I scared this guy months ago, and tonight I told him the name of my cat.

[drozmight]

A few months ago... well it may have been 6 months ago, I was walking out to the mail boxes. I wore a big ol' hooded sweatshirt and just... well I pretty much looked like a big scary hobo. This dude walked around the corner from the swimming pool, drying his hair, saw me, turned around and ran away like I was going to rob him.


Tonight I saw that same guy, and he didn't run (maybe he didn't recognize me). We were both at the mail boxes and it was one of those awkward moments... and I hate those, so I said, "Hey guess what, I got a new cat from the humane society and named her Toni La Huha." He nervously laughed and said, "Okay."

I'm never talking again!

[MrAngryFace]

You picked uh, an interesting thing to share.

[brawndolicious]

You could put some cat nip on his balls and put the cat next to him while he's sleeping and he'll be like GET IT OFF ME and you'll be like

WHAT IS HIS NAME.

[MrAngryFace]

Least he didnt say I NAMED MY PENIS __________

[Candyflip]

 

[Ichirou]

You could put some cat nip on his balls and put the cat next to him while he's sleeping and he'll be like GET IT OFF ME and you'll be like

WHAT IS HIS NAME.

[brawndolicious]

Seriously, cats are cool, they'll stop attacking a man's balls if you call it by it's name.

[drozmight]

Maybe I'll strap a laser cannon to Toni La Huha's back and send her after him.

La Huha Cannon.

[Madrun Badrun]

Next time you see him say "mommy just died, the funeral is today.  Doctor said she was hit in the back of the head with a blunt object, buuuu (make sure you stutter).  uuut I know better; it was a shovel.  Then stare him in the eye.  then walk away. 

[xnikki118x]

Next time you see him say "mommy just died, the funeral is today.  Doctor said she was hit in the back of the head with a blunt object, buuuu (make sure you stutter).  uuut I know better; it was a shovel.  Then stare him in the eye.  then walk away. 

I just laughed so hard I spit a little, hahaha.

[FatalT]

I'm sensing heavy Norman Bates undertones coming from this thread...and I like where it's going.

[Tauntaun]

Next time you see him say "mommy just died, the funeral is today.  Doctor said she was hit in the back of the head with a blunt object, buuuu (make sure you stutter).  uuut I know better; it was a shovel.  Then stare him in the eye.  then walk away. 

      u genius baby