Author Topic: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic? (Read 5117 times)

Himu · « **Reply #60 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:01:03 AM »

Those chicks are beautiful beez

Beezy · « **Reply #61 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:05:53 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 26, 2007, 11:59:07 PM

I really hope you're joking. back to hair, what the fuck is with the hippos hair on the left? and her big fucking nasty lips? nice body's, but they look like the prostitutes your mom hangs out with.

She's a hair model.

Big nasty lips?

Hate on Mupepe, hate on. Your girl Dulce is outclassed by her in every way.

Quote from: Himuro on April 27, 2007, 12:01:03 AM

Those chicks are beautiful beez

Your man Mupepe is out of his mind.

Himu · « **Reply #62 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:08:22 AM »

He just isn't attracted to black women period.

Beezy · « **Reply #63 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:10:15 AM »

Yeah, I can tell that much from the big "nasty" lips comment.

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #64 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:17:52 AM »

I like pretty much all movies but FoC's.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #65 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:28:06 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on April 27, 2007, 12:10:15 AM

Yeah, I can tell that much from the big "nasty" lips comment.

Dude the chick in your avatar has wayyy too big lips.

Beezy · « **Reply #66 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:33:59 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 12:28:06 AM

Dude the chick in your avatar has wayyy too big lips.

You keep giving me more and more proof that you're not black.

Himu · « **Reply #67 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:35:10 AM »

What the fuck. A brother that hates those lips? @_@

Mupepe · « **Reply #68 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:44:20 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 12:28:06 AM

Quote from: Beezy on April 27, 2007, 12:10:15 AM
Yeah, I can tell that much from the big "nasty" lips comment.

Dude the chick in your avatar has wayyy too big lips.

finally a black man in here with some taste

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #69 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:44:28 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on April 27, 2007, 12:33:59 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 12:28:06 AM
Dude the chick in your avatar has wayyy too big lips.
You keep giving me more and more proof that you're not black.

I'm all for big ass lips on my dick but come on. It's like she has a puffy vagina on her face. One vag is enough , if not too much to begin with.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #70 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:46:42 AM »

dude, pd, you wouldn't know what to do with one vagina, much less two. let's learn to not be afraid of the water before we try the olympic breast stroke, okay?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #71 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:49:27 AM »

Water? More like womb juice and I'm not swimming in that waste. If I get married (heh) I doubt I'll ever have vaginal sex with my wife. If I want to fuck a womb I'll stab my thigh and insert my throughbred cockasaurus

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #72 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:52:37 AM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #73 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:57:41 AM »

yeah, that's probably pd's most baffing retort yet. it's almost hitchens-esque!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #74 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:58:59 AM »

I have the best movie taste ever.

Beezy · « **Reply #75 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:59:28 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 27, 2007, 12:46:42 AM

dude, pd, you wouldn't know what to do with one vagina, much less two. let's learn to not be afraid of the water before we try the olympic breast stroke, okay?

Hey Drinky, I hardly ever see you say much about women. Even if neither of them are your type, who do you prefer? Mupepe's spanish chick or my blasian chick?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #76 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:01:36 AM »

Oh wait... I think PD didn't know how to spell wound.

That doesn't actually make it any better.

Boogie · « **Reply #77 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:02:07 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 12:49:27 AM

Water? More like womb juice and I'm not swimming in that waste. If I get married (heh) I doubt I'll ever have vaginal sex with my wife. If I want to fuck a womb I'll stab my thigh and insert my throughbred cockasaurus

WTF?

...

no, really, what the fuck?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #78 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:03:33 AM »

i'm 33. i tend to spend less of my time contemplating my erection than i did when i was 19. dolce maria does very little for me, and black women have always been attracted to me for some inexplicable reason, so i guess i'll give my vote to the blasian lass -- she has a smokin' bod.

Boogie · « **Reply #79 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:04:17 AM »

and I must say, the film discussion here seems to be the only constructive, rational discourse that this place is capable of.

Everything else winds up as incoherent pub drivel. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #80 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:05:54 AM »

pub drivel's no fun when the church lady butts in, boogie

Beezy · « **Reply #81 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:11:05 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 27, 2007, 01:03:33 AM

i'm 33. i tend to spend less of my time contemplating my erection than i did when i was 19. dolce maria does very little for me, and black women have always been attracted to me for some inexplicable reason, so i guess i'll give my vote to the blasian lass -- she has a smokin' bod.

Well I'm still 19.

YOU HEAR THAT MUPEPE?! DRINKY SAID THE BLASIAN IS BLAZIN' AND YOUR DOUCHEGIRL AIN'T SHIT!

Boogie · « **Reply #82 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:16:03 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 27, 2007, 01:05:54 AM

pub drivel's no fun when the church lady butts in, boogie

church lady?

I ain't no blue-haired woman. and I've drinken enough this year that I should have pub-cred.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #83 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:16:22 AM »

Dulce Maria really doesn't do too much for me either.

Even though the one picture that was on the banner for Mupepe.com was fucking hot.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #84 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:19:30 AM »

Double post.

Mupepe · « **Reply #85 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:23:44 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on April 27, 2007, 01:11:05 AM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 27, 2007, 01:03:33 AM
i'm 33. i tend to spend less of my time contemplating my erection than i did when i was 19. dolce maria does very little for me, and black women have always been attracted to me for some inexplicable reason, so i guess i'll give my vote to the blasian lass -- she has a smokin' bod.
Well I'm still 19.

YOU HEAR THAT MUPEPE?! DRINKY SAID THE BLASIAN IS BLAZIN' AND YOUR DOUCHEGIRL AIN'T SHIT!

all the gay subtext on this forum has invaded your minds and turned you all into feggits.

Ichirou · « **Reply #86 on:** April 27, 2007, 02:27:01 AM »

There is something wrong with all your penises if they aren't standing at attention over Dulce Maria. She is beautiful, in every single way.

TVC15 · « **Reply #87 on:** April 27, 2007, 02:28:14 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 27, 2007, 02:27:01 AM

There is something wrong with all your penises if they aren't standing at attention over Dulce Maria. She is beautiful, in every single way.

Maybe if you want a blowjob from ET.

Beezy · « **Reply #88 on:** April 27, 2007, 02:33:29 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 27, 2007, 01:23:44 AM

all the gay subtext on this forum has invaded your minds and turned you all into feggits.

Quote from: Ichirou on April 27, 2007, 02:27:01 AM

There is something wrong with all your penises if they aren't standing at attention over Dulce Maria. She is beautiful, in every single way.

Uh oh, the vatos are getting angry!

I should get a Tomika Skanes avatar to commemorate her victory.

Beezy · « **Reply #89 on:** April 27, 2007, 03:12:57 AM »

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Ichirou · « **Reply #90 on:** April 27, 2007, 03:15:18 AM »

xnikki118x · « **Reply #91 on:** April 27, 2007, 04:56:57 AM »

I'd like to state for the record that I am definitely not a movie critic. I don't pretend to be one, either. Yay!

Mupepe · « **Reply #92 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:52:45 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on April 27, 2007, 02:33:29 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on April 27, 2007, 01:23:44 AM
all the gay subtext on this forum has invaded your minds and turned you all into feggits.

Quote from: Ichirou on April 27, 2007, 02:27:01 AM
There is something wrong with all your penises if they aren't standing at attention over Dulce Maria. She is beautiful, in every single way.

Uh oh, the vatos are getting angry!

I should get a Tomika Skanes avatar to commemorate her victory.

Not angry, there's just no point in trying to convince homos about what qualifies as a beautiful women. Apparently you and Himuro are only attracted to beached whales with camel lips and horse teeth.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #93 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:14:06 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 27, 2007, 12:52:45 PM

Not angry, there's just no point in trying to convince homos about what qualifies as a beautiful women. Apparently you and Himuro are only attracted to beached whales with camel lips and horse teeth.

Beezy · « **Reply #94 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:43:45 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 27, 2007, 12:52:45 PM

Not angry, there's just no point in trying to convince homos about what qualifies as a beautiful women. Apparently you and Himuro are only attracted to beached whales with camel lips and horse teeth.

I'm sorry that I don't like women with FoC sized lips.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #95 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:45:45 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on April 27, 2007, 01:43:45 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on April 27, 2007, 12:52:45 PM
Not angry, there's just no point in trying to convince homos about what qualifies as a beautiful women. Apparently you and Himuro are only attracted to beached whales with camel lips and horse teeth.

I'm sorry that I don't like women with FoC sized lips.

i'll give you a

for that but not as funny as mupepe's, you can do it my brutha, don't shame me

Beezy · « **Reply #96 on:** April 27, 2007, 02:07:52 PM »

Do what? There's nothing for me to do. Mupoopee and Ichirou can hate all they want, but the pictures in this thread speak for themselves. That lil' emo lookin' red headed beaner is out of her league.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #97 on:** April 27, 2007, 03:15:11 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on April 27, 2007, 02:07:52 PM

Do what? There's nothing for me to do. Mupoopee and Ichirou can hate all they want, but the pictures in this thread speak for themselves. That lil' emo lookin' red headed beaner is out of her league.

oh no, OH NO! .... U HARD SON! That's how we do in NY. Holla!

Solo · « **Reply #98 on:** April 28, 2007, 06:38:13 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 09:54:07 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 09:43:34 PM
Honestly no one here has much taste outside of Solo.

Lies. TVC, Drinky Crow, Willco and I all have excellent taste.

Agreed. And since I'll be only posting like once a day until May 11th, its up to you guys to lock it up.!

Mupepe · « **Reply #99 on:** April 28, 2007, 06:42:34 AM »

Beezy: hee haw!

FatalT · « **Reply #100 on:** April 28, 2007, 11:02:10 AM »

I prefer the red-headed girl over the nappy headed ho.

Beezy · « **Reply #101 on:** April 28, 2007, 11:38:22 AM »

Quote from: FatalT on April 28, 2007, 11:02:10 AM

I prefer the red-headed girl over the nappy headed ho.

Are you hispanic?

FatalT · « **Reply #102 on:** April 28, 2007, 12:02:04 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on April 28, 2007, 11:38:22 AM

Quote from: FatalT on April 28, 2007, 11:02:10 AM
I prefer the red-headed girl over the nappy headed ho.
Are you hispanic?

No, I'm white. When I said "over" I meant "on top of" and when I said "nappy headed ho" I meant "blasian."

Ichirou · « **Reply #103 on:** April 28, 2007, 12:14:43 PM »

Quote from: FatalT on April 28, 2007, 12:02:04 PM

Quote from: Beezy on April 28, 2007, 11:38:22 AM
Quote from: FatalT on April 28, 2007, 11:02:10 AM
I prefer the red-headed girl over the nappy headed ho.
Are you hispanic?

No, I'm white. When I said "over" I meant "on top of" and when I said "nappy headed ho" I meant "blasian."

You mean, sexing...each other? On videotape? I could get behind that idea. And when I say "get behind", I mean the thought gives me an erection, and I want to get behind the camera and tape all the action before becoming an Ichirou sandwich between Dulce Maria and Beezy's blasian chick.

FatalT · « **Reply #104 on:** April 28, 2007, 12:16:32 PM »

It's great to see that no matter what preference in women we have, we can all rally behind hot lesbian sex. SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!

Beezy · « **Reply #105 on:** April 28, 2007, 01:49:56 PM »

Quote from: FatalT on April 28, 2007, 12:16:32 PM

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Author Topic: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic? (Read 5117 times)