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Shuri

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For the first time in my life..
« on: April 28, 2007, 01:54:45 AM »
I didnt take a shower when i got home. I took one this morning, but right now, i just dont feel like taking a shower. I'm just going to change all my clothes, and fall on my bed.

I feel like so dirty. what's the  longest you coud go without a shower without driving you insane? Me, it's a day. I just go fucking insane. The first thing i'll think about tomorrow morning will be 'SHOWER. NOW". I'll probably wake up at 6am just to take one.

I'm a clean guy.



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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2007, 01:58:57 AM »
I rarely take a shower. I don't like to waste water.

No I'm serious. I take one like every 4 days. Unless I'm out on a trip, then it's once a day -- every two days.
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2007, 02:00:31 AM »
gross.

Personally I'm bathing ro showering multiple times a day. 

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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2007, 02:05:37 AM »
yeah, i try to shower twice daily. i bet demi smells like rotting dander and feces.
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2007, 02:08:22 AM »
You can't really tell with the Glade plug-ins in every outlet.
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2007, 02:08:29 AM »
i shower once a day. i don't have time for anything more, i take really long showers, and i'll pass on applying makeup twice.

i wash my face twice a day, though. and i wash my hands a hell of a lot.

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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2007, 02:18:57 AM »
I used to skip out on showers but now that I've grown my hair out, I shower at least once a day. If I skip a shower I feel like my hair looks greasy even though it isn't that bad. Bah. BAH TO PERSONAL APPEARANCES! BAH I SAY!

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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2007, 02:21:51 AM »
i shower once a day. i take really long showers.

Yea. I stay in the shower for a long while, especially for a guy.
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2007, 02:23:57 AM »
i shower once a day. i take really long showers.

Yea. I stay in the shower for a long while, especially for a guy.

I shower daily, every morning. But even though I live alone I still don't stay in the shower for too long - that's just not me. The only time I spend a long time in the shower is when I have something heavy on my mind, like an upcoming test or date. :-\
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2007, 02:24:58 AM »
I like to masturbate in the shower.
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2007, 02:25:58 AM »
PD, that's why I stay in the shower so long all the time. I think/worry/get depressed about everything way too much in there.
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2007, 02:28:40 AM »
PD, that's why I stay in the shower so long all the time. I think/worry/get depressed about everything way too much in there.

Yeah, I feel you. It's very relaxing and really serves to bring you back to earth. Sometimes I plan out my day in the shower, if I need to do something tough.  :-\
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2007, 02:29:27 AM »
PD, that's why I stay in the shower so long all the time. I think/worry/get depressed about everything way too much in there.

Yeah, I feel you. It's very relaxing and really serves to bring you back to earth. Sometimes I plan out my day in the shower, if I need to do something tough.  :-\

I've been trying to plan out my life.
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2007, 02:33:01 AM »
I worry way too much. Mupepe gave me some great advice a couple nights ago and I've been debating on actually doing what he proposed - make the move. Ugh I'm a pussy
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2007, 02:34:58 AM »
Make what move? You are still in school, dingus. You have plenty of time to worry.
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2007, 02:38:04 AM »
With the friend-girl, and possibly change things to girl-friend. We'll see
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2007, 02:41:30 AM »
She's gonna think you're gay anyway after your little Francois affair.
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2007, 02:43:52 AM »
PD, that's why I stay in the shower so long all the time. I think/worry/get depressed about everything way too much in there.

Yeah, I feel you. It's very relaxing and really serves to bring you back to earth. Sometimes I plan out my day in the shower, if I need to do something tough.  :-\

i do to, but I like it when its in the shower.  Thinking in shower is usually nice for me whole think in bed is depressing.  It rather strange.  also PD listen to mupepe. 

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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2007, 02:58:33 AM »
I only clean up once a day, but I don't get that sweaty or gross inbetween.

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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2007, 03:24:42 AM »
i shower once a day. i don't have time for anything more, i take really long showers, and i'll pass on applying makeup twice.

i wash my face twice a day, though. and i wash my hands a hell of a lot.

I thought all girls took baths, not showers.  That's always been my experience, anyway.
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2007, 03:26:07 AM »
I prefer to shower twice a day,  as my skin and hair can get greasy pretty fast.  Usually in the morning and again in the afternoon, but after work and then before bed is pretty common with me too.  Going a day without is torture.

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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2007, 03:47:48 AM »
i shower once a day. i don't have time for anything more, i take really long showers, and i'll pass on applying makeup twice.

i wash my face twice a day, though. and i wash my hands a hell of a lot.

I thought all girls took baths, not showers.  That's always been my experience, anyway.

Some people think its just soaking in your own filth, which is an argument I don't get. 

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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2007, 03:48:48 AM »
to answer the longest without a shower question.  a few friends and I went for a week long camp a full 7 days during which no one showered and we stayed in tents. we went to the middle of nowhere North Dakota wich pretty much means we were in the middle of nowhere excluding the Yukon, Siberia, and Sahara.

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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2007, 03:55:03 AM »
I take a shower every morning and then immediately after I take a shit.

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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2007, 04:18:08 AM »
Went a week without one while on a fishing boat in the ocean.  Probably quite a few weeklong periods without one while at my family's cabin, as we'd generally spend a month or two there every summer without running water.  There were always steambaths and the village center though.

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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2007, 04:40:40 AM »
COMMIT THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING COON!

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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2007, 04:41:32 AM »
correschtisn because of your fucking wall blocking fuckern pesice sof shti

YOU FUCKING COON

YOU BETTER SUICIDE YORUSELF

OR COMMIT A FUCKING CHO BUT DON"T SHOOT MY FAMILI I SWAWAR IF YOU VTECH MY FAMILY I'll cKILL YOUR COON ass!

FatalT

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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2007, 11:25:21 AM »
What the hell. From showers to hate-mongering.

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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2007, 11:32:08 AM »
I also take really long and hot showers. I usually end up masturbating too, like a man on fire

True story, I almost passed out once in the shower. Masturbation + Sauna like temperatures =  Short of breath, about to die. Good times
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2007, 11:34:03 AM »
I also take really long and hot showers. I usually end up masturbating too, like a man on fire

True story, I almost passed out once in the shower. Masturbation + Sauna like temperatures =  Short of breath, about to die. Good times

I can't masturbate standing up.  It feels wrong. Like I'm going against natural law. :(
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2007, 11:41:12 AM »
once a day is good
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2007, 11:47:20 AM »
I also take really long and hot showers. I usually end up masturbating too, like a man on fire

True story, I almost passed out once in the shower. Masturbation + Sauna like temperatures =  Short of breath, about to die. Good times

I can't masturbate standing up.  It feels wrong. Like I'm going against natural law. :(

This thread is going to turn so gay because of me but lets get this convo starrrted!

Its pretty much due to the fact that a guy naturally wants to hunch over when gettin it on (be it with a chick, wildlife or ones hand). So the dilemma your in (while in the shower) is how your going to balance yourself. Sure...you can put your non dominant hand up on the wall of the shower (lol bathtubs) but slipping may happen (talking bout ones feet :wag).

I've put a good 40 Hours worth of thought into this problem. I recommend a back brace and some water sandals. Works for me. Add an oxygen tank for those who go short of breath easily.
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2007, 11:51:53 AM »
I shower, brush my teeth and wash my face every morning. Brush my teeth and wash my face every night.

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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2007, 12:25:23 PM »
I also take really long and hot showers. I usually end up masturbating too, like a man on fire

True story, I almost passed out once in the shower. Masturbation + Sauna like temperatures =  Short of breath, about to die. Good times

I can't masturbate standing up.  It feels wrong. Like I'm going against natural law. :(

This thread is going to turn so gay because of me but lets get this convo starrrted!

Its pretty much due to the fact that a guy naturally wants to hunch over when gettin it on (be it with a chick, wildlife or ones hand). So the dilemma your in (while in the shower) is how your going to balance yourself. Sure...you can put your non dominant hand up on the wall of the shower (lol bathtubs) but slipping may happen (talking bout ones feet :wag).

I've put a good 40 Hours worth of thought into this problem. I recommend a back brace and some water sandals. Works for me. Add an oxygen tank for those who go short of breath easily.

why don't you sit on the edge of the bathtub?
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2007, 12:33:29 PM »
i shower once a day. i don't have time for anything more, i take really long showers, and i'll pass on applying makeup twice.

i wash my face twice a day, though. and i wash my hands a hell of a lot.

I thought all girls took baths, not showers.  That's always been my experience, anyway.

And I suppose you have intimate knowledge of the bathing habits of lots of females, right?

I shower when I get up and just wash my face and teeth before I go to bed.  Unless it was a sweaty day or something.
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2007, 12:49:48 PM »
I haven't taken a bath in years. Something about the idea of sitting in your own filth :-X
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2007, 12:56:22 PM »
I haven't taken a bath in years. Something about the idea of sitting in your own filth :-X

i don't even have a bath :-\

taking showers is great, especially if you want to think things over or whatever.

i like cold showers during summers
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2007, 01:08:18 PM »
Haven't taken one in at least 8 years lol
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2007, 01:13:10 PM »
It's funny, when I was a kid I took a shower maybe twice a week and I was and felt completely clean. Nowadays I have to take one at least once every 2 days.

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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2007, 01:35:48 PM »
I shower once a day. In the summer I sometimes have to shower twice a day. However I only wash my hair every other day.

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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2007, 04:02:31 PM »
PD, that's why I stay in the shower so long all the time. I think/worry/get depressed about everything way too much in there.

Yeah, I feel you. It's very relaxing and really serves to bring you back to earth. Sometimes I plan out my day in the shower, if I need to do something tough.  :-\

i do to, but I like it when its in the shower.  Thinking in shower is usually nice for me whole think in bed is depressing.  It rather strange.  also PD listen to mupepe. 
:lol Nice to hear I'm not the only one who stands in the shower forever thinking. I just got out of the shower after about 45 minutes. I only shower once a day though, and in the mornings I have to cut them a bit shorter. 30min is the max :(

I do hate feeling dirty though.
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2007, 10:14:42 PM »
twice a day, but how do you guys jerk it in the shower?  Too slippery for me.

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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2007, 10:18:48 PM »
Too slippery for me.

Stop moving around like a spastic mook, then.
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2007, 10:24:45 PM »
The summer of 2005, when I played WoW...once every other week or so. When it got so bad that I could smell it.

Now, every day.

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« Reply #44 on: April 28, 2007, 10:33:32 PM »
jerking it standing up sucks

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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #45 on: April 28, 2007, 10:52:29 PM »
And I suppose you have intimate knowledge of the bathing habits of lots of females, right?

Yes.  Yes, I do.
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Re: For the first time in my life..
« Reply #46 on: April 28, 2007, 11:45:20 PM »
jerking it standing up sucks

I do that like 95% of the time. I like seeing how far it can go.
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« Reply #47 on: April 29, 2007, 04:33:05 AM »
jerking it standing up sucks

I do that like 95% of the time. I like seeing how far it can go.
hm.  maybe it's because i'm an oozer that i don't see the joy in that.