Author Topic: Shorties: there be hope (Read 5815 times)

Flannel Boy · « **on:** April 28, 2007, 06:52:50 PM »

Dennis Kucinich and his wife!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** April 28, 2007, 06:57:02 PM »

Did you see her staring at Barak after the debate? She wanted his cock

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:01:43 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2007, 06:57:02 PM

Did you see her staring at Barak after the debate? She wanted his cock

Projection: defence mechanism by which people disguise their own threatening impulses by attributing them to others.

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:02:59 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 28, 2007, 06:52:50 PM

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Dennis Kucinich and his wife!

Yes, you're correct.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:03:43 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 28, 2007, 07:01:43 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2007, 06:57:02 PM
Did you see her staring at Barak after the debate? She wanted his cock
Projection: defence mechanism by which people disguise their own threatening impulses by attributing them to others.

At least I don't want Barak's cock

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Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:04:01 PM »

I haven't seen any pics of you with a girl, malek. Suck my cock, semen sipper.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:06:25 PM »

Himu she looks kinda chubby to put it lightly. Nice face though. Oh wait it's all blurry

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:08:03 PM »

Why the hell are you complaining about women being chubby? Have you at the very least eaten a girl out? Come back to me about girls being "chubby" when you've gotten some poontang you bon bon.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:09:36 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 28, 2007, 07:08:03 PM

Why the hell are you complaining about women being chubby? Have you at the very least eaten a girl out? Come back to me about girls being "chubby" when you've gotten some poontang you bon bon.

Looks like she's eaten out too much

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:10:17 PM »

You fucking idiot, I should gouge your eyes out and skull fuck you through the holes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:12:02 PM »

That pic looks like my friend girl. WTF Himu?

Full body shots or this is bs

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:13:47 PM »

Only a blind taco who's masturbated too many times would think those are two different people.

Beezy · « **Reply #12 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:16:11 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 28, 2007, 07:13:47 PM

Only a blind taco who's masturbated too many times would think those are two different people.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:16:36 PM »

Himu, why did you flip out on malek? Did you forget your meds today?

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:17:30 PM »

It seems gouging his eyes would be beneficial to him. I mean they'd get some use. Poor blind cigarillo.

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:18:11 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 28, 2007, 07:16:36 PM

Himu, why did you flip out on malek? Did you forget your meds today?

It's my new schtick to insult every one, and Malek's whole "lol short people" thing has gone for too long. This is war.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:18:39 PM »

You can't even see the face in the first pic. WTF

Beezy · « **Reply #17 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:18:56 PM »

My idol:

I don't like his blasian that much though and I'm not short. I'm shorter than her though...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:26:19 PM »

Short man syndrome is in full effect $:-\$

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #19 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:29:38 PM »

I broke off that syndrome years ago. BlueTsu's got game

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:31:18 PM »

I'd kill myself if I was 5'5. Or move to Japan

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:33:17 PM »

Its not that bad. Theres a lot of shawties in the world that a short man (like me) can hook up with. The problem is, shorter woman like...60% of the time wants a guy that will dwarf her. Its all good though

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:37:25 PM »

PD should kill himself anyways since he's so tall and still a virgin. A disgrace to the tall clique. End yourself you piece of shit.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:37:59 PM »

Yea, my height doesn't bother me that much really. I'm a couple of inches taller than Blue though, so most girls are either my height or shorter anyway.

And Himuro,

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:41:44 PM »

Most girls I hit on are my height. There aren't THAT many "omg" tall girls and most don't care about your height if you have the balls to come up to them and chit chat. Women forgive your short comings if you are able to compensate with something better.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:42:05 PM »

Himuro

At least women don't feel sorry for me due to my height. What's your pickup line? "Yeah, I'm working to take care of my mom; she has cancer. And I'm 4'11..."

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:45:46 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2007, 07:42:05 PM

Himuro

At least women don't feel sorry for me due to my height. What's your pickup line? "Yeah, I'm working to take care of my mom; she has cancer. And I'm 4'11..."

You're a dumbass. No one here is even approaching that height. Most of us who are "short" are taller than most women we encounter and hit on, or at the very least, around the same height.

In your case, however it would be a doosey.

Girl: Hey Maurice, lookin' good today. How tall are you?
Maurice: 6'2.
Girl: 6'2? Wow. Really? I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:47:30 PM »

I should come to Houston to slap the water bucket off your head. Ignorant jungle nicca

Beezy · « **Reply #28 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:48:03 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 28, 2007, 07:45:46 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2007, 07:42:05 PM
Himuro

At least women don't feel sorry for me due to my height. What's your pickup line? "Yeah, I'm working to take care of my mom; she has cancer. And I'm 4'11..."

You're a dumbass. No one here is even approaching that height. Most of us who are "short" are taller than most women we encounter and hit on, or at the very least, around the same height.

In your case, however it would be a doosey.

Girl: Hey Maurice, lookin' good today. How tall are you?
Maurice: 6'2.
Girl: 6'2? Wow. Really? I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #29 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:48:11 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #30 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:48:51 PM »

I can't stop laughing.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:49:03 PM »

...

...

$:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #32 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:49:49 PM »

Hey, I was laughing at both of you guys.

Beezy · « **Reply #33 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:53:47 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:55:33 PM »

At the end of the day I'm 6'2, and he's 5'5. I have nothing to be ashamed about

Beezy · « **Reply #35 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:57:44 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2007, 07:55:33 PM

At the end of the day I'm 6'2, and he's 5'5. I have nothing to be ashamed about

Quote from: Himuro on April 28, 2007, 07:45:46 PM

Girl: 6'2? Wow. Really? I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** April 28, 2007, 07:58:38 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2007, 07:55:33 PM

At the end of the day I'm 6'2, and he's 5'5. I have nothing to be ashamed about

Phoenix, you have plenty to be ashamed about. I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:15:23 PM »

lol now you're bitin lines. who do you think you is, jay z?

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:15:52 PM »

You've never seen Full Metal Jacket.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:16:56 PM »

I know that's from FMJ - it's a very popular radio drop actually

Mupepe · « **Reply #40 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:19:11 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2007, 07:06:25 PM

Himu she looks kinda chubby to put it lightly. Nice face though. Oh wait it's all blurry

.

And Beezy, that bitch looks like has nappy hair. it looks like she stuck her finger in an electrical socket too.

Beezy · « **Reply #41 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:24:09 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 28, 2007, 08:19:11 PM

And Beezy, that bitch looks like has nappy hair. it looks like she stuck her finger in an electrical socket too.

Try to ignore the scarecrow in blue.

Mupepe · « **Reply #42 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:24:35 PM »

Himuro, why is the picture so blurry?

You either...

A.) Snapped the picture really quick so that she wouldn't realize you were documenting her actually touching you. I bet she's so embarassed.

B.) Used a hidden camera for the same reason.

C.) Applied motion blur at 60fps so we couldn't tell she's a hambeast.

You two look alike.

Do you both feed at the same trough?

Beezy · « **Reply #43 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:25:36 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 28, 2007, 08:19:11 PM

And Beezy, that bitch looks like has nappy hair. it looks like she stuck her finger in an electrical socket too.

Don't make me have to end you, Mupepe.

Mupepe · « **Reply #44 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:27:09 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on April 28, 2007, 08:25:36 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on April 28, 2007, 08:19:11 PM
And Beezy, that bitch looks like has nappy hair. it looks like she stuck her finger in an electrical socket too.

Don't make me have to end you, Mupepe.

What are you going to do with my end?

Beezy · « **Reply #45 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:28:39 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 28, 2007, 08:27:09 PM

Quote from: Beezy on April 28, 2007, 08:25:36 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on April 28, 2007, 08:19:11 PM
And Beezy, that bitch looks like has nappy hair. it looks like she stuck her finger in an electrical socket too.

Don't make me have to end you, Mupepe.
What are you going to do with my end?

Stick Himuro's dick in it. Dry.

Mupepe · « **Reply #46 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:29:53 PM »

I might have to clench to feel anything :'(

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:31:05 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 28, 2007, 08:24:35 PM

Himuro, why is the picture so blurry?

You either...

A.) Snapped the picture really quick so that she wouldn't realize you were documenting her actually touching you. I bet she's so embarassed.

B.) Used a hidden camera for the same reason.

C.) Applied motion blur at 60fps so we couldn't tell she's a hambeast.

You two look alike.

Do you both feed at the same trough?

We used my camera phone.

Mupepe · « **Reply #48 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:32:43 PM »

awfully far away for a camera phone.

Are you sure it wasn't tourists taking pictures of you two in your natural habitat?

Himu · « **Reply #49 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:33:30 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 28, 2007, 08:32:43 PM

awfully far away for a camera phone.

Are you sure it wasn't tourists taking pictures of you two in your natural habitat?

Yeah, I had someone take a pic.

Cheebs · « **Reply #50 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:33:42 PM »

wtf is going on in here

Beezy · « **Reply #51 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:38:21 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 28, 2007, 08:33:42 PM

wtf is going on in here

Himuro ethered PD.

Cheebs · « **Reply #52 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:38:55 PM »

Is Himu really 5'5? is that even possible at 21?

Himu · « **Reply #53 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:39:45 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 28, 2007, 08:38:55 PM

Is Himu really 5'5? is that even possible at 21?

You must be shitting me. I have seen plenty of guys shorter than me and they're well in their 30's +

Mupepe · « **Reply #54 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:40:39 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 28, 2007, 08:39:45 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on April 28, 2007, 08:38:55 PM
Is Himu really 5'5? is that even possible at 21?

You must be shitting me. I have seen plenty of guys shorter than me and they're well in their 30's +

yeah, but you live at the circus. your anecdotal evidence doesn't count, short shit.

bluemax · « **Reply #55 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:41:23 PM »

The girl I've been spending time with is 5'10".

I am 5'7". Sometimes it pays to be cute, smart and funny.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #56 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:41:32 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 28, 2007, 08:39:45 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on April 28, 2007, 08:38:55 PM
Is Himu really 5'5? is that even possible at 21?

You must be shitting me. I have seen plenty of guys shorter than me and they're well in their 30's +

well Mexicans are pretty short. Good thing you don't live in Holland, you'd look like a Pigimy.

Himu · « **Reply #57 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:42:07 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 28, 2007, 08:40:39 PM

Quote from: Himuro on April 28, 2007, 08:39:45 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on April 28, 2007, 08:38:55 PM
Is Himu really 5'5? is that even possible at 21?

You must be shitting me. I have seen plenty of guys shorter than me and they're well in their 30's +
yeah, but you live at the circus. your anecdotal evidence doesn't count, short shit.

If by circus, you mean Houston suburbia, I definitely agree there. Go eat a burrito, eso.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #58 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:42:30 PM »

Quote from: bluemax on April 28, 2007, 08:41:23 PM

The girl I've been spending time with is 5'10".

I am 5'7". Sometimes it pays to be cute, smart and funny.

Who do I have to pay to turn me into a cute, smart, and funny guy?

bluemax · « **Reply #59 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:44:14 PM »

I don't know. Honestly I think I just got lucky.

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Author Topic: Shorties: there be hope (Read 5815 times)