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How can the Dark Shake afford all those tasty whoppers, muthafucka?!  What's his secret?! His job is...

Wiping jizz from glory holes
3 (20%)
Minimum wage at BK (gets paid in burgers)
3 (20%)
Body double for G during sex scenes with Roxy
5 (33.3%)
Selling his semen for cash at a sperm bank (2 pints = $5.50)
0 (0%)
Film critic for the Chicago Sun-Times under the alias "Roger Ebert"
1 (6.7%)
Burger King viral marketer
3 (20%)

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Ichirou

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What's the Dark Shake's job?
« on: April 30, 2007, 02:06:31 AM »
VOTE SUCKAS
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Stocky

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2007, 02:06:56 AM »

this
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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2007, 02:07:10 AM »
I've told non-stalkers my profession before. I work in a movie theater.
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Stocky

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2007, 02:07:34 AM »
Quote from: The Dark Shake on April 30, 2007, 02:07:10 AM
I've told non-stalkers my profession before. I work in a movie theater.


nuh uh
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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2007, 02:08:50 AM »
Nice tag/sig change, btw. Yet I'M the instigator. ::)

Cheebs will love this.
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Stocky

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2007, 02:09:25 AM »
Quote from: The Dark Shake on April 30, 2007, 02:08:50 AM
Nice tag/sig change, btw. Yet I'M the instigator. ::)

Cheebs will love this.
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Ichirou

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2007, 02:09:36 AM »
Quote from: The Dark Shake on April 30, 2007, 02:07:10 AM
I've told non-stalkers my profession before. I work in a movie theater.

Do they make the artificial butter for the popcorn using the secretions from your sweat glands?
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Vizzys

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2007, 02:10:28 AM »
Quote from: The Dark Shake on April 30, 2007, 02:08:50 AM
Nice tag/sig change, btw. Yet I'M the instigator. ::)

Cheebs will love this.

I claim nothing
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2007, 02:10:46 AM »
Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:09:36 AM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on April 30, 2007, 02:07:10 AM
I've told non-stalkers my profession before. I work in a movie theater.

Do they make the artificial butter for the popcorn using the secretions from your sweat glands?

lol.
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brawndolicious

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2007, 02:12:54 AM »
prove it.  job title?  pay?  hours?  theater chain?
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G The Resurrected

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2007, 02:13:56 AM »
Quote from: The Dark Shake on April 30, 2007, 02:07:10 AM
I've told non-stalkers my profession before. I work in a movie theater.

ticket taker or consessions?

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TVC15

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2007, 02:14:37 AM »
g, I apologize.  You are a saint next to Shake.  Lie to me all you want.
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Ichirou

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2007, 02:15:06 AM »
Quote from: G on April 30, 2007, 02:13:56 AM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on April 30, 2007, 02:07:10 AM
I've told non-stalkers my profession before. I work in a movie theater.

ticket taker or consessions?



He has to be a ticket taker.  Can you imagine the havoc he'd wreak if they let him near the food?
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G The Resurrected

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2007, 02:18:01 AM »
Quote from: TVC 15 on April 30, 2007, 02:14:37 AM
g, I apologize.  You are a saint next to Shake.  Lie to me all you want.

I wont lie to you dude, I feel I understand you better now. Your very complex TVC.

As for Shake if you work at a movie theater tell me whats your theater number.
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demi

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2007, 02:22:48 AM »
Quote from: The Dark Shake on April 30, 2007, 02:08:50 AM
Nice tag/sig change, btw. Yet I'M the instigator. ::)

Cheebs will love this.

But you are an instigator. Cheebs saw it first-hand.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2007, 02:24:00 AM »
This thread sucks

Shake :bow
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Ichirou

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2007, 02:31:01 AM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 02:24:00 AM
This thread sucks

Shake :bow

PD, I am seriously starting to hate you. :(
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2007, 02:34:47 AM »
In a few hours you'll hate me even more
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Human Snorenado

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2007, 02:35:11 AM »
Pee Dee is like 1000 times more acceptable when Shake isn't around.  And he's just barely tolerable at best.
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Ichirou

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2007, 02:40:52 AM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 02:34:47 AM
In a few hours you'll hate me even more

Lies.
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Cheebs

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2007, 09:29:21 AM »
burger king lol
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Ichirou

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2007, 09:37:40 AM »
I love the fact that the "G's body double" option has gotten the most votes so far. :rofl
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Bloodwake

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Re: What's the Dark Shake's job?
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2007, 10:10:09 AM »
I picked the "Roger Ebert" option.

Mainly because that's the worst one IMO.
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