Author Topic: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned... (Read 1443 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** April 27, 2007, 02:27:55 AM »

... he drinks Pabst's Blue Ribbon. He might as well drink piss in a can. It's awfully watered down for beer and it tastes like crap - even for cheap beer. He was my hero. :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** April 27, 2007, 02:29:51 AM »

Frank Booth would fuck you right in your jewpucker for such blasphemy. He was more of a man than all of your ladyboys in tights combined.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 27, 2007, 02:30:10 AM »

Quote from: Willco on April 27, 2007, 02:27:55 AM

... he drinks Pabst's Blue Ribbon. He might as well drink piss in a can. It's awfully watered down for beer and it tastes like crap - even for cheap beer. He was my hero. :'(

Oh, don't be so hard on him. That's what poor people have to drink, sometimes.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** April 27, 2007, 02:30:53 AM »

Don't bring up TVC fanboy infatuations in a thread where I call out one of the premiere alcohol drinkers in all of the Internets!

max_cool · « **Reply #4 on:** April 27, 2007, 02:48:57 AM »

Leave the PBR out of it!

Sure scotch, a good whiskey, and even a good rum are preferable. but when I want to relax a 6 of PBR is about as good as it gets.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** April 27, 2007, 02:53:51 AM »

Pfft. I'll drink whatever I can get my hands on. Lately I've been hitting on this old fave:

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** April 27, 2007, 03:34:56 AM »

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on April 27, 2007, 02:53:51 AM

Pfft. I'll drink whatever I can get my hands on. Lately I've been hitting on this old fave:

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I'll give you credit where credit is earned, but Pabst is slightly worse than Tecate. And that's saying something. Illegals don't even like to drink Tecate.

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #7 on:** April 27, 2007, 02:54:44 PM »

I wish they had kegs of Pabst near me. It was all I drank before getting a kegerator.

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 27, 2007, 03:01:53 PM »

I don't think drinking Pabst is trendy any more. There have been like 3 ironic trendy shit beers since the PBR fad.

I stand by my original comment: Sometimes you don't have a lot of money, but you need a lot of beer. Hence, Pabst.

Robo · « **Reply #9 on:** April 27, 2007, 03:07:13 PM »

I don't think Pabst is any cheaper than MBL or Natural Light here-- both of which taste a good deal better. Actually, I hardly taste a difference between MBL and Miller Lite, although it's like comparing horse piss to pony piss.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #10 on:** April 27, 2007, 03:11:51 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 27, 2007, 03:01:53 PM

I don't think drinking Pabst is trendy any more. There have been like 3 ironic trendy shit beers since the PBR fad.

I stand by my original comment: Sometimes you don't have a lot of money, but you need a lot of beer. Hence, Pabst.

Yup. I'm a creature of habit, too, and I've been drinking the Pabst for about 10 years now. Also since it was/is trendy, a lot bars will stock tallboys/24 oz. cans/pitchers for super cheap. Since I no longer live in Athens and can't get $6.50 pitchers of Newcastle to drink by myself, I roll with the Pabst.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #11 on:** April 27, 2007, 03:15:40 PM »

When I was drinking this daily, I knew it was time to step my booze game up:

(love the joint)

I lived in North Park, it was expected.

TVC15 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 27, 2007, 03:24:15 PM »

Is that a bottle of sweet and sour sauce?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #13 on:** April 27, 2007, 03:33:04 PM »

Fuck you my man, I've never been no damn hobo! I just enjoyed a cheap buzz. Plus, "liquid crack"? Who can say no??

Nowadays this is what I enjoy:

Cyanista · « **Reply #14 on:** April 27, 2007, 03:37:38 PM »

+

ftw

Lonestar · « **Reply #15 on:** April 27, 2007, 03:39:13 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on April 27, 2007, 03:37:38 PM

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ftw

+1

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #16 on:** April 27, 2007, 03:51:12 PM »

Mmm Coronas.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #17 on:** April 27, 2007, 05:16:40 PM »

Coronas are icky.

If I want a beer like that I go for a Pacifico Clara. Perfect summer beer and I can drink it like water.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** April 27, 2007, 06:34:16 PM »

negra modelo

Cyanista · « **Reply #19 on:** April 27, 2007, 06:39:18 PM »

When I want to drink bread I'll just pop a loaf in a food processor and add some milk or something. That whole "wheat brewed with a bulk of delicious ash" just doesn't do it for me.

and yes, that means Guinness can fuck off, too.

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** April 27, 2007, 06:45:15 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on April 27, 2007, 06:39:18 PM

When I want to drink bread I'll just pop a loaf in a food processor and add some milk or something. That whole "wheat brewed with a bulk of delicious ash" just doesn't do it for me.

and yes, that means Guinness can fuck off, too.

I do it old school. either corona's with lime and salt or a budweiser.

or when I'm feeling giddy, apple cider woodchuck

max_cool · « **Reply #21 on:** April 27, 2007, 06:45:19 PM »

Corona

I've just had to much of it. Maybe it's a Phoenix thing but when it's a BYOB event, about 80% of people bring coronoa; the bars have placed big bowls of lime strategically for all the coronoa drinkers because there are a lot of em, and it's just... bleh. I would rather drink PBR, and despite my love for it I know it's a shitty beer.

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** April 27, 2007, 06:55:02 PM »

Have you ever had a REAL corona? Corona Familiar. Fucking awesome. It's the caguama version in Mexico.

Cyanista · « **Reply #23 on:** April 27, 2007, 07:08:36 PM »

No, omg. I only went to Mexico once and it was really too stressful for me get serious about drinking. I think I had a couple budweisers (lol going to tijuana for bud) and then fled back to the states.

NO I DON'T WANT UR CHICLE SORRY

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #24 on:** April 27, 2007, 07:10:01 PM »

Oh man, the chicle kids on the way back to the border are fuck depressing, total.

Until you get sick of the little fuckers and you just pick 'em up and punt them, futbol stylee

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