Author Topic: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because.... (Read 3390 times)

CrystalGemini · « **on:** April 22, 2007, 06:41:45 AM »

1. ...he meets "like 40 people a day on WoW"

2. ...he's more mature due to the fact that he can imagine situations instead of actually living through them (example: imagining what Israel looks like instead of actually being there, imagining what other religons are like instead of actually researching them)

3. ...he has an acute inborn talent for understanding individuals personalities (he meets, like, 40 people a day on Wow afterall!)

4. ...all my friends are "hippies, fegs and heathen Jews and Muslims" - all of which "don't deserve to live". The fact that I associate myself with them apparently shows how stupid I am.

5. ...he's a "better Christian" than I am because he does not associate with "Jesus killers"

6. ...he lets his male friends do push ups on his back during sleepovers.

How can I possibly compete with that!?!

FYI, Homemade Milk is my 13 yr old brother.

BlackMage · « **Reply #1 on:** April 22, 2007, 06:43:56 AM »

beat him

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** April 22, 2007, 06:44:22 AM »

He does spend a lot of time playing World of Warcraft. Perhaps you should listen to him. He has like Tier 4 sets on all his 'toons.

etiolate · « **Reply #3 on:** April 22, 2007, 06:53:03 AM »

All the ladies are impressed by his epix

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #4 on:** April 22, 2007, 06:56:56 AM »

Fo sho.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:02:57 AM »

CG could you hook me up with some of your cigarillo heathen friends?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:05:08 AM »

etiolate · « **Reply #7 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:05:18 AM »

Has he ever sent Lemurs pictures of his WoW characters in their undies?

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #8 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:06:36 AM »

No, but for the right WoW price he'll send them to YOU and even pitch in a free e-lap dance!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:11:19 AM »

Tier 4 cigarillo heathen friends, that is.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #10 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:11:42 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 22, 2007, 07:02:57 AM

CG could you hook me up with some of your cigarillo heathen friends?

None of them are available at the moment, but I'll keep you updated.

etiolate · « **Reply #11 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:21:09 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on April 22, 2007, 07:06:36 AM

No, but for the right WoW price he'll send them to YOU and even pitch in a free e-lap dance!

Only if he promises a tractor ride too.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:22:08 AM »

I'm sorry, he won't be going anywhere after I finish my push ups on his back.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:26:58 AM »

crystalgemini: The only books he reads are campy romance novels because there are sex scenes in it.
Willco: Let the spice flow
etoilet: are you kiddin
crystalgemini: No.
crystalgemini: I am not.
etoilet: romance novels?
Willco: hahah
Willco: TVC wants details
crystalgemini: He skips to the sex scenes.
Willco: are we talking like Harlequin romance novels?
crystalgemini: It's kind of like how he watches "The L Word" for the lesbian sex scenes.
etoilet: but theres no asians in romance novels

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:28:27 AM »

Asian christians are the wackiest. Don't you guys realize that no matter how much you pray you're still going to Hell? Jesus didn't die for you.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:31:05 AM »

I know, it's about as conservative as a household as you can get!

We just learned that Homemade Milk reads Anne Rice novels for sex scenes, more news to follow.

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:32:02 AM »

You need to lend him your Dean Koontz novels, Willco.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:33:10 AM »

We're laughing, because Anne Rice novels are very homoerotic. Her books are nothing but gay sex and incest. It's pretty funny.

Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:34:47 AM »

Quote from: Willco on April 22, 2007, 07:33:10 AM

We're laughing, because Anne Rice novels are very homoerotic. Her books are nothing but gay sex and incest. It's pretty funny.

I bet he keeps his sisters' panties under his bed.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:35:50 AM »

You would have to ask them!

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:37:38 AM »

It saddens me to see this tension in the lives of people I know. I wish I could help. As it stands I can only offer my typical advice: saw off his head with a serrated Rambo knife, walk out the front door, hold it aloft, and say yada yada yada.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #21 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:38:08 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 22, 2007, 07:34:47 AM

I bet he keeps his sisters' panties under his bed.

He's never done THAT before. He HAS walked in on my older sister while she was dressing. "Accidentally" of course. Then again, he didn't leave until she screamed at him either.

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:39:06 AM »

I bet he has hidden peepholes all over the house!!! Hidden camera videos!!! You're living with an incestuous pervert, CrystalGemini!!!

etiolate · « **Reply #23 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:39:27 AM »

To be more informed, I must know what music he listens to?

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:41:30 AM »

The "homemade milk" must be the semen he spills whenever he thinks about his forbidden lust for his sisters.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:43:02 AM »

etoilet: have you ever asked him if jesus killers includes italians?
crystalgemini: He agrees with Hitler.
crystalgemini: If they're not blonde and blue eyed, they don't deserve to live.
WhiteMan: Wait, how could he agree with Hitler if he is not aryan himself?
etoilet: just pray he doesn't apply to virginia tech
crystalgemini: I DON'T KNOW.
crystalgemini: He thinks Hitler was a smart man.
crystalgemini: When asked why he would think that, he responds "It's just something I've been thinking about."

World of Warcraft: Breeding the Future Cho Seung-hui's of Tomorrow - Today!

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #26 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:46:13 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on April 22, 2007, 07:39:27 AM

To be more informed, I must know what music he listens to?

I caught him singing Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" to himself while playing WoW on several occasions.

He also likes Paul Oakenfold's "Starry Eyed Surprise".

etiolate · « **Reply #27 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:55:01 AM »

Just to recap

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Homemade Milk

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #28 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:56:54 AM »

He also plays this:

etiolate · « **Reply #29 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:57:46 AM »

Well there's nothing wrong with that...

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #30 on:** April 22, 2007, 08:06:42 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on April 22, 2007, 07:57:46 AM

Well there's nothing wrong with that...

True. I know plenty of guys that like those games. *ahem*

etiolate · « **Reply #31 on:** April 22, 2007, 10:54:28 AM »

I will get my iron chef game one day

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #32 on:** April 22, 2007, 01:08:42 PM »

This is just further proof in my theory that mmorpgs are not only dumb wastes of time but damaging to young kids who should be spending that time socializing with actual people. e-friends /= real friends, kids!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** April 22, 2007, 01:15:48 PM »

This thread is great.

you ever think that inviting him here was a problem? maybe he reads homoerotic romance novels because he doesn't understand that subtext is only subtext.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** April 22, 2007, 01:23:28 PM »

Pfft Homemade Milk is awesome. In a couple years he'll be my apprentice

demi · « **Reply #35 on:** April 22, 2007, 01:28:56 PM »

I'd say I'm smarter than both of you but then I am reminded that the both of you are asian. : (

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #36 on:** April 22, 2007, 01:38:19 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on April 22, 2007, 07:38:08 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on April 22, 2007, 07:34:47 AM
I bet he keeps his sisters' panties under his bed.

He's never done THAT before. He HAS walked in on my older sister while she was dressing. "Accidentally" of course. Then again, he didn't leave until she screamed at him either.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** April 22, 2007, 01:46:17 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on April 22, 2007, 07:38:08 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on April 22, 2007, 07:34:47 AM
I bet he keeps his sisters' panties under his bed.

He's never done THAT before. He HAS walked in on my older sister while she was dressing. "Accidentally" of course. Then again, he didn't leave until she screamed at him either.

High five!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #38 on:** April 22, 2007, 01:54:49 PM »

Sounds like Homemade Milk wants to know what love is, and he wants you to show him

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #39 on:** April 22, 2007, 03:40:08 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on April 22, 2007, 07:46:13 AM

Quote from: etiolate on April 22, 2007, 07:39:27 AM
To be more informed, I must know what music he listens to?
I caught him singing Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" to himself while playing WoW on several occasions.

Methinks someone's little brother stumbled upon Meatspin...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #40 on:** April 22, 2007, 04:32:05 PM »

I don't think he understands Borat is an act - he think its for real.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #41 on:** April 22, 2007, 05:07:54 PM »

has he CAUGHT THEM ALL

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #42 on:** April 22, 2007, 05:45:01 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #43 on:** April 22, 2007, 05:52:09 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 22, 2007, 04:32:05 PM

I don't think he understands Borat is an act - he think its for real.

Did he also turn off the movie at the Azmat scene (presumably to go jerk off)? Does he still read EB or did he give up when his darlin' Lemurs left?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #44 on:** April 22, 2007, 05:54:20 PM »

No, he stayed and watch it all in its glory. He loves Borat. He quotes it all the time. I wonder what would happen if he found out Cohen was a Hebrew!

He doesn't read this place much, he's focused on World of Warcraft.

demi · « **Reply #45 on:** April 22, 2007, 05:57:34 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 22, 2007, 05:52:09 PM

Quote from: Willco on April 22, 2007, 04:32:05 PM
I don't think he understands Borat is an act - he think its for real.

Did he also turn off the movie at the Azmat scene (presumably to go jerk off)? Does he still read EB or did he give up when his darlin' Lemurs left?

If I wasn't at my friend's house, I would have probably rubbed one out right there had that scene come across. I don't blame him for wanting to do the same.

etiolate · « **Reply #46 on:** April 22, 2007, 09:49:05 PM »

Is this him?

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=97741743&sid=1

Mupepe · « **Reply #47 on:** April 22, 2007, 09:50:24 PM »

homemade milk is pretty much smarter than any female because they have boobs.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #48 on:** April 22, 2007, 10:19:16 PM »

I wonder how CrystalGemini feels about the fact that her little bro has probably cybered on WoW with a Dark Elf who he thought was a 17 year old girl from the Philippines but was really a 63 year old retired bus driver from New Jersey.

Mupepe · « **Reply #49 on:** April 22, 2007, 10:20:49 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 22, 2007, 10:19:16 PM

I wonder how CrystalGemini feels about the fact that her little bro has probably cybered on WoW with a Dark Elf that he thought was a 17 year old girl from the Philippines but was really a 63 year old retired bus driver from New Jersey.

probably the same as when she found out she was dating andy milonakis

Vizzys · « **Reply #50 on:** April 22, 2007, 10:37:31 PM »

zing!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #51 on:** April 22, 2007, 10:51:54 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 22, 2007, 10:20:49 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 22, 2007, 10:19:16 PM
I wonder how CrystalGemini feels about the fact that her little bro has probably cybered on WoW with a Dark Elf that he thought was a 17 year old girl from the Philippines but was really a 63 year old retired bus driver from New Jersey.
probably the same as when she found out she was dating andy milonakis

Willcoburn

Ichirou · « **Reply #52 on:** April 22, 2007, 11:54:21 PM »

Willco doesn't even really look like Andy Milonakis. He looks more like the bastard child of Jay Leno.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #53 on:** April 23, 2007, 12:10:38 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 22, 2007, 10:20:49 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 22, 2007, 10:19:16 PM
I wonder how CrystalGemini feels about the fact that her little bro has probably cybered on WoW with a Dark Elf that he thought was a 17 year old girl from the Philippines but was really a 63 year old retired bus driver from New Jersey.
probably the same as when she found out she was dating andy milonakis

ETHER

xnikki118x · « **Reply #54 on:** April 23, 2007, 02:57:39 AM »

Sounds like Homemade Milk is a fucking idiot.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #55 on:** April 23, 2007, 02:13:26 PM »

uh, my lil sis plays WoW, I hate that game. MMORPG's must DIE!

whiteACID · « **Reply #56 on:** April 23, 2007, 03:58:23 PM »

This thread sucks.

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Author Topic: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because.... (Read 3390 times)