Worst day ever.

[BlackMage]

So today, coming home from Long Beach, My friend's car dies on us in the middle of the 405 freeway. Apparently, his alternator wasn't charging his battery so when we stopped because of traffic, it stalled and died in the fucking middle lane. Being the reliable guy I am, I whoop out my AAA card, call them, and they tell me they are sending CHP and a tow truck. It doesn't end there, though. For one, CHP never showed up. NEVER! They never came!!!! It took the tow truck 30 minutes to show up. 30 MINUTES!! Now think of this scenario: You are stuck in the middle VERY busy 5 lane freeway, with a dead car, and no emergency blinkers. Besides the fact that you are THAT guy that is causing a huge traffic jam, like seen on the news, you have hundreds, if not more, very pissed off drivers, driving recklessly around you trying to get out of the way, AND as they drive around you they honk their horn at you, flip you off, curse you because you wasted their precious time. 3 times, we were nearly hit from behind by drivers not paying attention.

It gets even worse. It was a very hot day today in LA. Since the car broke down we lost our air conditioner. Even worse, he had power windows. So we are stuck in a black car, with no air, in the hot sun for 30 minutes. At around the last 10 minutes of being stuck I was actually WISHING someone would hit us to end my misery. When I was finally able to get out of the car, I was drenched in sweat, and I hardly ever sweat. It was like a fucking sauna in his car.

So anyway, the tow truck comes and we get a ride home.. which is 70 miles away from where we broke down. Luckily, with AAA, the entire tow was free. HOWEVER, we got picked up by the most reckless tow truck driver ever! He drove like a fucking maniac, honked at anyone who merged in front of him and swore like a sailor, while he played Michael Jackson music VERY loud on his stupid stereo. He was very rude to us too.

So yeah, today sucked ass

[Tauntaun]

sorry to hear that man, hope tomorrow is brighter

[Melissa]

L.A.

coming home from Long Beach

Where's home?

[Himu]

Will a kiss make you feel better

[Christopher]

[BlackMage]

L.A.

coming home from Long Beach

Where's home?

Camarillo

[TVC15]

My worst day ever was probably the day my best friend died in a car accident.  That was, jeez, 2001.  But  your day sounds pretty bad, too, BlackMage.

[brawndolicious]

One time our car broke down 100 yards from the exit lane at night on the freeway and we got hit at 60 mph.  It isn't fun.

[BlackMage]

My worst day ever was probably the day my best friend died in a car accident.  That was, jeez, 2001.  But  your day sounds pretty bad, too, BlackMage.

 

[TVC15]

My worst day ever was probably the day my best friend died in a car accident.  That was, jeez, 2001.  But  your day sounds pretty bad, too, BlackMage.

 

Actually, it may have been the day of my car accident, but it's hard to give that proper bad day recognition when it was entirely my fault.

Then there was the day my dad died, 10 minutes before I got home from work.  My manager at EB asked me to stay an extra hour, and oddly enough, that hour meant missing the chance to see my dad alive for the last time.

Or there was the day my brother died.  That was coincidently the same day I bet Xenosaga, so it was an especially rough one.

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[Mupepe]

bad day, but if that was the worst day ever, you must have an awesome life

[BlackMage]

bad day, but if that was the worst day ever, you must have an awesome life

i do. except when it comes to women

[Christopher]

...TVC

[MrAngryFace]

SOMETHING INCONVENIENT HAPPENED FORCING ME OUT OF MY ROUTINE WORST DAY EVER.

Tell me Ethiopian kid, what do you think of BlackMage's plight?


"Worst Day Ever. Poor guy."

[Saint Cornelius]

That is what we call "understanding",  MAF

[BlackMage]

SOMETHING INCONVENIENT HAPPENED FORCING ME OUT OF MY ROUTINE WORST DAY EVER.

Tell me Ethiopian kid, what do you think of BlackMage's plight?

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"Worst Day Ever. Poor guy."

fuck you asshole.

[Beezy]

This thread is depressing. I'm gonna go jack off.

[BlackMage]

this is the last time i share stories with any of you. All you care about is this stupid G/roxy  crap and other stupid bullshit that isnt even funny. fuck you all

[Van Cruncheon]

[Van Cruncheon]

this is the last time i share stories with any of you. All you care about is this stupid G/roxy  crap and other stupid bullshit that isnt even funny. fuck you all

i wish my lawn were this emo, yadda yadda

[TVC15]

this is the last time i share stories with any of you. All you care about is this stupid G/roxy  crap and other stupid bullshit that isnt even funny. fuck you all

They are mean in order to hide their pain.  They are all jealous of Shake stuffing his face with Burger King and it is difficult to cope.

[BlackMage]

no they are mean because their lives are a shitstorm of loserdom, and this forum is the only place thats keeping them from slitting their own wrists.

you can't even have coherent discussion here anymore.

[G The Resurrected]

I now understand your pain TVC  .

As for bad day i've had a few of them, some of them created by some of our forum members. Worst day in recent history was my mom's car crash in 02, and some days with Roxy that I wish I had a gun for so i could shoot myself.

[brawndolicious]

no, you got stuck in traffic.  Big deal.  people get stuck in traffic they send random pm's full of cock pictures to foc or dark shake.

[Mupepe]

Im pretty sure we're mean because it's not really that bad of a day.  seriously.  i take it you haven't had very many bad days.  that's all.  even though the ethiopian kid shit is an exaggeration, that day is not that bad.  hell, the fact that people are pissed at you would be something my friend and I would laugh about.  flip them off as they drive by.  fuck it.  life can be a lot worse.  

if that happened to you in Houston, the city of houston would tow your car and impound it automatically not even allowing you to block up traffic.  that's a bad fucking day.

[Van Cruncheon]

loserdom? you're the one making a couple nasty hours on the freeway into TEH WORST DAY EVAR, emo kid! compared to my worst day ever, an hour in a tow truck with michael jackson playing is like getting a handjob from salma hayek behind the burger king shake bulk-feeds at.

[Mupepe]

loserdom? you're the one making a couple nasty hours on the freeway into TEH WORST DAY EVAR, emo kid! compared to my worst day ever, an hour in a tow truck with michael jackson is like getting a handjob from salma hayek behind the burger king shake bulk-feeds at.

fo sho, it wasn't even a couple hours.  he waited 30 minutes   o noes.

[MrAngryFace]

White Acid's DOG DIED, im pretty sure I could argue that her day was worse.

IN ADDITION, a good number of people spend 1-2 hours a day stuck in the shuffle of the commute, 30 minutes is nothin.

[BlackMage]

all i wanted to do was share my day with you all and you turn it into a fucking stupid debate because people have had worse days then me. whats the point in a forum again? I guess I didn't get the memo. and when I said worst day ever in the topic, i meant for me not for everyone in the fucking world. god damn. Why do I even come here?

[G The Resurrected]

Yeah whiteACID's day has been horrible she had two dogs and now she has none.

 :'(

and the worse day anyones had is being stuck in a car and having to take a shit.

[Van Cruncheon]

why DO you come here if all you do is bitch about the posters, little duder? pointing out that you apparently haven't had a legitimately bad day in your life is supposed to bring perspective and then enlightenment, not angry tears and recrimination!

[Mupepe]

 

seriously though, it's because... IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

i'm going to rape you tonight, no reacharound  

[Beezy]

BlackMage is always pissed. It's hilarious.

[pollo]

? why are you guys being dicks. Yea you personally could have had worse days than BM. But being stuck in the middle of a freeway for 30 mins is pretty bad.

[BlackMage]

I'M SORRY YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF GOD DAMN REJECTS AND MY BAD DAY DOESN'T COMPARE TO THE SHIT YOU GO THROUGH ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[Van Cruncheon]

yeah, you're sorry

for a guy whose life is roses and dewdrops, you sure do have a pissy attitude on these here intarwebs!

[Madrun Badrun]

BlackMage is always pissed. It's hilarious.

I know hey.


BM, wasn't the day Demi bought you mom off the net even just a bit worse? 

[BlackMage]

yeah, you're sorry

for a guy whose life is roses and dewdrops, you sure do have a pissy attitude on these here intarwebs!

probably because i'm not used to dealing with assholes like you all the time IRL

[Mupepe]

i love you blackmage  you're always so angry

my first comment was innocent babe, i said it was a pretty bad day, just not the worst by a long mile.  i love you

[BlackMage]

i love you blackmage  you're always so angry

my first comment was innocent babe, i said it was a pretty bad day, just not the worst by a long mile.  i love you

yer a fucking traitor

[pollo]

The worse was obviously hyperbole..

[TVC15]

Oh wait, there's also the day I smoked so much PCP that I thought I died.  That was alternately the worst and best day ever.  I can honestly say I am one of the few people that knows what it's like to be Jesus.

[Van Cruncheon]

the classic tragic worst day ever and the day after a vice-fueled bender are two very different beasts, although they both definitely compete for the same title

[Mupepe]

i love you blackmage  you're always so angry

my first comment was innocent babe, i said it was a pretty bad day, just not the worst by a long mile.  i love you

yer a fucking traitor

how baby?  it's a bad day, i just simply noted that it could have been a lot worse.  seriously though, days like that, you can make them into memorable days that you and your friends joke about.  someone drives by and gives you the finger just yell "go fuck yourself" and give him the finger.  

[MrAngryFace]

Maybe if you titled your thread something that showed you had some perspective like:

Being stuck on the freeway for 30 minutes sucks.

See, I can relate to that. Worst day ever; not so much.

[BlackMage]

Maybe if you titled your thread something that showed you had some perspective like:

Being stuck on the freeway for 30 minutes sucks.

See, I can relate to that. Worst day ever; not so much.

maybe if you didn't take things so literal you wouldn't be so much of a douchebag

[TVC15]

the classic tragic worst day ever and the day after a vice-fueled bender are two very different beasts, although they both definitely compete for the same title

Oh wait, there was the time I did a lot of ecstacy, and upon walking on the front porch to have a cigarette at like 7am, I nearly blinded myself because the sun was so bright.  I was like, uncontrollably crying for like an hour.

[BlackMage]

the classic tragic worst day ever and the day after a vice-fueled bender are two very different beasts, although they both definitely compete for the same title

Oh wait, there was the time I did a lot of ecstacy, and upon walking on the front porch to have a cigarette at like 7am, I nearly blinded myself because the sun was so bright.  I was like, uncontrollably crying for like an hour.

you've made your fucking point. are you done?

[MrAngryFace]

Maybe if you titled your thread something that showed you had some perspective like:

Being stuck on the freeway for 30 minutes sucks.

See, I can relate to that. Worst day ever; not so much.

maybe if you didn't take things so literal you wouldn't be so much of a douchebag

Please, stop insulting me or i'll have to post a Worst Day Ever Thread.

[Van Cruncheon]

i woke up in the bed of a pickup truck caked with bloody vomit and plant fertilizer. i was at a cast party for a play i was in, and i do not recall a single event of that night.

i subsequently stayed in bed for two bad but not worst days ever.

[TVC15]

the classic tragic worst day ever and the day after a vice-fueled bender are two very different beasts, although they both definitely compete for the same title

Oh wait, there was the time I did a lot of ecstacy, and upon walking on the front porch to have a cigarette at like 7am, I nearly blinded myself because the sun was so bright.  I was like, uncontrollably crying for like an hour.

you've made your fucking point. are you done?

Hmmm, I haven't got to the story where I peed my pants at a frat party.  Or when I threw up on someone's RIFTS books.

[Van Cruncheon]

Maybe if you titled your thread something that showed you had some perspective like:

Being stuck on the freeway for 30 minutes sucks.

See, I can relate to that. Worst day ever; not so much.

maybe if you didn't take things so literal you wouldn't be so much of a douchebag

Please, stop insulting me or i'll have to post a Worst Day Ever Thread.

maf wins this thread

[Mupepe]

yadda yadda mom yadda yadda

[TVC15]

Oh wait, there was the time in 10th grade when I took so much Xanax at school that I passed out and they thought I was trying to kill myself when in actuality I just wanted to get high.  I got expelled for that.  That was pretty bad.

[Beezy]

 

[Fresh Prince]

Oh wait, there was the time in 10th grade when I took so much Xanax at school that I passed out and they thought I was trying to kill myself when in actuality I just wanted to get high.  I got expelled for that.  That was pretty bad.

Wait so they expelled you from trying to commit suicide?

[Madrun Badrun]

Oh wait, there was the time in 10th grade when I took so much Xanax at school that I passed out and they thought I was trying to kill myself when in actuality I just wanted to get high.  I got expelled for that.  That was pretty bad.

Wait so they expelled you from trying to commit suicide?

ya wtf? 

[Mupepe]

xanax rocks

[Himu]

I"m trying to come up with my worst day ever.

There are times when my father beat me up when I was younger.

There was the day we went to my grandma's funeral last year, one week before Christmas, and we recieved word that my grandfather passed the same day in early in the morning; But that didn't stop anyone, we partied all fucking day when we got back and spent quality family time. Funny that one of my worst days ever turned out to be one of my most memorial and favorite days ever since every one in my family bonded.

I had a mental breakdown last year where I would switch between laughing and crying repeatedly for 10 minutes. That was a horrible day.

There was the time in 7th grade when my best friend died for being a dumb fuck and I got to miss exams because of his death. I guess that was awesome, thanks Z.

Um shit. What else..