Oh god wtf
1. Gilliam comes on before the movie starts and says "I realize a lot of people will hate this movie" and then continues on to say it's a film about innocence. His final bit is "I am 64 years old and I think I finally found my inner child, and my inner child is a little girl. Thank you, thank you, thankk you, thank you."
2. Then one of the most boring movies I've watched to end starts and continues ot bore you on end.
3. Then the whole thing takes a perverse sexual shift and gets really fucking weird.
4. Then it has a good ending that makes you wish that rest of the movie was that good.