Basically I live around a bunch of older people (35-45yr), although about 4 members of EMU's baseball team live a house down from me.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** April 21, 2007, 05:47:46 PM »

I'm not buying a next gen console, as promised 'till Fall/Winter, because I want to see where the market goes. The machines are too expensive this time around and my tuition is too costly to indulge into another ShameCube. Xbox Live is pretty neat, but most of the people on there are homophobic distinguished mentally-challenged fellows that make Andrew Rosenblum look like Maya Angelou.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2007, 05:46:40 PM

I always heard that living in an apartment complex is a good way to meet chicks. Basically I live around a bunch of older people (35-45yr), although about 4 members of EMU's baseball team live a house down from me.

Depends on the complex. This one, and my zip code in general, trended young. So you've got a lot of young women. And younger people tend to live in apartments. But yeah, if you were single, you could've gotten laid real easily. We even had a pool where the women folk would hang out and have margarita parties. I went down on one or two occasions, but escaped before they were too intoxicated to make me feel uncomfortable.

Vizzys · « **Reply #14 on:** April 21, 2007, 05:49:04 PM »

xbox without xbox live= no sale

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** April 21, 2007, 08:53:10 PM »

I have a feeling I dont even know when im getting hit on/checked out half the time.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #16 on:** April 21, 2007, 08:58:06 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on April 21, 2007, 05:33:33 PM

Even though I'm in a relationship now, I still don't get hit on or checked out. What gives?

I thought when you're in a relationship women sense it and then start hitting on you and tempting you.

I'm so disappointed. $:-\$

Well, it depends if you've had sex yet or not.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** April 21, 2007, 08:58:46 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on April 21, 2007, 08:53:10 PM

I have a feeling I dont even know when im getting hit on/checked out half the time.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #18 on:** April 22, 2007, 12:06:02 AM »

I ge thit on and checked out and it's awkward.

Boogie · « **Reply #19 on:** April 22, 2007, 08:15:42 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 21, 2007, 08:58:06 PM

Quote from: Boogie on April 21, 2007, 05:33:33 PM
Even though I'm in a relationship now, I still don't get hit on or checked out. What gives?

I thought when you're in a relationship women sense it and then start hitting on you and tempting you.

I'm so disappointed. $:-\$

Well, it depends if you've had sex yet or not.

oh, does it now?

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** April 22, 2007, 08:23:00 PM »

Quote from: bud on April 21, 2007, 05:21:02 PM

Quote from: Willco on April 21, 2007, 05:20:06 PM
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... and Monica Bellucci.
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http://www.mupepe.com/monica/1.jpg

there are like 60 pics. just change the number of the file (12.jpg, 14.jpg etc.)

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** April 23, 2007, 07:40:02 PM »

i post something useful and it's ignored. assholes

Bloodwake · « **Reply #22 on:** April 23, 2007, 07:57:40 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on April 21, 2007, 08:53:10 PM

I have a feeling I dont even know when im getting hit on/checked out half the time.

Same here. Most of the time I don't realize girls like me until it's WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy too late

FatalT · « **Reply #23 on:** April 23, 2007, 08:05:35 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 23, 2007, 07:40:02 PM

i post something useful and it's ignored. assholes

Everyone is too busy fapping to post a response to that. Sorry.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #24 on:** April 23, 2007, 08:36:03 PM »

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** April 23, 2007, 08:36:54 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on April 23, 2007, 08:36:03 PM

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

you don't like Monica? or was it the...

" i share everything with my girlfriend blah blah blah" shit?

YEAH! QUIT LYING WILLCO! CRYSTAL FOUND OUT! FUCK HIM UP, CRYSTAL! ROLL HIM DOWN SOME STAIRS!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** April 23, 2007, 08:54:45 PM »

She was ugly - so CrystalGemini doesn't care.

Bacon · « **Reply #27 on:** April 23, 2007, 08:56:40 PM »

She only cares about hot chicks? I'm the same way.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** April 23, 2007, 09:02:52 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on April 23, 2007, 08:56:40 PM

She only cares about hot chicks? I'm the same way.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** April 23, 2007, 09:03:43 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 23, 2007, 08:54:45 PM

She was ugly - so CrystalGemini doesn't care.

Like you're going to admit you thought she was hot.

BlackMage · « **Reply #30 on:** April 24, 2007, 03:50:39 AM »

I get hit on a lot...

Tauntaun · « **Reply #31 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:40:23 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 24, 2007, 03:50:39 AM

I get hit on a lot...

you're a dude right? do you mean you get hit on by other dudes? my cousin works at a bed, bath & beyond in NYC and he can't stand it when the gay guys hit on him. I laugh at him.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #32 on:** April 24, 2007, 10:51:45 AM »

I only get hit on by guys. Or rather, I only notice when guys try and hit on me

It sucks being shy with pretty eyes

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #33 on:** April 24, 2007, 11:08:07 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 24, 2007, 03:50:39 AM

I get hit on a lot...

YEAH BIG FROWNY FACE THERE BUDDY

Tauntaun · « **Reply #34 on:** April 24, 2007, 11:44:47 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on April 24, 2007, 11:08:07 AM

Quote from: BlackMage on April 24, 2007, 03:50:39 AM
I get hit on a lot...

YEAH BIG FROWNY FACE THERE BUDDY

bud · « **Reply #35 on:** April 24, 2007, 12:36:39 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 22, 2007, 08:23:00 PM

Quote from: bud on April 21, 2007, 05:21:02 PM
Quote from: Willco on April 21, 2007, 05:20:06 PM
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... and Monica Bellucci.
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http://www.mupepe.com/monica/1.jpg

there are like 60 pics. just change the number of the file (12.jpg, 14.jpg etc.)

oh my

tnx:p

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Author Topic: This girl was checking me out at the coffee stand... (Read 2259 times)