I just ate some Chinese food from my favorite Chinese Restaurant that consisted of...
Pork Fried Rice
Chicken Teriyaki
Ginger and Watercrest Chicken
and later on I finished it off with some Fuit Mentos aka Fruity Sex Tablets. I would also call them Candy Viagra since it usually gets me all hot and bothered.
All this from a day of unwinding from a long ass football game I played yesterday.
Ok...not really the best day ever but it was pretty badass
Edit: Oh..and I masturbated into Fred Savage's mouth while having a conversation about Wonder Years and if Winnie Cooper ever put out on-set.