Author Topic: I think I drank my weight yesterday (Read 993 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** April 29, 2007, 02:25:33 PM »

Which, given how much I weigh, is quite the accomplishment.

Ok, I started drinking around noon yesterday. I had about 2-3 beers per hour, ended up drinking I'd say 18-20 beers from noon to around 8 or so. Then I went out for a friend's birthday party- got there around 9:30 or so. From that point on I drank about 3 beers and a mixed drink or four in about 2 hours, then we went to another bar where I drank about six more beers.

This morning I woke up and for some reason my mattress was on the floor off of my boxspring. I have a massive headache and it feels like my stomach is blowing itself up. Also, my car isn't at my house. I didn't drive last night, either, so that's a new one. My roommate might be borrowing it but he's not answering the phone.

In summation, I'm going to make a grilled cheese sandwich.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** April 29, 2007, 02:27:52 PM »

jesus dude, now i want a grilled cheese sandwich

even i could not survive such a feat. 20-30 brews?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2 on:** April 29, 2007, 02:30:16 PM »

Were these Yank beers? If so you have to put an asterisk in there.

I hate drinking anything close to that in beers because I'm taking a piss every half hour.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** April 29, 2007, 02:45:35 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 29, 2007, 02:30:16 PM

Were these Yank beers? If so you have to put an asterisk in there.

I hate drinking anything close to that in beers because I'm taking a piss every half hour.

Yeah, I just got an email from a friend laughing and telling me I pissed in a sink at a bar because there were no open urinals.

I know 12 of the beers were Dale's Pale Ale from a micro brewery in Colorado, so those were good. And I drank some Bass at the poker game as well. Oh, I forgot to mention that I somehow managed to win $60 in a poker game yesterday despite my rampant intoxication.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #4 on:** April 29, 2007, 02:56:17 PM »

JESUS BOOTS!!!!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5 on:** April 29, 2007, 03:03:59 PM »

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on April 29, 2007, 02:45:35 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 29, 2007, 02:30:16 PM

Were these Yank beers? If so you have to put an asterisk in there.

I hate drinking anything close to that in beers because I'm taking a piss every half hour.

Yeah, I just got an email from a friend laughing and telling me I pissed in a sink at a bar because there were no open urinals.

I know 12 of the beers were Dale's Pale Ale from a micro brewery in Colorado, so those were good. And I drank some Bass at the poker game as well. Oh, I forgot to mention that I somehow managed to win $60 in a poker game yesterday despite my rampant intoxication.

I once won a poker game while downing a dozen shots of whisky during the game. During the last hand I pretended to be disappointed with the flop and the guy, thinking I was too out of it to control my emotional reactions, went all in and I quickly called with trip Aces (or something like that... I can't remember).

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #6 on:** April 29, 2007, 04:22:18 PM »

The most I ever drank without puking was 27 or 28 beers. It's weird because I've drunk far less than that and have gotten much worse. I must've eaten a lot.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** April 29, 2007, 04:36:22 PM »

thats a lot of beers, gonna be some weight problems for a couple weeks

Bloodwake · « **Reply #8 on:** April 29, 2007, 07:57:48 PM »

Wow. Triumph, you've reached new levels of alcoholism. Congrats.

enjoy bell woods · « **Reply #9 on:** April 29, 2007, 08:50:52 PM »

What a badass.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #10 on:** April 29, 2007, 09:01:43 PM »

Quote from: enjoy bell woods on April 29, 2007, 08:50:52 PM

What a badass.

Don't you have bad music to listen to in an overly earnest fashion?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #11 on:** April 29, 2007, 09:46:16 PM »

my only feat was 8 Coronas and 2 Mixed drinks

and 8 Coronas was enough to make me HATE it

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** April 29, 2007, 10:04:13 PM »

Triumph you are a god. Dude you're going to blow up one day from this shit.

pollo · « **Reply #13 on:** April 29, 2007, 10:20:25 PM »

thats fucking disgusting.

I need 4 beers to get me good. Anymore then I'm a blast to hang around

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** April 29, 2007, 10:47:46 PM »

i think the most i've ever downed was 19 in about two and a half hours. i had a VERY shitty day. i ended up throwing the 20th beer through some random car window in a parking lot. horrible night

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** April 29, 2007, 10:59:56 PM »

i am going to finish off this six pack of st. pauli girl tonight.

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** April 29, 2007, 11:01:33 PM »

then i can get working on your six pack

pollo · « **Reply #17 on:** April 29, 2007, 11:16:46 PM »

After spending the whole semester interviewing and researching the Boston Beer Company for my Organizational Behavior class, I'm now quite partial to the Sam Adams brand - particularly their Brown Ale. Some good shit.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #18 on:** April 29, 2007, 11:24:49 PM »

Sam Adams

xnikki118x · « **Reply #19 on:** April 30, 2007, 01:32:45 AM »

I bought a pint of Everclear in Virginia this weekend. It's illegal in Pennsylvania so I can't buy it here.

I mixed a bit of it with a bottle of Snapple Apple and it was GREAT.

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