Author Topic: Its FRIDAY! Whats on tap this weekend for the social dynamos at evilbore?  (Read 4280 times)

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MrAngryFace

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Here's my itinerary:

Friday Night --
Hang out at friends house and drink
Go home and install new drive in my living room mini-pc while drinking
Install Vista while drinking
Watch the Last Starfighter while drunk

Saturday --
Finish watching Home Movies Season 2
Clean House
Wash Car
Install New Wiper Blades on said car
Go to a friends house and drink
Come home and watch Neverending Story II while drunk
Play Titan Quest till I pass out

Sunday --
Read something
Grab some COFFEE and pour Brandy in it
Play Shining Force EXA
Terrorize Cat
Laundry
Watch a RANDOM MOVIE SELECTION DECIDED WITH RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR
Grab a drink and play some POKEMANZ
Sleep

Monday Early Morning (est 4am) --
Get Terrorized by Cat
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Stocky

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Friday:
STRIPPERS

Saturday:
YARD WORK

Sunday:
POSSIBLE SOFTBALL GAME, DEPENDING ON WEATHER

MrAngryFace

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Do you play in an organized league stocky? I always liked softball/baseball. Probably the only sport I would have ever joined a team in if I hadnt moved around so much.
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Stocky

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Do you play in an organized league stocky? I always liked softball/baseball. Probably the only sport I would have ever joined a team in if I hadnt moved around so much.

It's more of a beer league, but I take my slugging seriously.

Van Cruncheon

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we have a softball team here, maf. i've thought about playing, too. i used to be a decent baseball player.
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Himu

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My parents are out this whole weekend.

Friday: go to movies, play vp2, get drunk, hang out
Saturday: yard work, clean house, wash car, do school work, hang out
Sunday: do school work, cook dinner for parent's upon arrival, spend time with family, VP2
IYKYK

Van Cruncheon

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my itinerary:

friday
watch my daughter and troll the internet

saturday
chores
watch my daughter and troll the internet
games and boozing

sunday
yet more chores
watch my daughter and troll the internet
games and boozing
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MrAngryFace

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Drinky: I'd need to practice a little before I think about trying out but that'd be sorta awesome
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Stocky

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It's a mixed team, so we're playing with girls  :-X

One of the worst things is having a female pitcher, because she can never fucking hit the plate. Last time, on 4 at bats, I was walked 3 times.

MrAngryFace

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Are any of them hot?
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Stocky

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Are any of them hot?

Most of them are married :\

Except chubs, and just no.

Van Cruncheon

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maf, no practice is required. elaine is the team captain, i think. we're fuckin' olympic specimens next to who we'll be playing.
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MrAngryFace

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well I wanna make sure I can still hit the ball lol. Its been fuckin YEARS

Stocky: lol
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Stocky

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Just wondering, but don't you guys know eachother outside of EB? Can't you just call eachother and talk about softball?

MrAngryFace

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The discussion will be continued outside of the forum, you've had a mere taste of the epic softball logistics meeting of 2007.
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Van Cruncheon

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stocky, can't you just assume that we don't particularly care if our little dialogue pisses you off?
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tonight, i'm going to buy a movie and possibly a new game so that I can stay up all night.

tomorrow night I work 6pm to 6am, so i'll probably be on here

sunday night i work 6pm to 6am and i'll probably be on here.

horrible weekend.

Cyanista

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Stocky's jealous.  We can talk about tetherball or something.
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Stocky

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stocky, can't you just assume that we don't particularly care if our little dialogue pisses you off?

Because I started talking about softball, this doesn't make sense.

Van Cruncheon

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mupepe, :(

i shall pour a coors light for your weekend :(
duc

MrAngryFace

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Mupepe, sounds shitty. Just make sure you buy enough booze tonight so you can drink over the weekend.

Cyanista, I suck at tetherball.

Stocky, what?
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Cyanista

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I wasn't inviting YOU to talk about tetherball.  You were already having that chipper softball discussion.


Tinged with the glee of a schoolgirl. 
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Mupepe

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<3

I have a 12 pack of budweiser in my fridge.  I'm going to get another 12 pack tonight.  I'm going to have some when I get off work tonight, then i'm going to have some at 6am sunday morning and then i'm going to have some at 6am monday morning.  :heartbeat

MrAngryFace

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I DIDNT WANNA TALK ABOUT TETHER BALL ANYWAY!
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CATS AND BALLS

Tauntaun

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Friday: Dinner, movies, poontang, possibly guitar and/or CSS then sleep.

Saturday: Guitar lesson, get my new guitar fixed at music store, some house cleaning, doing something with my wife, poontang, then sleep.

Sunday: Church, playing metal with my brother in law, more poontang.

we're keeping it low key this weekend as we're both dead tired.  can't wait till may 11th, vacation.
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Cyanista

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Ok.  Softballs, while balls, are not soft AT ALL.  Discuss!

Also softball pitching is distinguished mentally-challenged.  I was mad when I flowered into a teenager and they made me start playing softball instead of baseball. 
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Van Cruncheon

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yeah, i've always felt softball was vaguely insulting to athletic women. high school baseball isn't the mlb; it hardly requires steroid-jacked rocket arms with 100 mph fastballs. softball pitching is so sissy looking, it's like they intended it to be demeaning.
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Stocky

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A good softball pitcher can be hard to hit. It's like a fucking sinker in reverse!

Stocky

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It's difficult to switch from baseball to fast-pitch softball, because the pitches are so different. When they loft upwards, you literally have to retrain yourself on how to hit.

Phoenix Dark

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Friday:
-Head to the practice and do some filing
-Go grocery shopping
-Rent some movies
-PLAYOFF BASKETBALL
-WoW or Pokemon?

Saturday:
-Work around house
-Cut grass (if it's not still wet outside)
-PLAYOFF BASKETBALL
-WoW or Pokemon?
-Cook

Sunday:
-Work around house
-Change oil
-PLAYOFF BASKETBALL
-WoW or Pokemon?
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Van Cruncheon

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i see very little POST AT EVILBORE in these itineraries
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MrAngryFace

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Im actually rarely online during the weekends.
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Van Cruncheon

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i didn't mean YOU, i'm looking at the guy with ~14K posts above you
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Cheebs

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HOLY SHIT. PD has 50 posts per day? How is that possible.

Candyflip

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HOLY SHIT. PD has 50 posts per day? How is that possible.
The other day I looked at my posts for the day and realized I had 26. Pathetic. Yesterday was probably the low point of my week.
ffs

Madrun Badrun

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homework all 3 days.   :-\  drinking tonight and tomorow if I get bored of it. 

Cyanista

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yeah, i've always felt softball was vaguely insulting to athletic women. high school baseball isn't the mlb; it hardly requires steroid-jacked rocket arms with 100 mph fastballs. softball pitching is so sissy looking, it's like they intended it to be demeaning.

It's a stupid and unnecessary distinction.  I pitched or played shortstop when I was baseballin', then we hit the magic Girl Pussification Age and I found out my hands are actually far too delicate to get much of a grip on a softball.  So it was all shortstop until my at bats. . which suddenly hurt my wrists.  I HATE SOFTBALL.

Also, I can't palm a basketball and this led to many ball handling issues.


Oh, um, also.  I will be washing my car/going dancing/babysitting my father's one year old houseguest/getting far too drunk to talk on the internet and then attempting to do so ANYWAY.
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Tauntaun

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My wife is out of town at a horse show so I will get drunk, internet trolling, and catch up on games.

.... :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
:)

Madrun Badrun

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My wife is out of town at a horse show so I will get drunk, internet trolling, and catch up on games.

.... :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 :lol :lol :lol

T234

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Are you the Cyan on gaf? The one who goes to Cal? Where all the hippies are?
UK

T234

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Billy Rygar if this "event" ain't in Kentucky, I'm giggling. Nothing important about horses happens outside of Kentucky. Nothing.
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Tauntaun

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I know it sounds funny but she is a world class equestrian.

i don't know what that means, splain to me ricky.
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bluemax

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Tonight: Probably stay at home watch Venture Brothers/watch the Mariners lose/play video games. Or if the girl decides it, I'll be over there watching Venture Brothers/Movies and cuddling.

Saturday: Start studying for finals maybe. Play video games, watch the Mariners lose/watch basketball.

Sunday: Church possibly. Grocery store. More studying?

All of this is dependent upon if my friends decide to organize anything or the girl decides to invite me over.
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Cheebs

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I know it sounds funny but she is a world class equestrian.

i don't know what that means, splain to me ricky.
it means she likes horse sex. duh

MrAngryFace

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Havent the Mariners won their last two?
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Phoenix Dark

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HOLY SHIT. PD has 50 posts per day? How is that possible.

I wouldn't have so many if we met :-*
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Cyanista

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Are you the Cyan on gaf? The one who goes to Cal? Where all the hippies are?

What?  No.  I am an old lady.  No cal.  No hippies.
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bluemax

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Havent the Mariners won their last two?

Three actually. And they're playing the atrocious Royals this weekend meaning they have a good chance of winning 3 more in a row.

But then I remember Jeff Weaver is pitching.
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Flannel Boy

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Friday:
jog
do nothing
watch the Mavs

Saturday:
jog
do nothing

Sunday:
jog
do nothing

I have like two dozen books I want to read, but I don't know what to start with. So I'll watch porn instead.

Cyanista

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Friday:

watch the Mavs



Eeee, forgot about this.  Dancing will have to be tomorrow night.
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Flannel Boy

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Friday:

watch the Mavs



Eeee, forgot about this.  Dancing will have to be tomorrow night.
Damn straight.

Hope Nowitzki starts to play better.  :-\ During his career he usually plays great in the playoffs, but he's always had a few off series. Like Utah six years ago, Houston two years ago and Miami last year.

Cyanista

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Better he be a little shaky during the series with the warriors than the suns/spurs, gosh.
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Human Snorenado

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Friday: 
-laundry and go to bank
-cook a delicious dinner
-work on film project I'm point producing
-watch the Braves whip the Rockies

Saturday:
-MAN DAY.  We will play poker, drink and watch the NFL Draft ALL DAY LONG.  It should be glorious.

Sunday:
-Possible redux of MAN DAY. 
-More likely that I will help out at a workshop at the theatre.
-Watch the Braves whip the Rockies again.
yar

whiteACID

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I'm going to see Kevin Pollack tonight at the Funny Bone Comedy Club.

http://www.daytonfunnybone.com/whoscoming.htm
boo

Cyanista

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Pfft.  He's on a mission to prove he's the Ubermensch.

<3 <3
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Cyanista

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Hugs, okay!?  I've been a mavs fan a long time.  I'm sick of watching them kick just enough ass to lose in a spectacularly heartwrenching fashion.

THIS IS OUR YEAR!
(pls)
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Flannel Boy

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Prior to this year, Nowitzki has averaged over 25 points and 11 boards in 76 playoff games. OMG he can't handle the pressure.

Flannel Boy

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Read my follow up posts.
Yeah, like T-Mac will advance past the first round. You have nothing to worry about.

CajoleJuice

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Friday
Take an online exam
Waste time online while attempting to complete it

Saturday
Bum around all day
Possibly get drunk

Sunday
Family coming over
Homework
AMC