Author Topic: Convince me to not start dating again (Read 2317 times)

etiolate · « **on:** April 26, 2007, 07:48:54 AM »

I tend to, at certain points of a year, get so bored with things that I decide to start dating again. This is normally not a good idea, because women aren't worth the trouble and effort required for them to just do anything. Maybe if it was straight up and honest it owuldn't be so bad, but its mostly games and if I'm playing games I'd rather they be videogames. But I'm bored of playing my current videogame, so help me avoid going back to dating.

Either remind me how horrible it is or give me a new hobby. Something, Please. Save me from stupid girls. =(

tiesto · « **Reply #1 on:** April 26, 2007, 08:29:04 AM »

Try cycling/mountainbiking... it's fun, you get fresh air, you get exercise. Now that the weather is finally decent around here I expect to be doing a lot more of this and a lot less gaming.

etiolate · « **Reply #2 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:00:36 AM »

Heavy exervise isn't a realistic option.

etiolate · « **Reply #3 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:19:45 AM »

Hey does anyone remember the name of that tv show that was on during the early 90s I think, only for like a season or two, but it was about a guy who wins the lottery and moves down to florida in hopes of becoming hte next hemmingway? He's got like a stripper friend and a jamacain friend.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #4 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:41:32 AM »

Stocky · « **Reply #5 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:51:40 AM »

DON'T DO IT, MAN! YOU'LL ONLY HURT YOURSELF

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:36:33 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on April 26, 2007, 07:48:54 AM

I tend to, at certain points of a year, get so bored with things that I decide to start dating again. This is normally not a good idea, because women aren't worth the trouble and effort required for them to just do anything. Maybe if it was straight up and honest it owuldn't be so bad, but its mostly games and if I'm playing games I'd rather they be videogames. But I'm bored of playing my current videogame, so help me avoid going back to dating.

Either remind me how horrible it is or give me a new hobby. Something, Please. Save me from stupid girls. =(

Are you bad at dating? Can you convince yourself youre bad at dating?

Stocky · « **Reply #7 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:38:25 AM »

Do what MAF does. Just drink alone.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #8 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:48:06 AM »

1. Buy a DS
2. Buy Pokemon
3. Play it around women.

You won't have to worry about women, and you will have a new game to play.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** April 26, 2007, 11:20:05 AM »

Stocky: I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING U

whiteACID · « **Reply #10 on:** April 26, 2007, 11:45:46 AM »

Read: Hall of Shame; Official whiteACID forum drama

In conclusion; girls are nothing but trouble

Tauntaun · « **Reply #11 on:** April 26, 2007, 11:59:56 AM »

Get AIDS and wear a shirt that says "I have AIDS and like to have unprotected sex!" or cut off your balls.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12 on:** April 26, 2007, 12:01:14 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 26, 2007, 11:59:56 AM

Get AIDS and wear a shirt that says "I have AIDS and like to have unprotected sex!" or cut off your balls.

and what Acid said.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #13 on:** April 26, 2007, 12:02:30 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on April 26, 2007, 11:45:46 AM

In conclusion; girls are nothing but trouble

while this is a sad truth, its not always true. One day you'll settle down.

Joseph go buy some more games and lock yourself up.

Candyflip · « **Reply #14 on:** April 26, 2007, 12:21:41 PM »

Drugs are fun.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** April 26, 2007, 01:10:48 PM »

I'm in an awesome relationship. So you're not going to get any negative encouragement from me.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #16 on:** April 26, 2007, 01:14:18 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 26, 2007, 01:10:48 PM

I'm in an awesome relationship. So you're not going to get any negative encouragement from me.

Julia put out finaly?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** April 26, 2007, 01:14:33 PM »

Women rock. Living on your own rocks too. Not being REQUIRED to do certain things on certain nights. I like being able to make split second decisions about my months, weeks, and days.

I do however fondly remember my last relationship, but I do also remember the lack of freedom. Just sorta felt obligated to do things all the time.

Cheebs · « **Reply #18 on:** April 26, 2007, 01:27:49 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on April 26, 2007, 01:14:33 PM

Women rock. Living on your own rocks too. Not being REQUIRED to do certain things on certain nights. I like being able to make split second decisions about my months, weeks, and days.

I do however fondly remember my last relationship, but I do also remember the lack of freedom. Just sorta felt obligated to do things all the time.

I dont think I can imagine you ever being married. MAF and married life seems incompatible for some reason.

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** April 26, 2007, 01:32:24 PM »

Quote from: G on April 26, 2007, 01:14:18 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on April 26, 2007, 01:10:48 PM
I'm in an awesome relationship. So you're not going to get any negative encouragement from me.

Julia put out finaly?

she put out a while ago

get with the times G

and basically, don't get in a relationship just to be in one. it really is a lot of work and most people don't want to do it. Like MAF said, sometimes you'll feel obligated to do something and that can get very tiresome if that's not what you want at the time.

But, when a relationship is going really good, nothing can compare in that aspect.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #20 on:** April 26, 2007, 01:53:42 PM »

Cheebs: I honestly like being in control of when and where I deal with people.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #21 on:** April 26, 2007, 02:07:28 PM »

Mupepe: must have missed that news bulletien, glad to hear i was starting to get concerned there for ya bud.

And yeah relationships are freaking great as long as you understand that its hard work. People dont understand that sadly.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #22 on:** April 26, 2007, 02:13:48 PM »

Relationships are fun .. dating sucks.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** April 26, 2007, 02:17:18 PM »

G, you don't know the first thing about real relationships. Please don't pretend otherwise.

Cheebs · « **Reply #24 on:** April 26, 2007, 02:18:58 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 26, 2007, 02:17:18 PM

G, you don't know the first thing about real relationships. Please don't pretend otherwise.

He is 21 and says he is ready to get married and have kids $:-\$

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25 on:** April 26, 2007, 02:20:13 PM »

he SAYS he is 21. at this point, i can't tell where the fiction ends and reality begins with him. however, if he *is* 21, then yeah, he doesn't know anything about real relationships.

Cheebs · « **Reply #26 on:** April 26, 2007, 02:20:49 PM »

21 year olds are failures and have no clue where they will be in 5 years, regardless what they think

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #27 on:** April 26, 2007, 02:21:06 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 26, 2007, 02:18:58 PM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 26, 2007, 02:17:18 PM
G, you don't know the first thing about real relationships. Please don't pretend otherwise.
He is 21 and says he is ready to get married and have kids $:-\$

22 in july

yes i'm ready to settle down and in a few years have some kiddies of my own. And if i dont get married by 35 or so I'll probably try to adopt.

Cheebs · « **Reply #28 on:** April 26, 2007, 02:21:47 PM »

Quote from: G on April 26, 2007, 02:21:06 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on April 26, 2007, 02:18:58 PM
Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 26, 2007, 02:17:18 PM
G, you don't know the first thing about real relationships. Please don't pretend otherwise.
He is 21 and says he is ready to get married and have kids $:-\$

22 in july

yes i'm ready to settle down and in a few years have some kiddies of my own. And if i dont get married by 35 or so I'll probably try to adopt.

try? At 35 you could adopt damn easily from a poor country angelina jolie style.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #29 on:** April 26, 2007, 02:23:25 PM »

I wan my own little demons damnit. But i'll do the right thing though if I cant. So many kids with no family out there.

Cheebs · « **Reply #30 on:** April 26, 2007, 02:26:28 PM »

Quote from: G on April 26, 2007, 02:23:25 PM

I wan my own little demons damnit. But i'll do the right thing though if I cant. So many kids with no family out there.

you realize as a single male it would be damn hard to get an american right? You'd have to get a kid from africa or china.

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #31 on:** April 26, 2007, 02:36:04 PM »

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Prost · « **Reply #32 on:** April 26, 2007, 03:28:04 PM »

just play games around girls then. offer them to come over and play super mario world, if she thinks it's lame then move on to the next

etiolate · « **Reply #33 on:** April 26, 2007, 05:13:19 PM »

Quote from: G on April 26, 2007, 12:02:30 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on April 26, 2007, 11:45:46 AM
In conclusion; girls are nothing but trouble
while this is a sad truth, its not always true. One day you'll settle down.

Joseph go buy some more games and lock yourself up.

I would just get a new DS game, but I'm trying to save money for my sister's wedding.

And no gamer girls! EEP.

I might do the back catalogue thing.

Cheebs · « **Reply #34 on:** April 26, 2007, 05:15:36 PM »

why do you have to be locked down? I doubt your life is like an axe commercial with women in stores chasing you!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #35 on:** April 26, 2007, 05:24:54 PM »

Cheebs: everyone on the internet is a big ol stud.

Cheebs · « **Reply #36 on:** April 26, 2007, 05:26:03 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on April 26, 2007, 05:24:54 PM

Cheebs: everyone on the internet is a big ol stud.

maf when you go into a store to buy quality movies like innerspace or the last starfighter do women attempt to jump on you to make out?

etiolate · « **Reply #37 on:** April 26, 2007, 05:27:38 PM »

who cheebs? me?

Cheebs · « **Reply #38 on:** April 26, 2007, 05:28:38 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on April 26, 2007, 05:27:38 PM

who cheebs? me?

yes you have to like hide from women like they will confront you! It tends to be the "burden" on the man to go hit on the woman.

etiolate · « **Reply #39 on:** April 26, 2007, 05:31:29 PM »

I'm hiding because I don't want to start pursuing and end up in a pursuit that is a lot of work and little reward. Not hiding cuz da bitches be all up onz.

Verboten · « **Reply #40 on:** April 26, 2007, 05:38:03 PM »

You can't fight your genes, Snake. Cowardice isn't in your blood. Procreate.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #41 on:** April 26, 2007, 05:41:08 PM »

Cheebs: Im constantly fighting women off. I was at the gas station today and not only did I have to pay 3.18 a gallon, but I had to make out with this hot chick on the hood of my car. Wtf. cant even have a normal day.

Vizzys · « **Reply #42 on:** April 26, 2007, 05:44:51 PM »

its paradox time!

etiolate · « **Reply #43 on:** April 26, 2007, 11:32:10 PM »

Quote from: Verboten on April 26, 2007, 05:38:03 PM

You can't fight your genes, Snake. Cowardice isn't in your blood. Procreate.

But Snake is a homo, he's never procreating.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #44 on:** April 27, 2007, 05:08:17 AM »

Why do you need to be convinced to start dating again? What's the downside of it?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #45 on:** April 27, 2007, 09:58:55 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on April 27, 2007, 05:08:17 AM

Why do you need to be convinced to start dating again? What's the downside of it?

*The bad relationships, they happen and often
*Turning over a good portion of your life to a share with someone else (some people dont wanna

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etiolate · « **Reply #46 on:** April 27, 2007, 05:46:12 PM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on April 27, 2007, 05:08:17 AM

Why do you need to be convinced to start dating again? What's the downside of it?

1. Before there is even a relationship, you have to spend a shitload of energy just to 'court' them or figure out how they feel. Being girls, they often "not sure how I feel" line gets tiresome.

2. If you do start dating/relationship, then its constant upkeep. If it continues, then you have to rearrange your priorities, just to find out that this is 'expected' more than appreciated.

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Author Topic: Convince me to not start dating again (Read 2317 times)