Author Topic: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic? (Read 5075 times)

Christopher · « **on:** April 26, 2007, 09:40:28 PM »

Cheebs

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:40:55 PM »

because this extra english degree has to be good for something

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:41:14 PM »

"They're", dear. I'm just a grammar critic!

Christopher · « **Reply #3 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:42:21 PM »

...what?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #4 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:43:08 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on April 26, 2007, 09:42:21 PM

...what?

Haha, the edit gives you away.

BTW, Cheebs is Phoenix Dark.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:43:34 PM »

Honestly no one here has much taste outside of Solo.

Beezy · « **Reply #6 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:43:45 PM »

Yeah, I choose to stay out of EB's movie threads...

Christopher · « **Reply #7 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:43:55 PM »

wait is he really?

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:44:18 PM »

Are we really that critical in regards to movies? We like discussing them, but honestly, there are some people here who have absolutely distinguished mentally-challenged reasons for disliking some movies.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:46:07 PM »

pd is cheebs, yeah. thought we confirmed that last week. maybe that was an icon board thread.

Melissa · « **Reply #10 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:46:24 PM »

Stay Tuned for my review of this thread.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:48:14 PM »

a agree. most people on this board are far to preachy on their movie tastes.

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I enjoy the arguments it creates. Keep up the good work boys.

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Christopher · « **Reply #12 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:49:00 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on April 26, 2007, 09:46:24 PM

Stay Tuned for my review of this thread.

...ThreadLife? Whoa haven't seen you post in awhile.

Vizzys · « **Reply #13 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:49:39 PM »

I'm a video game critic who is never wrong.

Earthbound > *

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:50:14 PM »

if there is a ThreadLife, please make PD the andrew rosenblum equivalent

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #15 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:51:28 PM »

Quote from: Viz on April 26, 2007, 09:49:39 PM

I'm a video game critic who is never wrong.

Earthbound > *

That sound you didn't hear was me laughing hysterically.

Vizzys · « **Reply #16 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:53:15 PM »

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on April 26, 2007, 09:51:28 PM

Quote from: Viz on April 26, 2007, 09:49:39 PM
I'm a video game critic who is never wrong.

Earthbound > *

That sound you didn't hear was me laughing hysterically.

You should have seen my eyes roll as I saw you had responded to this thread!

Ichirou · « **Reply #17 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:54:07 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 09:43:34 PM

Honestly no one here has much taste outside of Solo.

Lies. TVC, Drinky Crow, Willco and I all have excellent taste.

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:54:24 PM »

As much as I like Shenmue you won't see me saying it's > *

Can it, Viz. It may be your favorite game but it is in no way the best game. Learn the difference.

Vizzys · « **Reply #19 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:55:42 PM »

Learn ze internets sarcasm himuro.

Ichirou · « **Reply #20 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:56:32 PM »

Quote from: Viz on April 26, 2007, 09:55:42 PM

Learn ze internets sarcasm himuro.

HIMUROWNED.

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:56:33 PM »

But you've made multiple threads about Earthbound and even feature a BUY MOTHER 3 avatar. If that's sarcasm, PD's movie reviews are some of the best satirical pieces I've ever seen.

Vizzys · « **Reply #22 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:59:10 PM »

Indeed I have, but no its not always serious, sometimes I do it to annoy. It works so very well.

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:00:12 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 09:43:34 PM

Honestly no one here has much taste outside of Solo.

screw you

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:01:22 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 26, 2007, 10:00:12 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 09:43:34 PM
Honestly no one here has much taste outside of Solo.
screw you

Mupepe also has pretty good taste in movies. PD is just jealous he doesn't understand film.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:01:25 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 09:54:07 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 09:43:34 PM
Honestly no one here has much taste outside of Solo.

Lies. TVC, Drinky Crow, Willco and I all have excellent taste.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:01:59 PM »

I'm not Cheebs. I never sent a birthday letter to Miyamoto

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:02:16 PM »

I think I'm the most rounded in tastes here.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:02:20 PM »

bullshit you didn't, aries

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:02:36 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 10:01:22 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on April 26, 2007, 10:00:12 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 09:43:34 PM
Honestly no one here has much taste outside of Solo.
screw you

Mupepe also has pretty good taste in movies. PD is just jealous he doesn't understand film.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #30 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:03:48 PM »

Everyone has different opinions.

Ichirou · « **Reply #31 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:04:31 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 26, 2007, 10:03:48 PM

Everyone has different opinions.

But some opinions are just wrong...for example, liking Return of the Jedi, one of the worst Star Wars films (and that's saying a lot).

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #32 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:05:39 PM »

Chris Russo is kind of a cunt.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #33 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:06:10 PM »

Return of the Jedi is awesome. Best space battle and the climax of Luke becoming a Jedi = heaven.

Beezy · « **Reply #34 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:06:21 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 09:54:07 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 09:43:34 PM
Honestly no one here has much taste outside of Solo.

Lies. TVC, Drinky Crow, Willco and I all have excellent taste.

Too bad you got bad taste when it comes to women.

Ichirou · « **Reply #35 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:07:22 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on April 26, 2007, 10:06:21 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 09:54:07 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 09:43:34 PM
Honestly no one here has much taste outside of Solo.

Lies. TVC, Drinky Crow, Willco and I all have excellent taste.

Too bad you got bad taste when it comes to women.

I think Monica Bellucci is the hottest woman on the planet. If that's grounds for conviction on the charge of bad taste, FIND ME GUILTY.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #36 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:08:27 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 10:07:22 PM

I think Monica Bellucci is the hottest woman on the planet. If that's grounds for conviction on the charge of bad taste, FIND ME GUILTY.

Beezy · « **Reply #37 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:09:27 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 10:07:22 PM

I think Monica Bellucci is the hottest woman on the planet. If that's grounds for conviction on the charge of bad taste, FIND ME GUILTY.

But you're the one that said you prefer cute over sexy. You've been in japaland for too long.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:09:33 PM »

I've stated before in other threads, but to me, there is my girlfriend and every other woman in the world...

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... and Monica Bellucci.

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Ichirou · « **Reply #39 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:12:05 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on April 26, 2007, 10:09:27 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 10:07:22 PM
I think Monica Bellucci is the hottest woman on the planet. If that's grounds for conviction on the charge of bad taste, FIND ME GUILTY.

But you're the one that said you prefer cute over sexy. You've been in japaland for too long.

I meant when it comes to asians (or blasians), because very few asian girls can pull off "sexy" well for my tastes.

Monica Bellucci is sophisticated and sexy, whereas the girls you posted were cheap-looking and sexy.

Beezy · « **Reply #40 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:15:37 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 10:12:05 PM

Monica Bellucci is sophisticated and sexy,

True.

Quote from: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 10:12:05 PM

whereas the girls you posted were cheap-looking and sexy.

You're dead to me, Ichirou!

Mupepe · « **Reply #41 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:17:00 PM »

cute >>>>>>>>>>>>>> sexy

sexy is really only attractive on one level and works on level. cute works on sooo many levels of being attracted to a woman.

you fucks have been living in a fantasy world for too long where every woman has a completely flat stomach with firm thighs and size D tits. fucking christ

Ichirou · « **Reply #42 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:18:33 PM »

lol, I love how this thread went from movies to hot chicks in just a few posts. We're all such typical men.

Beezy · « **Reply #43 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:21:58 PM »

Dulce Maria is neither cute or sexy.

Mupepe · « **Reply #44 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:22:40 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on April 26, 2007, 10:21:58 PM

Dulce Maria is neither cute or sexy.

I'VE STOPPED TALKING IN YOUR BLASIAN THREADS! SO UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO GO BACK TROLLING THEM, BACK OFF MY BABY!

Ichirou · « **Reply #45 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:23:18 PM »

Dulce Maria is the rare breed that can pull off both cute and sexy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #46 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:25:47 PM »

She looks rather dirty. And not as in "dirty sex" dirty but more as in "I haven't washed my face today but I put a pound of makeup on anyway" dirty

Beezy · « **Reply #47 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:25:54 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 26, 2007, 10:22:40 PM

Quote from: Beezy on April 26, 2007, 10:21:58 PM
Dulce Maria is neither cute or sexy.
I'VE STOPPED TALKING IN YOUR BLASIAN THREADS! SO UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO GO BACK TROLLING THEM, BACK OFF MY BABY!

Quote from: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 10:23:18 PM

Dulce Maria is the rare breed that can pull off both cute and sexy.

I guess it's a hispanic thing.

Ichirou · « **Reply #48 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:27:08 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 10:25:47 PM

She looks rather dirty. And not as in "dirty sex" dirty but more as in "I haven't washed my face today but I put a pound of makeup on anyway" dirty

Stick to cheeseburgers, PD.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #49 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:29:32 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 10:27:08 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 10:25:47 PM
She looks rather dirty. And not as in "dirty sex" dirty but more as in "I haven't washed my face today but I put a pound of makeup on anyway" dirty

Stick to cheeseburgers, PD.

She looks like one a bit, but I'm still not interested. And this is telling because latina/Brazilian/etc cheeseburgers are the absolute best

Mupepe · « **Reply #50 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:30:34 PM »

PD is a horrible troll at anything. I forgot he digs all the fat chicks that Himuro and him fap to.

Ichirou · « **Reply #51 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:30:52 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 10:29:32 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 10:27:08 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 10:25:47 PM
She looks rather dirty. And not as in "dirty sex" dirty but more as in "I haven't washed my face today but I put a pound of makeup on anyway" dirty

Stick to cheeseburgers, PD.

She looks like one a bit, but I'm still not interested. And this is telling because latina/Brazilian/etc cheeseburgers are the absolute best

OH IT'S ON NOW, BITCH

YOU TOOK IT ONE STEP TOO FAR

Beezy · « **Reply #52 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:37:46 PM »

>>>>>>>>>>>

Mupepe · « **Reply #53 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:39:52 PM »

you're on fucking crack Beezy. I can't believe you're attracted to a girl that has teeth like a horse. Not to mention the MASSIVE photoshopping in that pic of hers.

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nappy hair

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Mupepe · « **Reply #54 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:40:59 PM »

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Ichirou · « **Reply #55 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:41:41 PM »

Dulce Maria is so cute, I just wanna hug her.

Beezy · « **Reply #56 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:46:59 PM »

She has perfect teeth you fool.

So you wanna post full body shots now? You should know better than that.

>>>>>

Even her white outfit is better than your red headed ho's!

Cheebs · « **Reply #57 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:49:13 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on April 26, 2007, 09:40:28 PM

Cheebs

what did I do?

Ichirou · « **Reply #58 on:** April 26, 2007, 11:05:12 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on April 26, 2007, 10:46:59 PM

She has perfect teeth you fool.

So you wanna post full body shots now? You should know better than that.

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She looks cheap and trashy...nice body, though.

Mupepe · « **Reply #59 on:** April 26, 2007, 11:59:07 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on April 26, 2007, 10:46:59 PM

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I really hope you're joking. back to hair, what the fuck is with the hippos hair on the left? and her big fucking nasty lips? nice body's, but they look like the prostitutes your mom hangs out with.

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Author Topic: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic? (Read 5075 times)