Author Topic: I'm going to get to fuck Tom Bombadil before any of you (Read 1592 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** April 24, 2007, 07:54:21 PM »

What do you think of that, PD? As soon as I get in the game, I'm gonna make a fucking hobbit and jump on a fucking bed for MONTHS. It will be like your Jesus ROTK never ended ever! BITCHES TITTIES!

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:56:33 PM »

it's going to kick so much ass

when does it come out???

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:57:28 PM »

What's this?

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** April 24, 2007, 08:01:14 PM »

oh shit! it's out today! BUT I DON'T HAVE 512 MB'S OF RAM IN MY HOME PC!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** April 24, 2007, 08:03:42 PM »

I bet you none of the people know who the hell Tom Bombadil is. The guy is a total fruit. He always freaked me out in the books, and always appeared to be a goddamn closet case.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** April 24, 2007, 08:04:24 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 24, 2007, 08:03:42 PM

I bet you none of the people know who the hell Tom Bombadil is. The guy is a total fruit. He always freaked me out in the books, and always appeared to be a goddamn closet case.

you're a goddamn closet case. remember when I used to call you homo faggins and dildo faggins?

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** April 24, 2007, 08:05:14 PM »

It was Dildo Faggins. And it turned me on soooo much.

I have read LotR trilogy 3-4 times.

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 24, 2007, 08:05:51 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 24, 2007, 08:03:42 PM

I bet you none of the people know who the hell Tom Bombadil is. The guy is a total fruit. He always freaked me out in the books, and always appeared to be a goddamn closet case.

And that's why I'm gonna get to fuck him. Installing now. . .

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** April 24, 2007, 08:08:02 PM »

Hell yeah, the guy is strong and a total taco. hit that shit. Is he really in it? Post a screen cap. I totally want to see him taking on Old Man Willow while prancing in tights.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** April 24, 2007, 08:10:09 PM »

I dunno, I'm not a fan of the art style. And the music was sort of a bummer too. How come they couldn't use Shore's amazing score(s), and have him compose new stuff?

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2007, 08:11:48 PM »

tell me if it requires a debit card, or can I buy a prepaid card a la wow?

FatalT · « **Reply #11 on:** April 24, 2007, 08:45:50 PM »

I played the Beta and it was pretty neat. I don't plan on playing the full game though but the Beta WAS enticing.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** April 24, 2007, 08:53:56 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 24, 2007, 08:11:48 PM

tell me if it requires a debit card, or can I buy a prepaid card a la wow?

answer me baby

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:04:52 PM »

There are apparently prepaid cards, going by the back of the manual.

Some screens. They're all resized because I game at 1680x1050:

This is the first thing you see after finishing the neato intro instance.

A shot of my hobbit burglar PAPANGO.

Getting a quest in the bar. The lighting in there is really neat.

Checkin out some human titties.

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:11:32 PM »

baby, what are the system requirements? can i choose a server so i can play on the same server as you?

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:13:28 PM »

Anticipated Retail Minimum Requirements:

Processor: Intel Pentium® 4 1.8 GHz or equivalent
Video: 64 MB NVIDIA® GeForce® 3 or ATI® Radeon® 8500

DirectX: DirectX® 9.0c
OS: Windows® XP
RAM: 512 MB
Disk Space: 7 GB available
Internet: 56kbps Modem

Optical Drive: 2x DVD-ROM

Recommended System Requirements:

Processor: Intel Pentium® 4 2.8 GHz or equivalent
Video: 128 MB NVIDIA® GeForce® FX 6800 or ATI® Radeon® X850
DirectX: DirectX® 9.0c
OS: Windows® XP / Vista
RAM: 1 GB
Disk Space: 10 GB available
Internet: Broadband DSL/Cable
Optical Drive: 2x DVD-ROM

I'm on the Brandywine server.

From teh beta:

drozmight · « **Reply #16 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:15:32 PM »

Bombadil was my secret lover.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:15:56 PM »

well, looks like i'll have to buy 128mb more of RAM and possibly a new fucking videocard as well as a DVD rom. fucking gay. BUT I'M GOING TO FUCKING DO IT. I'll be on tonight.

i can pick which server i want to go on?

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:19:27 PM »

Yeah, you pick the server.

Another screen from my previous adventures (when something scary and magical, like black riders or certain artifacts are near you, it starts laying on these cool ass freaky graphics filters):

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:20:57 PM »

that's awesome.

bluemax · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:21:39 PM »

Those are some pretty low end sys reqs, I guess that is kind of typical of MMORPGs though.

I haven't read LotR since 3rd grade.

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:21:56 PM »

Yeah, notice the map in the upper righthand corner turned into the EYE OF SAURON.

I can try turning my settings down and taking some screens to see how good it still looks. I have everything maxed.

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:25:22 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 24, 2007, 09:21:56 PM

Yeah, notice the map in the upper righthand corner turned into the EYE OF SAURON.

I can try turning my settings down and taking some screens to see how good it still looks. I have everything maxed.

my computer is a piece of crap, can you make it the lowest settings so I can see how bad it will be?

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:40:00 PM »

Highest possible detail:

Lowest possible everything (I kept the resolution the same, though):

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:51:18 PM »

holy shit that's ugly. fuck. i really need to get off my ass and buy a new PC

tvc, i'll be on with you tonight.

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:57:25 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 24, 2007, 09:51:18 PM

holy shit that's ugly. fuck. i really need to get off my ass and buy a new PC

tvc, i'll be on with you tonight.

You could always just wait a couple of weeks until all the launch kinks are worked out.

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** April 24, 2007, 10:01:20 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 24, 2007, 09:57:25 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on April 24, 2007, 09:51:18 PM
holy shit that's ugly. fuck. i really need to get off my ass and buy a new PC

tvc, i'll be on with you tonight.

You could always just wait a couple of weeks until all the launch kinks are worked out.

i can't. i'll get a new PC this weekend, but i can install it on this one for now. i've been looking for a reason to upgrade, and this is it.

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** April 24, 2007, 10:11:18 PM »

A new PC just for an MMO?

etiolate · « **Reply #28 on:** April 24, 2007, 10:13:46 PM »

I like bards. Is the misntrel class any good?

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** April 24, 2007, 10:15:39 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on April 24, 2007, 10:13:46 PM

I like bards. Is the misntrel class any good?

I do not know. I like soloing, so I wanted a class at least a lil combat oriented. I should go read the forums.

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** April 24, 2007, 10:17:41 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 24, 2007, 10:11:18 PM

A new PC just for an MMO?

i was really anticipating this game for a long time and for some reason, it just fell off my radar.

But really, it's the first PC game in a long time that i'm REALLY excited about. now i can also go pick up my backlog of PC titles and play newer ones

Yeti · « **Reply #31 on:** April 24, 2007, 10:45:46 PM »

this game looks fun. I made TVC's comparisons into an animated gif to compare the two qualities better. Would have looked nicer if they were more exact but whatev.

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** April 24, 2007, 11:06:03 PM »

I just got a bitchin new hat:

The graphics are pretty nuts. Check out this troll I just took down:

drozmight · « **Reply #33 on:** April 25, 2007, 12:16:45 AM »

Yeti · « **Reply #34 on:** April 25, 2007, 12:19:57 AM »

What kind of troll is that, swamp or mountain?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #35 on:** April 25, 2007, 12:20:18 AM »

drozmight · « **Reply #36 on:** April 25, 2007, 01:50:08 AM »

Damn it all.

These MMO's really bait well... so hard to resist them. WOW was hard to resist. DAoC was my last true love affair.

Save me from myself.

Mupepe · « **Reply #37 on:** April 25, 2007, 02:02:58 AM »

wal mart didn't have it. so i have to go to best buy in the morning.

i got a sirius satellite radio though.

Ichirou · « **Reply #38 on:** April 25, 2007, 02:05:31 AM »

at the troll

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Author Topic: I'm going to get to fuck Tom Bombadil before any of you (Read 1592 times)