Author Topic: Question for CrystalGemini (Read 13117 times)

Bacon · « **on:** August 30, 2006, 11:02:19 PM »

If Willco dumped you, would you still post at Evilbore?

I wouldn't. Fuck him.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** August 30, 2006, 11:03:07 PM »

She'd come with me. Once you go black you never go back!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** August 30, 2006, 11:32:35 PM »

I don't get where this newfound hatred for me came from, Bacon. I thought we were COOL.

Bacon · « **Reply #3 on:** August 30, 2006, 11:37:49 PM »

I don't hate you. But if you dumped me I would.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** August 30, 2006, 11:50:12 PM »

Why would I dump CrystalGemini? She's dreamy!

Hey, Bacon, some dude gave her sister rodi his phone number on the subway today. You've got competition!

Bacon · « **Reply #5 on:** August 30, 2006, 11:57:31 PM »

Well I guess she'll be quite surprised when she finds out he has a dick.

etiolate · « **Reply #6 on:** August 30, 2006, 11:58:33 PM »

You or the subway guy?

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 31, 2006, 12:18:02 AM »

Just so you know Wilco, if you dumped me, I'd stop posting.

And I'm not too fond of this polygamy thing, either. I think you should pick one wife and that's it.

Bacon · « **Reply #8 on:** August 31, 2006, 12:21:51 AM »

Tooter sharer.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #9 on:** August 31, 2006, 02:36:10 AM »

NEVAR!

I didn't stop posting on GAF after I broke up with my ex (he grew a vagina). Why would I stop posting on Evilbore if Will and I broke up?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2006, 02:52:42 AM »

Hell, you should post dirty photos to anger and upset Will if the day comes when you two break it off. You'll be benefitting Pheonix Dark and sticking it to that bastard ex!!!!

Bacon · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2006, 07:46:18 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on August 31, 2006, 02:36:10 AM

NEVAR!

I didn't stop posting on GAF after I broke up with my ex (he grew a vagina). Why would I stop posting on Evilbore if Will and I broke up?

Who was your ex on GAF? Jinx?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2006, 08:01:06 AM »

If Phoenix Dark dumped me, I would go to his place and sacrifice him for my lord and savior Xenu

Diablos · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2006, 09:18:41 AM »

Yeah who is your ex from gaf?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** August 31, 2006, 09:20:17 AM »

EvilLore

morphix · « **Reply #15 on:** September 01, 2006, 08:27:01 AM »

When you guys split up let me know, I think I could provide you with the life of your dreams (provided your dreams are dressing up as several anime characters for me).

Call me Wilco

Diablos · « **Reply #16 on:** September 01, 2006, 10:23:18 AM »

Willco says you like him because he's Jewish and has money. True? False?

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** September 01, 2006, 03:28:41 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on August 31, 2006, 07:46:18 AM

Quote from: CrystalGemini on August 31, 2006, 02:36:10 AM
NEVAR!

I didn't stop posting on GAF after I broke up with my ex (he grew a vagina). Why would I stop posting on Evilbore if Will and I broke up?

Who was your ex on GAF? Jinx?

rolf, that must be why he had that breakdown and left GAF for that period

Bacon · « **Reply #18 on:** September 01, 2006, 03:29:43 PM »

OMG you're right.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** September 01, 2006, 03:35:10 PM »

It's not -jinx-. I met Crystal's ex, he used to read my posts and was sorely disappointed that I did not look like Bruce Campbell.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #20 on:** September 01, 2006, 03:37:10 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 01, 2006, 03:35:10 PM

It's not -jinx-. I met Crystal's ex, he used to read my posts and was sorely disappointed that I did not look like Bruce Campbell.

I think we all were, buddy.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** September 01, 2006, 03:37:48 PM »

Not my fault you are all gay for Bruce Campbell!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #22 on:** September 01, 2006, 03:41:12 PM »

No argument here. I love me some Bruce Campbell. :'(

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #23 on:** September 01, 2006, 03:50:19 PM »

Everyone should love Bruce Campbell and if they dont they need to be shot in the head.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #24 on:** September 01, 2006, 03:51:53 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on September 01, 2006, 03:50:19 PM

Everyone should love Bruce Campbell and if they dont they need to be shot in the head.

This bullet is for you, PD!

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #25 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:41:50 AM »

Hint:
He posted in this thread:
http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive/ferrio-art-03-02-2002.htm

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #26 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:43:14 AM »

The Shadow

Bacon · « **Reply #27 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:44:43 AM »

Bishop? Did he impregnate you and then walk out?

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #28 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:45:24 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 02, 2006, 12:43:14 AM

The Shadow

No.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #29 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:46:35 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on September 02, 2006, 12:44:43 AM

Bishop? Did he impregnate you and then walk out?

Negative.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #30 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:46:55 AM »

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #31 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:48:24 AM »

No cheating, rodi.

rodi · « **Reply #32 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:50:29 AM »

I know who it is...

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #33 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:51:34 AM »

Quote from: rodi on September 02, 2006, 12:50:29 AM

I know who it is...

If you spill the beans, I'll PM you nudes...

...of Olimario's girlfriend. You're into that, right?

rodi · « **Reply #34 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:52:49 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 02, 2006, 12:51:34 AM

Quote from: rodi on September 02, 2006, 12:50:29 AM
I know who it is...

If you spill the beans, I'll PM you nudes...

...of Olimario's girlfriend. You're into that, right?

Negative. Not her, anyways.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #35 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:53:28 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 02, 2006, 12:51:34 AM

Quote from: rodi on September 02, 2006, 12:50:29 AM
I know who it is...

If you spill the beans, I'll PM you nudes...

...of Olimario's girlfriend. You're into that, right?

NO DEAL. Everyone and their mothers' has seen Oli's ex's tits.

rodi · « **Reply #36 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:53:59 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on September 02, 2006, 12:53:28 AM

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 02, 2006, 12:51:34 AM
Quote from: rodi on September 02, 2006, 12:50:29 AM
I know who it is...

If you spill the beans, I'll PM you nudes...

...of Olimario's girlfriend. You're into that, right?
NO DEAL. Everyone and their mothers' has seen Oli's ex's tits.

Exactly.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #37 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:54:17 AM »

:'( :'( :'(

Bacon · « **Reply #38 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:59:00 AM »

I wouldn't fuck her either, rodi.

Bacon · « **Reply #39 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:01:35 AM »

BTW can we get some hints? Like, how big was his cock? Bigger than Willco's?

rodi · « **Reply #40 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:03:29 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on September 02, 2006, 12:59:00 AM

I wouldn't fuck her either, rodi.

I like you. We have similar taste.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #41 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:04:02 AM »

Hint #2:
Another thread:
http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive/apple-11-26-2003.htm

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #42 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:04:38 AM »

HE JUST WANTS TO GET IN YOUR PANTS!

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #43 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:07:02 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on September 02, 2006, 01:01:35 AM

BTW can we get some hints? Like, how big was his cock? Bigger than Willco's?

You're awefully interested in Will's cock eh?

Bacon · « **Reply #44 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:07:39 AM »

Quote from: rodi on September 02, 2006, 01:03:29 AM

Quote from: Bacon on September 02, 2006, 12:59:00 AM
I wouldn't fuck her either, rodi.

I like you. We have similar taste.

I feel the same way. Don't worry, someday I'll do something about this pesky penis.

Bacon · « **Reply #45 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:08:09 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on September 02, 2006, 01:07:02 AM

Quote from: Bacon on September 02, 2006, 01:01:35 AM
BTW can we get some hints? Like, how big was his cock? Bigger than Willco's?
You're awefully interested in Will's cock eh?

Are you saying I shouldn't be? Is this a hint?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #46 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:08:39 AM »

Jesus H. Christ, just say it already! Does it really matter that much?

Bacon · « **Reply #47 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:11:45 AM »

mochi. Cause it sounds Asian. Yellow fever and whatnot.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #48 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:13:10 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on September 02, 2006, 01:11:45 AM

mochi. Cause it sounds Asian. Yellow fever and whatnot.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #49 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:13:42 AM »

So..... who the fuck is mochi?

Bacon · « **Reply #50 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:17:37 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 02, 2006, 01:13:42 AM

So..... who the fuck is mochi?

Apparently someone that could not satisfy CrystalGemini with his newly grown vagina.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #51 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:20:59 AM »

BTW how do chicks get off on rubbing their vags together? I could never understand that.

Bacon · « **Reply #52 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:21:42 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 02, 2006, 01:20:59 AM

BTW how do chicks get off on rubbing their vags together? I could never understand that.

rodi?

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #53 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:22:05 AM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #54 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:23:06 AM »

Goddamn Willco really is the long lost brother of Andy Milonakis...

Bacon · « **Reply #55 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:23:14 AM »

rofl Willco's head looks tiny in that pic.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #56 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:23:26 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 02, 2006, 01:20:59 AM

BTW how do chicks get off on rubbing their vags together? I could never understand that.

They're called fingers, smarty.

Bacon · « **Reply #57 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:24:06 AM »

It seems CrystalGemini needs to view more lesbian porn.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #58 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:24:59 AM »

True. There are no fingers inside the pooters, lest I've been lied to all these years. :'(

rodi · « **Reply #59 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:26:20 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on September 02, 2006, 01:23:26 AM

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 02, 2006, 01:20:59 AM
BTW how do chicks get off on rubbing their vags together? I could never understand that.
They're called fingers, smarty.

Thanks for stealing my thunder!

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Author Topic: Question for CrystalGemini (Read 13117 times)

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