Author Topic: Something must be done (Read 4840 times)

Cheebs · « **on:** April 27, 2007, 08:00:03 PM »

After seeing the lonely male posters here fawning over the latest female I feel direct action must be taken.

We must start a collection to buy each of them a match.com account and then have TVC send out messages to the various ladies near them because tvc is gay and women always like gay guys.

It is the only way.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:01:17 PM »

Or maybe we could send letters to Miyamoto and ask for Virgin Training DS

Cheebs · « **Reply #2 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:03:07 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 08:01:17 PM

Or maybe we could send letters to Miyamoto and ask for Virgin Training DS

When I get your picture, first thing I am doing is setting up a online dating account in your name. Prefferably one for republicans only.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:04:06 PM »

Do you even have a digital camera?

Cheebs · « **Reply #4 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:08:10 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 08:04:06 PM

Do you even have a digital camera?

yes I do. And which of these online dating sites should we sign you up on?
http://www.jdate.com/
http://republicanpersonals.com/

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #5 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:10:32 PM »

You should use me as the test bed project for this. If you can "sell" me to match.com's members you can sell anyone.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:11:19 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 27, 2007, 08:08:10 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 08:04:06 PM
Do you even have a digital camera?

yes I do. And which of these online dating sites should we sign you up on?
http://www.jdate.com/
http://republicanpersonals.com/

The first one. Also put me on Hot or Not

Cheebs · « **Reply #7 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:11:41 PM »

Quote from: G on April 27, 2007, 08:10:32 PM

You should use me as the test bed project for this. If you can "sell" me to match.com's members you can sell anyone.

hmmmm give me a good picture, your name, and zip code and I'll do one on a free site. I bet I can get at least one lady to respond. I can't promise they are a looker though.

It will be a grand evilbore experiment.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:11:51 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 27, 2007, 08:03:07 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 08:01:17 PM
Or maybe we could send letters to Miyamoto and ask for Virgin Training DS
When I get your picture, first thing I am doing is setting up a online dating account in your name. Prefferably one for republicans only.

*ahem*

Get your boy in check, PD

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:14:18 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 27, 2007, 08:11:51 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on April 27, 2007, 08:03:07 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 08:01:17 PM
Or maybe we could send letters to Miyamoto and ask for Virgin Training DS
When I get your picture, first thing I am doing is setting up a online dating account in your name. Prefferably one for republicans only.
*ahem*

Get your boy in check, PD

Whoops nm Cheebs. The pic has to be posted somewhere else FIRST. Then anywhere else. This must be done so I can get the pics I want

*pervert laugh*

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:14:54 PM »

What a bunch of little girls.

Cheebs · « **Reply #11 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:15:57 PM »

SOMEONE GIVE ME THEIR ZIP, NAME, & AGE. I am bored and will find a lady.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:17:21 PM »

How are you going to take the pic of me though? It'll look really gay if you bring a cam to campus or something and take a pic of me in public. $:-\$

Cheebs · « **Reply #13 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:18:11 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 08:17:21 PM

How are you going to take the pic of me though? It'll look really gay if you bring a cam to campus or something and take a pic of me in public. $:-\$

no one cares what other people are doing

Cyanista · « **Reply #14 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:18:22 PM »

Yeah, god. Only nerds hang out with people in the daylight and do stuff they document photographically.

Cheebs · « **Reply #15 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:18:57 PM »

What a dissapointment. Everyone here is so much a shutin that even online dating scares them?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:20:36 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 27, 2007, 08:18:11 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 08:17:21 PM
How are you going to take the pic of me though? It'll look really gay if you bring a cam to campus or something and take a pic of me in public. $:-\$
no one cares what other people are doing

So where? I hope the cam has good lighting and shit - I want the pic to be steller.

Or...how about you let me borrow your cam and I take the pic? That way I can also take pics of my house so I can advertise it online (renters)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:21:01 PM »

....

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:21:42 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 27, 2007, 08:03:07 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 08:01:17 PM
Or maybe we could send letters to Miyamoto and ask for Virgin Training DS
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When I get your picture, first thing I am doing is setting up a online dating account in your name. Prefferably one for republicans only.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #19 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:22:18 PM »

adultfriendfinder or no deal!

Cyanista · « **Reply #20 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:23:40 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 27, 2007, 08:21:42 PM

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Demi. . why the FUCK are you watching lazytown?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:23:56 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 27, 2007, 08:22:18 PM

adultfriendfinder or no deal!

It's a scam. I thought I told you guys that ages ago

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:24:23 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on April 27, 2007, 08:23:40 PM

Quote from: demi on April 27, 2007, 08:21:42 PM

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Demi. . why the FUCK are you watching lazytown?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:24:28 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 27, 2007, 08:22:18 PM

adultfriendfinder or no deal!

Your not a virgin though so your at the bottom of the list.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:25:04 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 27, 2007, 08:24:23 PM

Quote from: Cyanista on April 27, 2007, 08:23:40 PM
Quote from: demi on April 27, 2007, 08:21:42 PM

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Demi. . why the FUCK are you watching lazytown?

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jesus.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:25:39 PM »

I'm sorry, but I would fuck her. I'm sure the law is different in Lazy Town.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #26 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:27:12 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 27, 2007, 08:24:28 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 27, 2007, 08:22:18 PM
adultfriendfinder or no deal!

Your not a virgin though so your at the bottom of the list.

Hey he said "lonely male posters", not lonely male virgins!

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:27:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 08:25:39 PM

I'm sorry, but I would fuck her. I'm sure the law is different in Lazy Town.

$:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:28:55 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 27, 2007, 08:27:12 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 27, 2007, 08:24:28 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 27, 2007, 08:22:18 PM
adultfriendfinder or no deal!

Your not a virgin though so your at the bottom of the list.

Hey he said "lonely male posters", not lonely male virgins!

But you had your chance at happiness! Bottom of the list!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:29:00 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 27, 2007, 08:27:12 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 27, 2007, 08:24:28 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 27, 2007, 08:22:18 PM
adultfriendfinder or no deal!

Your not a virgin though so your at the bottom of the list.

Hey he said "lonely male posters", not lonely male virgins!

Dude you have pics. Just post them on Hot or Not

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:30:43 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazytown

LazyTown is a Porn television program that originated in Iceland (where it is known as Latibær) that features a cast and crew from both the United States and Iceland. It was created by Magnús Scheving, an aerobics champion and CEO of LazyTown Entertainment, who also stars in the show. The show formerly aired on CBS on September 18, 2004 and ended on September 9, 2006.

The show has been given the German EMIL award by the TV magazine Spielfilm.[1]

The series recently wrapped production on its second season,[2] which debuted in the U.S. on Nick Jr. on September 25, 2006.[3]

WHAT.THE.FUCK

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #31 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:32:08 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 08:29:00 PM

Dude you have pics. Just post them on Hot or Not

I don't need anonymous internet users rating me. Also the 'not' rating will hurt, especially knowing how badly they inflate the scores as it is.

Vizzys · « **Reply #32 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:33:30 PM »

more lazytown .gif'z plz

Mupepe · « **Reply #33 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:34:13 PM »

Cyanista · « **Reply #34 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:35:26 PM »

That show is so not porn. I've watched it with my daughter. You'd have to be one pathetic virgin to find anything even remotely stimulating about it. And even then. . you'd need to be a gay virgin, as the only female live actor is 11.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #35 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:36:10 PM »

mupepe it still has the genra as children's programming.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:36:26 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 27, 2007, 08:32:08 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 08:29:00 PM

Dude you have pics. Just post them on Hot or Not

I don't need anonymous internet users rating me. Also the 'not' rating will hurt, especially knowing how badly they inflate the scores as it is.

Match.com then. Dude just put your pic up. There's no way you can't find one of those serious music lover/athiest types with brunette hair.

This could be you right now!

demi · « **Reply #37 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:36:29 PM »

I'm a gay virgin.

Mupepe · « **Reply #38 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:37:41 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 27, 2007, 08:36:10 PM

mupepe it still has the genra as children's programming.

i know. and i know it's a children's show. so fucking weird.

Cyanista · « **Reply #39 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:38:01 PM »

Demi's heart goes all aflutter when Sportacus does those flying splits.

Mupepe · « **Reply #40 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:38:11 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on April 27, 2007, 08:35:26 PM

That show is so not porn. I've watched it with my daughter. You'd have to be one pathetic virgin to find anything even remotely stimulating about it. And even then. . you'd need to be a gay virgin, as the only female live actor is 11.

my daughter has made me watch it $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #41 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:40:11 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 27, 2007, 08:36:29 PM

I'm a gay virgin.

Your not gay until pound a bear; you have to seal the deal.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #42 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:40:21 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on April 27, 2007, 08:35:26 PM

That show is so not porn. I've watched it with my daughter. You'd have to be one pathetic virgin to find anything even remotely stimulating about it. And even then. . you'd need to be a gay virgin, as the only female live actor is 11.

you have a daughter?

demi · « **Reply #43 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:41:14 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 27, 2007, 08:40:11 PM

Quote from: demi on April 27, 2007, 08:36:29 PM
I'm a gay virgin.

Your not gay until pound a bear; you have to seal the deal.

I'm a bi-curious virgin.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #44 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:41:30 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on April 27, 2007, 08:35:26 PM

with my daughter.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 08:36:26 PM

Match.com then. Dude just put your pic up. There's no way you can't find one of those serious music lover/athiest types with brunette hair.

(Image removed from quote.)
This could be you right now!

But I don't want to be kissed by a nerdy guy.

Cheebs · « **Reply #45 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:41:35 PM »

MALEK I WILL MAKE ON FOR YOU. However Canada is a barren land, there be not internet girls there.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #46 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:43:21 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 27, 2007, 08:41:35 PM

MALEK I WILL MAKE ON FOR YOU. However Canada is a barren land, there be not internet girls there.

I don't have a recent photo.
I don't actually want an account.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #47 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:43:28 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 27, 2007, 08:41:35 PM

MALEK I WILL MAKE ON FOR YOU. However Canada is a barren land, there be not internet girls there.

Link me to it once you make it!

bluemax · « **Reply #48 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:43:35 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 08:40:21 PM

Quote from: Cyanista on April 27, 2007, 08:35:26 PM
That show is so not porn. I've watched it with my daughter. You'd have to be one pathetic virgin to find anything even remotely stimulating about it. And even then. . you'd need to be a gay virgin, as the only female live actor is 11.

you have a daughter?

I felt a disturbance in the force. As if a half dozen evilbore posters boner's all went limp at the same time.

Quote from: Cheebs on April 27, 2007, 08:41:35 PM

MALEK I WILL MAKE ON FOR YOU. However Canada is a barren land, there be not internet girls there.

Ratemybody.com says otherwise.

Cheebs · « **Reply #49 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:44:26 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 27, 2007, 08:43:21 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on April 27, 2007, 08:41:35 PM
MALEK I WILL MAKE ON FOR YOU. However Canada is a barren land, there be not internet girls there.
I don't have a recent photo.
I don't actually want an account.

I will say your name is Malek. Try and stop me!

Cyanista · « **Reply #50 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:46:19 PM »

Quote from: bluemax on April 27, 2007, 08:43:35 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 08:40:21 PM
Quote from: Cyanista on April 27, 2007, 08:35:26 PM
That show is so not porn. I've watched it with my daughter. You'd have to be one pathetic virgin to find anything even remotely stimulating about it. And even then. . you'd need to be a gay virgin, as the only female live actor is 11.

you have a daughter?

I felt a disturbance in the force. As if a half dozen evilbore posters boner's all went limp at the same time.

Just wait until they find out how old I am.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #51 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:46:42 PM »

And that you're a guy!

Cheebs · « **Reply #52 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:48:26 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on April 27, 2007, 08:46:19 PM

Quote from: bluemax on April 27, 2007, 08:43:35 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 08:40:21 PM
Quote from: Cyanista on April 27, 2007, 08:35:26 PM
That show is so not porn. I've watched it with my daughter. You'd have to be one pathetic virgin to find anything even remotely stimulating about it. And even then. . you'd need to be a gay virgin, as the only female live actor is 11.

you have a daughter?

I felt a disturbance in the force. As if a half dozen evilbore posters boner's all went limp at the same time.

Just wait until they find out how old I am.

Spill it.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #53 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:48:35 PM »

Cheebles

93703

make up a name for me.

I want to laugh tonight.

Bacon · « **Reply #54 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:49:19 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on April 27, 2007, 08:46:19 PM

Quote from: bluemax on April 27, 2007, 08:43:35 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 08:40:21 PM
Quote from: Cyanista on April 27, 2007, 08:35:26 PM
That show is so not porn. I've watched it with my daughter. You'd have to be one pathetic virgin to find anything even remotely stimulating about it. And even then. . you'd need to be a gay virgin, as the only female live actor is 11.

you have a daughter?

I felt a disturbance in the force. As if a half dozen evilbore posters boner's all went limp at the same time.

Just wait until they find out how old I am.