Okay, back from Akihabara. I picked up SNK Vs. Capcom Cardfighter's Clash DS (pro-tip to SNK: Next time don't make the SNK Vs. Capcom font so fucking small - that's the most important part of the frickin' product!), as well as Metal Slug Anthology for PS2 and Gundam Seed Rengou Vs. ZAFT Portable for PSP (I had seen some of my students playing this game and the graphics look fucking AMAZING plus it has online play

).
I didn't go to any adult stores, G, you sick fuck, but I did find a hamburger place that sold POUTINE so I had that for dinner, in honor of Willco.