non-dysfunctional, largely well-adjusted folks post here!

[Van Cruncheon]

as a panacea to the whimpering self-flagellation and gross social dysfunction displayed elsewhere in this forum, i have created a thread to celebrate the sane, largely amiable existence!

i am sipping gentleman jack while me and my wife watch futurama and my daughter slumbers, lightning mcqueen and sally porsche clutched in her cute little hands. my day at work was pleasantly boring, save when maf and tvc dropped by for lunch and capitalist hijinks, and my commute was delightfully unremarkable. you don't like it that my life's okay? HAW HAW! IN YOUR TEARY-EYED EMO FACE!

so, all ye smug and self-satisfied evilboreans with talent, ambition, and discipline: celebrate!

Edit: NO LIARS ALLOWED

[Himu]

Sorry for being a failure, drinky.

[TVC15]

So who exactly can post in here?  I think I might be pretty dysfunctional, but like, compared to G, I'm completely normal.

[Mr. Gundam]

I'm sitting on the couch with my wife and our obese cat watching Drive. I'm surfing the web, she's on her laptop doing homework (evening MBA program). We made paninis for dinner tonight with a nice cucumber and tomato salad. We'll probably be in bed by 10pm. We're so boring during the week, but we love it!

[Himu]

So who exactly can post in here?  I think I might be pretty dysfunctional, but like, compared to G, I'm completely normal.

Except PD, everyone is.

[The Fake Shemp]

I'm having some rum and coke, and a sandwich after completing my first day of work.  I have some tests to take care of for school enrollment, but all is good in my academic and social life.  Later on, Chris and I will go to the neighborhood bar to drink some more (he's in a Bloody Mary phase and I am in an Irish Coffee mood), where will we play darts and watch television.  I'll talk to my girlfriend and go to bed.  Tomorrow, I go shopping and do laundry.  It is a humble, normal existence without the emo and angst.

[Van Cruncheon]

tvc, so far, your dysfunction seems to be a charming if slightly manufactured attribute. i sorely doubt that you're bemoaning the gross inadequacies of your existence as you surf the internet for hot ogre-on-nerd porn.

[TVC15]

Okay.  I am about to watch Father Ted and consume the last of the bottle of DethScotch.  There are about 4 fingers left in the bottle.

Oh Drinky, the sights I could show you.  I refrain from showing because your hair would have the color scared out of it if you'd see.

[Van Cruncheon]

himumu, you're not old enough to declare yourself a failure. get out if you aren't going to worship the unexamined life!

[CajoleJuice]

I am old enough yet to do that, Drinky? 21 in a week.

[Van Cruncheon]

nope. 21 is nothing. most folks are failures at 21. call me when you're 30, but by then, you'll be too apathetic to be emo.

[Boogie]

I'm one exam from earning myself an honours bachelor's degree from an elite university, have a probable job lined up where I start a career as a part of one of Canada's national symbols, and I have actually managed to have a steady relationship with a human female for the past 4+ months.  

[Christopher]

I am old enough yet to do that, Drinky? 21 in a week.

wow in a week?  Awesome Juice what are you doing for it?  I'm almost there too...almost

[The Fake Shemp]

I think Boogie's turnaround to a normal existence in just four months is pretty awesome.  Before, he was a social outcast, but now he's one of us!

ONE OF US ONE OF US TEE HEE HEE HEE

[CajoleJuice]

nope. 21 is nothing. most folks are failures at 21. call me when you're 30, but by then, you'll be too apathetic to be emo.

Fair enough.

And Chris, I don't think I'm doing anything special. Maybe just hit up a bar and have a few drinks. I'm not going to get plastered though.

[Himu]

I didn't do anything for my bday last year when I turned 21 except fucking work. I got me a beer on the way home to celebrate. =/

[Mupepe]

drinky, i'm pretty honest about how my life is (small weiner, lots of work hours etc.)  Am I allowed to post in here?

[Candyflip]

Getting ready to go to sleep so I can wake up at 3AM and do some class work I've been putting off due to testing. Today was a pretty crappy day. Actually, it seems like lately any day starting with school ends up being bad. Crappy teachers suck.

[Boogie]

I think Boogie's turnaround to a normal existence in just four months is pretty awesome.  Before, he was a social outcast, but now he's one of us!

ONE OF US ONE OF US TEE HEE HEE HEE

HIGH FIVE

[Mr. Gundam]

I spent my 21st birthday with members of the Vietnamese mafia, unbeknownst to me at the time. My cousin and I were the only white people in this one club, and being with the VM was the only thing that kept us from being shot, apparently. And then, later that night, I got 21 birthday spankings by the large lesbian bouncer at a local gay club.

It was an awesome night.

[Van Cruncheon]

mupepe, sure, as long as you a) don't whine; b) don't lie; and c) don't make a pitch for sympathy. we all have our shortcomings (lol); this is for folks who don't complain about 'em and want an emo-free thread!

[Phoenix Dark]

Just got back from another long study session at the library - this time in preperation for my math test tomorrow.

[MrAngryFace]

The most normal posters in my eyes:

Ecrofirt
Xnijkeikeiikixxxkiki whatever Ecro's girlfriend
Blue Tsunami
Willco
Crystal Gemini
Drinky Crow
TVC (he's actually pretty normal)

Edit: Oh this is supposed to be a self-promotion? Well all I can say is that I try to lead an easy-going life that's accomodating for my friends.

[The Fake Shemp]

My 21st birthday was rather uneventful.  Disposable White Guy and another friend took me to a local bar for my first legal alcoholic beverage, but it was dead and full of "regular" drunks slumping at the bar.  A one man band started performing, so we left and planned an elaborate 21st birthday party in D.C., but got tired and went to bed.

My mom gave me a few hundred dollars to spend on a cruise for my birthday for spring break, which I turned into even more hundreds thanks to casino gambling, sex, booze and women for about seven days in the Caribbean.  It was the best birthday present ever.  I sowed enough oats for four evilborians.

[MrAngryFace]

its your b-day? wtf I didnt know

[Christopher]

I spent my 21st birthday with members of the Vietnamese mafia, unbeknownst to me at the time. My cousin and I were the only white people in this one club, and being with the VM was the only thing that kept us from being shot, apparently. And then, later that night, I got 21 birthday spankings by the large lesbian bouncer at a local gay club.

It was an awesome night.

oh that sealed the birthday right there

[Flannel Boy]

I didn't want to post in this thread anyway.

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:'(

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[Mupepe]

mupepe, sure, as long as you a) don't whine; b) don't lie; and c) don't make a pitch for sympathy. we all have out shortcomings (lol); this is for folks who don't complain about 'em and want an emo-free thread!

i never have  

let's get drunk wooooooo!  unf unf!

[MrAngryFace]

This Jacques Cardin French Brandy I got tonight is fuck awesome.

[Mr. Gundam]

I spent my 21st birthday with members of the Vietnamese mafia, unbeknownst to me at the time. My cousin and I were the only white people in this one club, and being with the VM was the only thing that kept us from being shot, apparently. And then, later that night, I got 21 birthday spankings by the large lesbian bouncer at a local gay club.

It was an awesome night.

oh that sealed the birthday right there

It was quite the night. I didn't get hammered like my bachelor party, but I'll never forget it.

[The Fake Shemp]

This Jacques Cardin French Brandy I got tonight is fuck awesome.

I am drinking Malibu w/ Coke, so it tastes just like Vanilla Coke.  I'm going to the bar for Jameson's and coffee, though.

[Van Cruncheon]

i am well on my way to inebriation, yes

[cloudwalking]

i just got home from work about an hour ago. i'm now sitting here drinking coke and talking to my friends.

i'm not so much normal as just boring, i think!

[Madrun Badrun]

Be warned socially inept, when the rationally happy people start forming little groups like this it can only lead to bad things for Us - my people.  Sure it starts out all nice and innocent, they just want to get away from us; then they start to blame us for what little problems they have then, eventually, its the straight jackets again...run Ruz, run!     

[MrAngryFace]

Willco: Im sending you a b-day present! Expect it soon!

[Ichirou]

The most normal posters in my eyes:

Ecrofirt
Xnijkeikeiikixxxkiki whatever Ecro's girlfriend
Blue Tsunami
Willco
Crystal Gemini
Drinky Crow
TVC (he's actually pretty normal)

Edit: Oh this is supposed to be a self-promotion? Well all I can say is that I try to lead an easy-going life that's accomodating for my friends.

You forgot to add me to the list, you jerk.  

[Mr. Gundam]

i'm not so much normal as just boring, i think!

I like being boring, actually. The wife and I go to bed around 9:30 or 10pm a lot of nights.

Boring is awesome!

[Van Cruncheon]

conversely, join us for a night of civil, good-natured banter by putting aside your self-loathing and misery and picking up your fucking booze already

[brawndolicious]

I'm about to watch Heroes after waiting for 1.5 months.

I'll probably sleep late playing EDF 2017 tonight since I start school at 11:30 this week because of STAR testing.

I have no homework left because the copier in my school's motherfucking library didn't send me the the parts of the project so I could email when I scanned it so screw any fucking person involved in making it, I'm going to watch Heroes.

[Mr. Gundam]

I'll probably sleep late playing EDF 2017 tonight since I start school at 11:30 this week because of STAR testing.

STAR testing? Are you still in high school? It's always weird to see something related to work mentioned here...

[MrAngryFace]

WAIT IS IT WILLCOS BDAY OR NOT

[Madrun Badrun]

conversely, join us for a night of civil, good-natured banter by putting aside your self-loathing and misery and picking up your fucking booze already

edit:  never mind  :'(

[Mupepe]

drinky, i was setting the levels on my amp in my truck.  omg   fucking awesome.  STP on it is glorious.

yesterday, on my way home from work, I blew a fuse (one of four so it's not that bad  ) playing Jimmy by Tool all the way up  

[The Fake Shemp]

Willco: Im sending you a b-day present! Expect it soon!

My birthday was in January!

We were just conversing about milestone birthdays, but feel free to send me a present anyway.  It took CrystalGemini 'till March to give me mine.

[Candyflip]

I'm considering pulling another all nighter. Been up since 3PM yesterday save for a 3 hour nap earlier. Caffeine is my best friend.

Haha @ nintenho. I already finished all my STAR stuff. Easy too, since I had no math this semester all I had to take was the English portion

[MrAngryFace]

Shit I missed it, ill send you something anyway, for the honored 21st booze birthday.

[CajoleJuice]

drinky, i was setting the levels on my amp in my truck.  omg   fucking awesome.  STP on it is glorious.

yesterday, on my way home from work, I blew a fuse (one of four so it's not that bad  ) playing Jimmy by Tool all the way up 

STP

Jimmy

WOOOO

[xnikki118x]

I'm drinking water and watching my cat while she sleeps. I'm also reading this forum and my LiveJournal friends list.

Today I went to both of my classes, and inbetween them I had lunch with my friend Candace, her girlfriend, and an older male nursing student who is cool and knows Candace. I hadn't been able to have lunch with Candace for a while so it's cool.

After school I drove my little brother and my dad's dog to a local record store so I could run in quickly for a present for my mom for mothers' day. The dog was being a good girl so we stopped at McDonald's for a cheeseburger. No onions, of course, as they're toxic to dogs.

When we got back to my parents' house there was a message on the machine calling my brother into work, so he changed and I drove him up. We took his cat for the ride this time--don't even ask me why because I have no idea.

When I got back to my parents house I ran spyware scans on their computer and found 210 critical objects with AdAware! Hahahaha....then I talked briefly with my mom who was being cool today, and went to see my best friend/sister.

My Marisa and I watched probably 4 episodes of Grey's Anatomy. Then I came home.

Now I have to write a paper about theology, and possibly work on a PowerPoint for a presentation I'm doing on Wednesday about corporal punishment.

Tomorrow I am running for vice president of the Psychology Club, which I am currently the secretary of. Wednesday I am running for president of Commuter Council, which I ran for last year and lost.

I should post this to my journal instead of here. Oh well. O HAY GUYS.

[brawndolicious]

STAR testing? Are you still in high school? It's always weird to see something related to work mentioned here...

I'm a senior.  I don't have to take it. 

[mikesphat]

hay beybay! 

[Madrun Badrun]

STAR testing? Are you still in high school? It's always weird to see something related to work mentioned here...

I'm a senior.  I don't have to take it. 

whats STAR testing? 

[drozmight]

Hey Drinky, I'm one of your employees, but I won't tell you which one I am!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Actually, no.

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[brawndolicious]

STAR testing? Are you still in high school? It's always weird to see something related to work mentioned here...

I'm a senior.  I don't have to take it. 

whats STAR testing? 

It's basically an SAT like test that the school's take for a whole week every grade level except 12 to see how much money they get from the government.

I mean, a high score with 95 percentile and above average for the school means lots of asians.  Lower means hispanics, blacks, pd's etc.

[Madrun Badrun]

I think our CAT tests do a simulator thing for the schools. 

I'm suppose to have great cognitive skills because I knew the elephant was purple and standing to the right of the lion.   

[Van Cruncheon]

what is am nintenho doing in this thread

[Beezy]

The most normal posters in my eyes:

Ecrofirt
Xnijkeikeiikixxxkiki whatever Ecro's girlfriend
Blue Tsunami
Willco
Crystal Gemini
Drinky Crow
TVC (he's actually pretty normal)

Edit: Oh this is supposed to be a self-promotion? Well all I can say is that I try to lead an easy-going life that's accomodating for my friends.

I think I'm pretty normal.

[Madrun Badrun]

what is am nintenho doing in this thread

The freaks have derailed it!  bwahhahaa. 

[Boogie]

what is am nintenho doing in this thread

pleading, nay BEGGING, for acceptance?

[brawndolicious]

I think our CAT tests do a simulator thing for the schools. 
I'm suppose to have great cognitive skills because I knew the elephant was purple and standing to the right of the lion.   

Our's are basically critical reading, math, science, and history (if you have it) for a few hours every morning on scantrons.

It's awesome because they made it right after Spring Break so I'm laughing at all the tiny kids.  Literally, they're asian.

what is am nintenho doing in this thread

I'm posting.

[xnikki118x]

The most normal posters in my eyes:

Ecrofirt
Xnijkeikeiikixxxkiki whatever Ecro's girlfriend
Blue Tsunami
Willco
Crystal Gemini
Drinky Crow
TVC (he's actually pretty normal)

Edit: Oh this is supposed to be a self-promotion? Well all I can say is that I try to lead an easy-going life that's accomodating for my friends.

Can we make me a tag that says Xnijkeikeiikixxxkiki whatever Ecro's girlfriend?

Also, I MAF.