Author Topic: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2... (Read 4552 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** July 31, 2006, 02:30:42 PM »

... my sister is coming to stay with me this week for about two weeks, and I wanted to take her on a tour through Hollywood and see Clerks 2 at the Arclight. Is it that inappropiate? She's seen Clerks!

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2006, 02:40:56 PM »

DO IT.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2006, 02:43:40 PM »

DON'T DO IT.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2006, 02:49:26 PM »

DO IT.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #4 on:** July 31, 2006, 02:49:45 PM »

You're going to make her think ass to mouth is a good thing.

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** July 31, 2006, 02:49:54 PM »

Do it. Just tell her not to tell her dad.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #6 on:** July 31, 2006, 02:56:59 PM »

Besides the Ass to Mouth discussion there's nothing too vulgar for your average 15 year old in Clerks II

etiolate · « **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2006, 03:04:17 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 31, 2006, 02:43:40 PM

DON'T DO IT.

You're just hoping to take her yourself.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2006, 03:04:19 PM »

Who the fuck shows people Hollywood?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #9 on:** July 31, 2006, 03:04:54 PM »

You wil ruin her miiiiiiiiinnnnnnddddd

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** July 31, 2006, 03:08:47 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on July 31, 2006, 03:04:19 PM

Who the fuck shows people Hollywood?

Uh, those who are ASKED to show them Hollywood. She wants to see it, so we'll do the quick tour. Hollywood and Highland, Arclight, Amoebe and Sunset. Then to the good stuff. She's never been on an airplane, so OF COURSE she's touristy!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #11 on:** July 31, 2006, 03:11:53 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 31, 2006, 03:08:47 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on July 31, 2006, 03:04:19 PM
Who the fuck shows people Hollywood?

Uh, those who are ASKED to show them Hollywood. She wants to see it, so we'll do the quick tour. Hollywood and Highland, Arclight, Amoebe and Sunset. Then to the good stuff. She's never been on an airplane, so OF COURSE she's touristy!

Take her to a sex shop with those wind-up bunny humping toys. I loved those when I was a kid.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2006, 03:13:43 PM »

I bet you did!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #13 on:** July 31, 2006, 03:14:45 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on July 31, 2006, 03:11:53 PM

Quote from: Willco on July 31, 2006, 03:08:47 PM
Quote from: am nintenho on July 31, 2006, 03:04:19 PM
Who the fuck shows people Hollywood?

Uh, those who are ASKED to show them Hollywood. She wants to see it, so we'll do the quick tour. Hollywood and Highland, Arclight, Amoebe and Sunset. Then to the good stuff. She's never been on an airplane, so OF COURSE she's touristy!
Take her to a sex shop with those wind-up bunny humping toys. I loved those when I was a kid.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** July 31, 2006, 03:18:03 PM »

nintenho has mental scars, I can see them from here

Christopher · « **Reply #15 on:** July 31, 2006, 03:19:09 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on July 31, 2006, 03:04:17 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 31, 2006, 02:43:40 PM
DON'T DO IT.

You're just hoping to take her yourself.

Right now is the PERFECT time for the BT gif.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** July 31, 2006, 03:20:38 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 31, 2006, 03:18:03 PM

nintenho has mental scars, I can see them from here

brawndolicious · « **Reply #17 on:** July 31, 2006, 03:20:38 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 31, 2006, 03:18:03 PM

nintenho has mental scars, I can see them from here

I try.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #18 on:** July 31, 2006, 03:22:26 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on July 31, 2006, 03:19:09 PM

Quote from: etiolate on July 31, 2006, 03:04:17 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 31, 2006, 02:43:40 PM
DON'T DO IT.

You're just hoping to take her yourself.

Right now is the PERFECT time for the BT gif.

Verboten · « **Reply #19 on:** July 31, 2006, 03:29:24 PM »

Just take her. The only thing really prevalent in the movie is racism. It's nothing she won't encounter in high school.

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