Author Topic: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses (Read 1440 times)

Himu · « **on:** April 29, 2007, 04:47:42 PM »

They were like,"What did you think of the Virginia Tech massacre? Don't you think that today, people are more violent? Would you like to read this scripture?"

I played along with them because one of them was HOT. She was like,"If you don't mind I can come back later and we can talk

" and I said,"Sure thing!" forgetting she was a Jehovah Witness.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** April 29, 2007, 04:50:14 PM »

I once talked to an old Irish JW because I liked his accent.

Vizzys · « **Reply #2 on:** April 29, 2007, 04:50:22 PM »

Haha

THEY GOT YOU NOW BOY

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** April 29, 2007, 04:51:44 PM »

Is there someway I can get her number despite her witnessing. Maybe there's a loop hole some where and I can get some tail.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4 on:** April 29, 2007, 04:54:07 PM »

Selling 'Watchtowers' with her snatchpowers!

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** April 29, 2007, 04:58:18 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 29, 2007, 04:54:07 PM

Selling 'Watchtowers' with her snatchpowers!

As well as Awake!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** April 29, 2007, 05:01:05 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 29, 2007, 04:58:18 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 29, 2007, 04:54:07 PM
Selling 'Watchtowers' with her snatchpowers!

As well as Awake!

Was your snake awaken?

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** April 29, 2007, 05:01:33 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** April 29, 2007, 05:11:55 PM »

I really hope you get her number. I want to see is she sleeps with you or tryes to preach.

Is she black?

Beezy · « **Reply #9 on:** April 29, 2007, 05:18:49 PM »

Church girls are freaks. You know what to do Himuro.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** April 29, 2007, 05:37:20 PM »

Do NOT get with a Jehovah's Witness girl Himumu! I mean, Catholic girls are fine...maybe Pentecostal (MAYBE) but Jehovah's Witness girls are very rabid about their faith. BELIEVE ME

Cheebs · « **Reply #11 on:** April 29, 2007, 05:53:44 PM »

This is why I never answer the door.

If someone is ringing the doorbell I wasn't expecting or inviting it is someone I likely would not want to talk to.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** April 29, 2007, 05:55:44 PM »

Whats even funnier is that Himumumu's local Jehovah's Witness sect is trying to bait young distinguished black males with subtle promises of sin filled sex.

Dem legs ain't openin till ya'lls get married

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** April 29, 2007, 06:15:57 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 29, 2007, 05:55:44 PM

Whats even funnier is that Himumumu's local Jehovah's Witness sect is trying to bait young distinguished black males with subtle promises of sin filled sex.

Dem legs ain't openin till ya'lls get married

Fuck that then.

Cheebs · « **Reply #14 on:** April 29, 2007, 06:17:01 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 29, 2007, 06:15:57 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 29, 2007, 05:55:44 PM
Whats even funnier is that Himumumu's local Jehovah's Witness sect is trying to bait young distinguished black males with subtle promises of sin filled sex.

Dem legs ain't openin till ya'lls get married

Fuck that then.

was the girl white? If you think a conservative religious white girl will go out with a black guy then your insane!

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** April 29, 2007, 06:17:38 PM »

She was black. Had a Beyonce like skin tone. Petite, but yummy.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** April 29, 2007, 06:18:45 PM »

Petite? I though you only went for the chubby ones.

Cheebs · « **Reply #17 on:** April 29, 2007, 06:19:36 PM »

which is it, mormons or jehova's witnesses that believe native americans and black people have darker skin because they rejected jesus after he did a little trip around the world after dying?

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** April 29, 2007, 06:22:32 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 29, 2007, 06:18:45 PM

Petite? I though you only went for the chubby ones.

Um no.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** April 29, 2007, 06:23:31 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 29, 2007, 06:22:32 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 29, 2007, 06:18:45 PM
Petite? I though you only went for the chubby ones.

Um no.

well then

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #20 on:** April 29, 2007, 06:28:23 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 29, 2007, 06:19:36 PM

which is it, mormons or jehova's witnesses that believe native americans and black people have darker skin because they rejected jesus after he did a little trip around the world after dying?

That sound like a Mormon belief

Cheebs · « **Reply #21 on:** April 29, 2007, 06:28:55 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 29, 2007, 06:28:23 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on April 29, 2007, 06:19:36 PM
which is it, mormons or jehova's witnesses that believe native americans and black people have darker skin because they rejected jesus after he did a little trip around the world after dying?

That sound like a Mormon belief

yeah I checked, its mormon

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 29, 2007, 06:30:28 PM »

I smell a new Himumu comic.

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** April 29, 2007, 06:37:04 PM »

I don't mind petite at all as long as they have ass and some weight to their lower area.

Cheebs · « **Reply #24 on:** April 29, 2007, 06:37:35 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 29, 2007, 06:37:04 PM

I don't mind petite at all as long as they have ass and some weight to their lower area.

a fat vagina?

Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** April 29, 2007, 06:39:29 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 29, 2007, 06:37:35 PM

Quote from: Himuro on April 29, 2007, 06:37:04 PM
I don't mind petite at all as long as they have ass and some weight to their lower area.

a fat vagina?

No. Some hips. Some ass.

Beezy · « **Reply #26 on:** April 29, 2007, 06:39:41 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 29, 2007, 06:37:04 PM

I don't mind petite at all as long as they have ass and some weight to their lower area.

Or as long as they're Amerie. I'm not even a leg man and I love hers.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #27 on:** April 30, 2007, 01:28:20 AM »

You should be like "oh I'm sorry, I just donated blood to save my friend and I'm very weak, we should continue this another time."

She'll be so freaked out that you actually donated blood that she'll leave you alone. Hopefully.

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Author Topic: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses (Read 1440 times)