Author Topic: Shorties: there be hope (Read 5816 times)

Mupepe · « **Reply #60 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:45:51 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 28, 2007, 08:42:07 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on April 28, 2007, 08:40:39 PM
Quote from: Himuro on April 28, 2007, 08:39:45 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on April 28, 2007, 08:38:55 PM
Is Himu really 5'5? is that even possible at 21?

You must be shitting me. I have seen plenty of guys shorter than me and they're well in their 30's +
yeah, but you live at the circus. your anecdotal evidence doesn't count, short shit.

If by circus, you mean Houston suburbia, I definitely agree there. Go eat a burrito, eso.

that was lame, garrito. what happened to your spunk from the beginning of the thread?

and what is eso? Do you mean ese?

Himu · « **Reply #61 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:46:54 PM »

Yeah. Whatever you Mexicans call each other. Chica I'm on to you.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #62 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:47:30 PM »

Quote from: bluemax on April 28, 2007, 08:41:23 PM

The girl I've been spending time with is 5'10".

I am 5'7". Sometimes it pays to be cute, smart and funny.

I'm pretty close to that...maybe...if I shaved. $:-\$

Himu · « **Reply #63 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:47:39 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 28, 2007, 08:45:51 PM

that was lame, garrito. what happened to your spunk from the beginning of the thread?

I just showered and I'm about to go eat. I'll give you a reaming later.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 28, 2007, 08:47:30 PM

Quote from: bluemax on April 28, 2007, 08:41:23 PM
The girl I've been spending time with is 5'10".

I am 5'7". Sometimes it pays to be cute, smart and funny.

I'm pretty close to that...maybe...if I shaved. $:-\$

YES. DO THIS.

bluemax · « **Reply #64 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:49:46 PM »

I did lose my awful attempt at facial hair before I met her, she's never seen me with anything more than a few days worth of scruff. I got a lot of negative feedback from women on the facial hair so I'm sticking to mildly unshaven for now.

Mupepe · « **Reply #65 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:50:05 PM »

shave yer pubes cajole

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #66 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:53:52 PM »

No, mupepe.

And I did trim my beard. I think it looks good. But maybe it just looks good relative to how ridiculous it was.

I'm getting too used to having facial hair. I get separation anxiety when I shave completely. $:-\$

But if it worked for bluemax...

Although, I've gotten plenty of positive feedback when I keep my beard neatly trimmed.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #67 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:55:25 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #68 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:55:29 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 28, 2007, 08:53:52 PM

No, mupepe.

And I did trim my beard. I think it looks good. But maybe it just looks good relative to how ridiculous it was.

I'm getting too used to having facial hair. I get separation anxiety when I shave completely. $:-\$

But if it worked for bluemax...

Although, I've gotten plenty of positive feedback when I keep my beard neatly trimmed.

Well, he also said he was smart and funny.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2007, 08:55:25 PM

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I would not board a plane with this man.

Beezy · « **Reply #69 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:58:15 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 28, 2007, 08:55:29 PM

I would not board a plane with this man.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #70 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:59:03 PM »

IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING LONG ASSHOLES

LIKE I SAID TRIMMED

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #71 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:59:47 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 28, 2007, 08:59:03 PM

IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING LONG

That's what she said.

Himu · « **Reply #72 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:59:47 PM »

It's not that it's long..

Beezy · « **Reply #73 on:** April 28, 2007, 09:00:56 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 28, 2007, 08:59:47 PM

That's what she said.

Quote from: Himuro on April 28, 2007, 08:59:47 PM

It's not that it's long..

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #74 on:** April 28, 2007, 09:01:02 PM »

Pics or it's all lies

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #75 on:** April 28, 2007, 09:01:44 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2007, 09:01:02 PM

I never post Pics, I'm full of lies

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #76 on:** April 28, 2007, 09:02:00 PM »

Oh why that fuck do I even care

I posted those beard pics because I knew they were ridiculous.

Mupepe · « **Reply #77 on:** April 28, 2007, 09:02:48 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 28, 2007, 09:02:00 PM

Oh why that fuck do I even care

I posted those beard pics because I knew they were ridiculous.

you should have shaved yer pubes.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #78 on:** April 28, 2007, 09:03:34 PM »

If I'm not shaving my face, you think I'm gonna shave my pubes?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #79 on:** April 28, 2007, 09:04:17 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 28, 2007, 09:02:48 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 28, 2007, 09:02:00 PM
Oh why that fuck do I even care

I posted those beard pics because I knew they were ridiculous.
you should have shaved yer pubes.

So that all the girls he's not sleeping with can enjoy his smooth pubes?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #80 on:** April 28, 2007, 09:05:03 PM »

See, Malek knows what's up.

Mupepe · « **Reply #81 on:** April 28, 2007, 09:05:17 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 28, 2007, 09:03:34 PM

If I'm not shaving my face, you think I'm gonna shave my pubes?

it makes so much easier to JO.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #82 on:** April 28, 2007, 09:05:40 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 28, 2007, 09:01:44 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2007, 09:01:02 PM
I never post Pics, I'm full of lies

lol wait and see

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #83 on:** April 28, 2007, 09:06:12 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 28, 2007, 09:05:17 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 28, 2007, 09:03:34 PM
If I'm not shaving my face, you think I'm gonna shave my pubes?
it makes so much easier to JO.

Dude...it's not like I have a bush surrounding my dick.

Cheebs · « **Reply #84 on:** April 28, 2007, 09:06:32 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2007, 09:05:40 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 28, 2007, 09:01:44 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2007, 09:01:02 PM
I never post Pics, I'm full of lies

lol wait and see

you said you had some. I wont take any until you post 'em

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #85 on:** April 28, 2007, 09:06:48 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 28, 2007, 09:05:03 PM

See, Malek knows what's up.

You're damn right I do. It's a fuckin' jungle down there, and why should I care?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #86 on:** April 28, 2007, 09:07:54 PM »

Jesus, all the forum minorities (and malek) have gotten into a brawl. How will this end?

Glad to be mid-sized and white

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #87 on:** April 28, 2007, 09:08:23 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 28, 2007, 09:06:32 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2007, 09:05:40 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 28, 2007, 09:01:44 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2007, 09:01:02 PM
I never post Pics, I'm full of lies

lol wait and see
you said you had some. I wont take any until you post 'em

I'm not posting any until we meet. I don't want you to know what's looking for you

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #88 on:** April 28, 2007, 09:09:50 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2007, 09:08:23 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on April 28, 2007, 09:06:32 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2007, 09:05:40 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 28, 2007, 09:01:44 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2007, 09:01:02 PM
I never post Pics, I'm full of lies

lol wait and see
you said you had some. I wont take any until you post 'em

I'm not posting any until we meet. I don't want you to know what's looking for you

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Ypsilanti

By the way, you and Cheebs should be banned for this BS!

Cheebs · « **Reply #89 on:** April 28, 2007, 09:12:27 PM »

Unless PD promises to send me the pics in a PM I will refuse to meet him. To sweeten the deal I will promise to not reveal them until I reveal my own. For collateral to ensure I will not reveal them I will give him my mothers cell number. Deal?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #90 on:** April 28, 2007, 09:13:36 PM »

If this fiasco isn't over in 2 weeks, I'm gonna come to Michigan and murder both of you.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #91 on:** April 28, 2007, 09:14:20 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 28, 2007, 09:12:27 PM

Unless PD promises to send me the pics in a PM I will refuse to meet him. To sweeten the deal I will promise to not reveal them until I reveal my own. For collateral to ensure I will not reveal them I will give him my mothers cell number. Deal?

God damn. All the poor women on this forum post their pics (and post their pics, and post their pics, and post their pics some more) why can't you two pussies get it over with?