Willco joined #evilbore and the first thing he said was Lemurs is a whore.
Then I baited into it. Resulting in this:
<Lemurs> I think that bacon is a delicious food.
<Lemurs> Jesus Christ.
<Lemurs> Why don't pork chops taste like bacon?
<Lemurs> It's the same animal.
<Lemurs> Is there a way to cook a pork chop so that it tastes like bacon?
<Lemurs> You should know.
<Hollywood> lol ...
<Lemurs> Willco.
<Lemurs> You're a pig.
<Lemurs> Is there a way to cook parts of you and have them taste like bacon?
<Nikashi> So what up
<Lemurs> Not much.
<Lemurs> Wondering why more foods don't taste like bacon.
<Lemurs> It's kinda pissing me off.
<Lemurs> Because I really like bacon and I think if one part of a pig tastes really good, the rest should taste equally as good.
<Lemurs> I'd eat the pigs ears if they tasted like bacon.
<Lemurs> I'd like to make a ball of bacon.
<Lemurs> Like a ball of yarn.
<Lemurs> Except made out of bacon.
<Lemurs> I would eat it like an apple.
<Lemurs> It would be delicious.
<Hollywood> lemurs
<Hollywood> you should buy a drink called Redline
<Lemurs> But very greasy.
<Hollywood> you would go into overdrive
<Lemurs> Like Willcos enormous fat fucking
<Lemurs> Greasy sweaty forehead.
<Lemurs> His elephantine fucking cueball.
<Willco> Hey what up whore
<Lemurs> Not much.
<Willco> HOW IS THE WHORING GOING
<Willco> On account of whoring
<Lemurs> Well first I went out.
<Lemurs> I returned some shoes and got a pair that fit me.
<Lemurs> That was cool, I didn't have the receipt but they let me exchange anyway.
<Lemurs> Then I went and ate at a place called Potbelly's.
<Lemurs> They make really good sandwiches.
<Hollywood> kids r us must be nice on returns
<Lemurs> I had a roast beef and bacon and provolone cheese and lettuce and tomato and a little oil and a little italian seasoning
<Lemurs> It was good.
<Lemurs> Then I walked the streets outside willco's appartment.
<Lemurs> I can always make a good buck in that part of town.
<Hollywood> haha
<Hollywood> does willco use those services a lot
<Lemurs> The part of town where all the fat pathetic college drop outs who date immigrants who also have enormous foreheads they met on the internet.
<Lemurs> Willco does use those services.
<Lemurs> Not from me.
<Willco> OH NO
<Lemurs> He can't afford me.
<Willco> I use them from Lemurs
<Hollywood> zingers
<Willco> Because she's a whore
<Nikashi> Wow, what's with the venom
<Willco> I can afford you
<Willco> You're like 10 Mike & Ike's
<Lemurs> You tell me.
<Hollywood> OUCH
<Lemurs> Willco came in and attacked me.
<Hollywood> haha
<Willco> Lemurs is as about the same value as a EB Games/GameStop EDGE Card
<Lemurs> You always manage to eat the mike and ikes before you can pay me you fat fuck.
<Lemurs> Maybe if you learned a little self control you'd be able to get in on this action.
<Lemurs> You really need to stop eatting.
<Lemurs> It's not healthy.
<Willco> You need to stop vomitting
<Lemurs> It's interfering with your personal life.
<Willco> It's not healthy
<Willco> EAT SOME FOOD
<Willco> It's interfering with your health
<Lemurs> I can't help it.
<Lemurs> I see you and I see what a fat sweaty pathetic loser you are and I vomit.
<Willco> I think it's just because Daddy touched you in the wrong spot.
<Lemurs> If you want me to stop vomiting than quit subjecting me and the rest of the world to your fat disgusting ass.
<Lemurs> No, that's why I can't stop fucking.
<Willco> You vomit because you don't think you're pretty
<Willco> Don't pin this on me
<Lemurs> No that's why I do drugs.
<Willco> You sick kid
<Lemurs> The reason I vomit, that's pretty much all you.
<Hollywood> you guys are silly
<Nikashi> It's like a sitcom where suddenly they just start making out
<Willco> It's funny to egg her on
<Willco> Hey, Lemurs, check the forum in a few minutes
<Lemurs> I smell a preteen boy.
<Lemurs> Willco must have burped.
<Lemurs> He must have gone down on his girlfriend who appreciates the company of children more than the company of her true fat pathetic love.
<Willco> lolz
<Lemurs> Willco put your cock in my ass.
<Lemurs> You're getting me worked up.
<Lemurs> Your sweaty disgusting forehead is making me hot.
<Willco> Eww gross
<Lemurs> Put a finger in me.
<Willco> NO THX
<Willco> I don't do kid's shows
<Lemurs> Your finger is the size of a Jimmy Dean sausage.
<Lemurs> I could really get off on a finger that big.
<Willco> I will be forced to MUTE you because you are GROSS
<Lemurs> I'm attracted to college drop outs who move to L.A. in pursuit of a career in showbusiness.
<Willco> I'm back in college and in San Francisco
<Willco> So you must be diggin' someone else : /
<Lemurs> Sucking a lot of dick?
<Willco> Are you?
<Willco> I don't know
<Lemurs> San Fransisco, that's where the homos set up camp right?
<Willco> Yes. CAMP.
<Lemurs> That's what I heard. I dunno.
<Hollywood> this could go on for hours
<Lemurs> Maybe I'm thinking of somewhere else.
<Lemurs> Like outside your appartment.
<Willco> Probably.
<Lemurs> Or inside your apartment.
<Willco> I actually live in the East Bay.
<Willco> It's pretty Christian conservative.
<Hollywood> i should post more on evilbore
<Willco> But there's black people - so hey!
<Lemurs> Who gives a shit where you live.
<Lemurs> Who asked you where you live?
<Lemurs> I don't give a shit where you live.
<Willco> I did.
<Lemurs> I just want to know if you suck cock.
<Willco> GO DO SOME GEOMETRY HOMEWORK
<Willco> AND GO TO BED CHILD
<Lemurs> Are you sucking a lot of cock, it's a yes or no question.
<Lemurs> This is my homework.
<Willco> The only cock I suck is WhiteMan's, on account of my racism
<Hollywood> WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE
<Hollywood> DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH
<Willco> ur homework is to be a whore
<Lemurs> I'm writing a thesis on fat disgusting douchebags.
<Willco> Congrats A+
<Hollywood> DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH ?
<Lemurs> This is my research.
<Lemurs> I've cornered one in the wild in his natural habitat: an IRC chat on the internet.
<Lemurs> I've got to admit I'm a little intimidated. You're in your element.
<Hollywood> lemurs u seem like a cool kid, but you are really hyper
<Lemurs> Outside. Face to face.
<Willco> And a whore
<Lemurs> In a social situation.
<Lemurs> I'm pretty sure i could take you on.
<Lemurs> But here I dunno.
<Lemurs> I want to know what it sounds like in Willco's room right now.
<Hollywood> call him
<Willco> Yeah
<Willco> Call me
<Willco> I'll give you my cell
<Hollywood> i broke my cell in a drunked rage the other night
<Hollywood> then ran over it with my car
<Hollywood> sad.gif
<Lemurs> He's probably hunched over his keyboard, gargantuan fingers pounding away at his keyboard.
<Lemurs> He probably looks like he's really into a chess game.
<Willco> I'm actually drinking my homemade tropical drink
<Willco> You can call to confirm.
<Hollywood> with alcohol?
<Willco> I'll give you the number.
<Lemurs> That sounds pretty gay.
<Willco> Hollywood... Yeah.
<Lemurs> A homemade tropical drink?
<Hollywood> mango juice
<Willco> Tequila, Malibum, Red Bull, Grapefruit and Pineapple.
<Hollywood> jungle juice
<Hollywood> lol
<Lemurs> I'm pretty sure you have my number willco.
<Lemurs> Why don't you call me.
<Willco> I actually don't.
<Hollywood> tequilllla white lightning
<Nikashi> Willco: It's kinda not good to mix red bull with liquor they recently found
<Lemurs> Oh.
<Willco> Nah, Patron Silver.
<Lemurs> Well then fuck yourself. I'm not calling you.
<Willco> Nikashi... It tastes good, so let the good times roll.
<Willco> See.
<Willco> SHE'S AFRAID
<Willco> Can talk smack online, but not off.
<Willco> PER USUAL
<Nikashi> I'll call you lemurs
<Lemurs> I think I'd feel sorry for you if I spoke to you.
<Lemurs> There's a little bit of a detachment here.
<Nikashi> sad.gif
<Hollywood> Willco you said "Yeah why don't you call me ... I want you to use me as your toilet" our decoy Lemurs responded "ya that wood b rally kewl lolz"
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<Hollywood> comment?
<Willco> Lemurs is afraid lolz
<Willco> <Lemurs> Look at me talking smack but I can't talk the same offline
<Lemurs> If I heard your broken down gurgle of a voice I don't think I could go through with making fun of you.
<Willco> <Lemurs> On account that I am a timid child
<Castellan> i am posting this from a laptop worth more than six months worth of welfare checks collected by lemurs' dad
<Willco> <Lemurs> Also, abused child
<Willco> hahah
<Castellan> also lemurs is a whore
<Hollywood> ouch .. zing
<Hollywood> lemurs must have po'ed the wrong ppl
<Lemurs> Castellan are you on willco's payroll?
<Hollywood> she's universally hated
<Willco> Of course he is
<Willco> I'm Jewish
<Castellan> Lemurs, yes, he pays me in kikebux, the currency of the future zion pan-state
<Willco> I got mad payroll
<Lemurs> You must be writing his material.
<Willco> ZION REPRESEN
<Lemurs> Witty.
<Willco> Actually, I write his material, as I'm Jewish
<Willco> All good comedy writers are hebrew
<Hollywood> willco
<Lemurs> You must be the one he's getting drunk so that he can take it in the asshole from you later.
<Hollywood> shalom
<Hollywood> i want some gafilca fish
<Lemurs> Getting drunk on his fruity Hawaiian drink.
<Willco> Hollywood... Horseradish or sans-horseradish?
<Hollywood> lemurs ... its not gay unless there's an umbrella in it
<Lemurs> Well.
<Willco> No umbrella
<Lemurs> Willco?
<Lemurs> Is there?
<Hollywood> haha .. im not sure willco .. i just heard that on rush hour 2 the other day
<Willco> I just said NO UMBRELLA
<Lemurs> Is there a little sword or a little piece of lime?
<Willco> CAN U NOT READ CHILD
<Willco> DO YOU NEED SCHOOL ASSISTANCE
<Hollywood> also the lighter the color the umbrella the more gay you are
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<Willco> Mandark
<Willco> Lemurs just admitted she's a whore
<Mandark> That's me.
<Willco> <Lemurs> I'm a whore
<Hollywood> if there's lime that doesnt mean your gay
<Castellan> lemurs gets high on a combination of government-issue birth control cut with meth
<Willco> <Lemurs> I like to do dudes
<Lemurs> Willco is shot out of a cannon today.
<Hollywood> it could mean you're mexican
<Willco> <Lemurs> In a line
<Mandark> Lemurs is a whore like G is a decathlete.
<Willco> <Lemurs> I sucked 39 dicks... in a row!
<Lemurs> HEY WILLCO.
<Lemurs> I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
<Lemurs> MANDARK
<Lemurs> I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
<Lemurs> HE IS DOING <LEMURS> AND SAYING THINGS
<Willco> <Lemurs> Mandark, I really said that - don't listen to me
<Lemurs> THAT I DIDN'T SAY
<Lemurs> I DIDN'T SAY THAT
<Lemurs> OH THERE HE DID IT AGAIN.
<Willco> <Lemurs> I suck dick for pot
<Castellan> <Lemurs> I would blow The Dark Shake if he let me kiss his mustard-caked Downie's lips
<Hollywood> haha
<Mandark> You know my motto, "fake quotes don't lie."
<Willco> <Lemurs> Because I'm going to die soon, so I have nothing else to live for
<Hollywood> lemurs are you emo?
<Lemurs> With your wit it's no wonder that you've been discovered and are currently punching up scripts in Hollywood.
<Willco> <Lemurs> I'm more emo than Spider-Man 2
<Hollywood> i wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself
<Willco> <Lemurs> I'm so emo that Peter Parker calls me for ADVICE
<Willco> Those are real quotes, because I wouldn't write insults to the throne of Raimi
<Lemurs> I'd love to get a visual.
<Lemurs> Of willco sitting in a dark room.
<Willco> <Lemurs> Here's a visual
<Lemurs> Drinking his tropical drink.
<Hollywood> i have bad jewish jokes if u want to use them on willco lemurs
<Lemurs> Sitting at his keyboard.
<Hollywood> haha
<Willco> <Lemurs> I'm squatting on a black dude
<Willco> <Lemurs> For money!
<Lemurs> Mashing it with his Jimmy Dean sausage fingers.
<Hollywood> mean jewish jokes
<Lemurs> Black dude?
<Lemurs> Now you've said some shit.
<Willco> <Lemurs> Man, I hope I can buy that DS Lite
<Lemurs> But that's going too far.
<Willco> <Lemurs> Okay, I'm going to be real
<Willco> <Lemurs> I sleep with Ken Steele
<Willco> <Lemurs> For money
<Lemurs> I would never do a black dude. That's just libel and tortful.
<Hollywood> who?
<Willco> <Lemurs> To numb the pain that is my LIFE
<Willco> <Lemurs> The Black Stallion = Ken Steele
<Lemurs> Jesus fuck you're like a line machine.
<Willco> <Lemurs> And let me tell you - he IS a stallion
<Willco> <Lemurs> A BLACK Stallion, that is
<Hollywood> i dont see how the pasting of names tricks people .. all it comes up as, is willco then next to him lemurs and a fake message
<Lemurs> I can't get a word in edge wise with this cocksucker.
<Hollywood> at least in mIRC
<Castellan> i thought ken steele liked carmackian cheeseburgers, not sea world exhibits
<Lemurs> I was kidding Hollywood.
<Willco> <Lemurs> I kind of look like a cheeseburger, Cast
<Lemurs> Hollywood.
<Willco> <Lemurs> On account of the vomitting
<Lemurs> As a third party.
<Hollywood> ?
<Mandark> Cast: It's part of ann effort to produce offspring with Jagger-esque lips.
But yeah.
Willco you're right I need to pack on a few. I'm pretty sure I could gain weight eating all the food you get on your shirt. You enormous sweaty fuck.
