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Beezy

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I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« on: April 21, 2007, 07:05:20 PM »
For some reason, Verizon is going through our neighborhood and upgrading all their customers phone and internet to FiOS. Starting next weekend, I'll have the fastest internet that you can get! :elephant :elephant :elephant

The Fake Shemp

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2007, 07:05:57 PM »
WELL YAH I HAVE A T1 LINE IN MAH HOUSE
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Vizzys

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2007, 07:06:16 PM »
you bastard.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2007, 07:07:05 PM »
I need to switch my service. Verizon Avenues Ninja Buffed my bill :(
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demi

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2007, 07:07:25 PM »
Hopefully they can upgrade you into a white person next.
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Beezy

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2007, 07:09:01 PM »
WELL YAH I HAVE A T1 LINE IN MAH HOUSE

Hopefully they can upgrade you into a white person next.

Uh huh. Okay. What's up. SHUTUP. :elephant

BlueTsunami

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2007, 07:16:24 PM »
FUCK FiOS. THEY ARE SCARED OF CHARTER/COMCAST IN MASS. FUCK DIS SHIT

I want it ;_;
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Beezy

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2007, 07:22:52 PM »
:lol

bluemax

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2007, 07:24:23 PM »
I'm on a T3 line so meh!

I have no idea what the speeds are for FiOS though.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2007, 07:26:17 PM »
I'm on a T3 line so meh!

I have no idea what the speeds are for FiOS though.

On average 15Mb Down/ 2Mb Up (for $50)

I think the lowest tier speed is around 10Mb Down/ 2Mb UP (for $30 or $40?) which still blasts most ISPs a-holes apart. The main advantage are those upload speeds :drool
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CajoleJuice

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2007, 07:36:55 PM »
Affirmative action is really kicking into high gear.
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Beezy

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2007, 07:39:47 PM »
I'm on a T3 line so meh!

I have no idea what the speeds are for FiOS though.

On average 15Mb Down/ 2Mb Up (for $50)

I think the lowest tier speed is around 10Mb Down/ 2Mb UP (for $30 or $40?) which still blasts most ISPs a-holes apart. The main advantage are those upload speeds :drool

I'm not sure, but I could've sworn I heard him say 20 down/ 5 up to the person on the phone. If true then :elephant

Beezy

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2007, 07:41:50 PM »
Affirmative action is really kicking into high gear.
>:(

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Candyflip

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2007, 07:44:55 PM »
So what, do you still have to pay a monthly fee? Or is it just the installation that's free. Lucky bastard.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2007, 08:00:20 PM »
So what, do you still have to pay a monthly fee? Or is it just the installation that's free. Lucky bastard.

Verizon has been doing that actually installing (meaning, installing the Battery, Transformer? and routing the copper right to the house) for free. Which is kinda insane but its Verizon taking the initiative when it comes to Fiber Optic routing to households. In a couple of years....Verizon is going to be sitting real good.
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Candyflip

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2007, 08:02:01 PM »
So what, do you still have to pay a monthly fee? Or is it just the installation that's free. Lucky bastard.

Verizon has been doing that actually installing (meaning, installing the Battery, Transformer? and routing the copper right to the house) for free. Which is kinda insane but its Verizon taking the initiative when it comes to Fiber Optic routing to households. In a couple of years....Verizon is going to be sitting real good.
I would kiss every Verizon employee's feet if they did this in my apartment complex. That would be lovely.
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bluemax

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2007, 08:03:17 PM »
Damn that is nice. I think I get like 3 down.

Maybe it is time to move out of university housing.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2007, 08:04:56 PM »
So what, do you still have to pay a monthly fee? Or is it just the installation that's free. Lucky bastard.

Verizon has been doing that actually installing (meaning, installing the Battery, Transformer? and routing the copper right to the house) for free. Which is kinda insane but its Verizon taking the initiative when it comes to Fiber Optic routing to households. In a couple of years....Verizon is going to be sitting real good.
I would kiss every Verizon employee's feet if they did this in my apartment complex. That would be lovely.

After some research, it seems like installing to an Apartment could have its issues (mainly with the owner). I think they have to actually drill holes and install wiring to your apartments main PC. They also have to place the Battery pack somewhere within the apartment (the batter is for the phone line..I think internet too. If the power goes out...you'll have your phone line up for 8 hours).

Basically, you need the apartment owners permission. Also, a basic installation is supposed to take upwards of 4 hours.
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Candyflip

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2007, 08:06:38 PM »
Yeah I've heard about all that. Sucks. My feet kissing will win them over though.
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Beezy

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2007, 08:11:45 PM »
So what, do you still have to pay a monthly fee? Or is it just the installation that's free. Lucky bastard.

We still have to pay a monthly fee for phone and internet. Together they were $70. They said it's being dropped to $65. *shrugs*

The installation is free. We have to pay a one time $19.99 activation fee, but they're giving us a $50 Target gift card to make up for it. :lol

BlueTsunami

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2007, 08:18:44 PM »
Man, its like Verizon has turned into some Charity Organization. Verizon Philanthropy Global inc
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xnikki118x

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2007, 12:03:32 AM »
Verizon fuck yes.
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bork

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2007, 03:39:07 AM »
I get 100Mbps here.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2007, 03:58:53 AM »
I get 100Mbps here.

:-\

I'm wondering how those speeds are doable. Everything must be fast within the Asian Region but is there any noticable slow down when you try to access things outide of the region? 100Mbps just blows my mind.
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Beezy

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2007, 12:48:01 PM »
I get 100Mbps here.

OUTTA MAH THREAD

bork

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2007, 12:55:07 PM »
I get 100Mbps here.

:-\

I'm wondering how those speeds are doable. Everything must be fast within the Asian Region but is there any noticable slow down when you try to access things outide of the region? 100Mbps just blows my mind.

Oh, definitely.  Downloading certain files (torrents especially) can be slow at times, but I can also get several gigs within 30 minutes to an hour sometimes too.  The only real problem I've encountered has been with the little PC gaming I've done.  I found Guild Wars to be absolutely unplayable.

I get 100Mbps here.

OUTTA MAH THREAD

Hey, you bragged and you GOTZ TEH PWNED OWCH
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Beezy

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2007, 04:16:54 PM »


 :elephant :elephant :elephant

G The Resurrected

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2007, 04:39:37 PM »
ah beautiful speeds

Flannel Boy

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2007, 06:45:17 PM »

BlueTsunami

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2007, 07:27:32 PM »


 :elephant :elephant :elephant

Thats just fucken beautiful. I WAS going to sign up for Charter 10Mb/1Mb plan but its only $59 for 3 Months then around $80 after the promotion period. Eh

I signed up for the 5Mb/512Kb plan ;_;
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Candyflip

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2007, 07:28:23 PM »
ffs

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Beezy

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2007, 07:59:08 PM »
 :tophat

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2007, 08:06:30 PM »


BEEZY IS A HOMO

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CajoleJuice

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« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2007, 08:10:27 PM »
The shit version of Verizon...

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Mupepe

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« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2007, 08:13:54 PM »

Beezy

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2007, 08:17:59 PM »
The shit version of Verizon...

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What the hell? :lol

My old Verizon speed was at least 3000kb/s.

CajoleJuice

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2007, 08:24:45 PM »
I have the shittiest possible Verizon DSL. I just know it downgraded a while back...or something. I'm not paying, so I really can't complain.

But yea, my dad is cheap. I had 56k longer than pretty much all of my friends.
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Mupepe

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« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2007, 08:26:18 PM »
my nearest test server is 250 miles away and it still completely stomps yours.  :tophat

I still love you.  ARE YOU GETTING DRUNK TONIGHT?

CajoleJuice

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2007, 08:28:11 PM »
I noticed my latency is less than Beezy's. SO FUCK YOU.

And we will see, Mupepe. Most likely though.
AMC

Beezy

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2007, 08:29:22 PM »
 :lol

What is latency btw?

CajoleJuice

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2007, 08:30:51 PM »
Lag. So for gaming I'm better off than you.

I have no idea how that's possible when your download rate is 20x mine.  :lol
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Beezy

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2007, 08:33:09 PM »
 >:(

Mupepe

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2007, 08:33:59 PM »
yeah, but Beezy is better off when he downloads torrents.

So it's more beneficial, because we all know black people steal...

Beezy

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Re: I'm getting Verizon FiOS for free, bitches!
« Reply #44 on: April 28, 2007, 08:37:37 PM »
No shame in my download game. :pirate