Author Topic: The how was your day/pointless announcements thread. (Read 5120 times)

brawndolicious · « **on:** September 02, 2006, 12:35:44 AM »

I was hungry today so I'm boiling some hot dogs.

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:38:24 AM »

I watched a movie on tv called stateside about this guy who was in the army and was a virgin. And as soon as he got out he fucked some schizo actress played by rachael leigh cook.

Awesome movie.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #2 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:40:56 AM »

I put an ad in the "Classifieds":

HANDSUM, SOFISTICADEDEDD MAN SEECKS WOOMEN FOR LONG WACKS IN PARK AN FYNE WINE

Here's hoping it works! (Knock on wood)

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #3 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:43:07 AM »

I worked 10am-7pm.

Vizzys · « **Reply #4 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:43:36 AM »

I just saw a commercial where computer mice were swimming around like sperm in a test tube. Seconds later a beer commercial and then it cut to some cheerleader with huge tits doing jumping jacks.

I think this is more then coincedence.

Vizzys · « **Reply #5 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:44:04 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on September 02, 2006, 12:43:07 AM

I worked 10am-7pm.

Doing what might I implore?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #6 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:45:17 AM »

Willco's taxes, amirite?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #7 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:46:54 AM »

gorging on some great fat sausages. burned my tongue a little.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:47:36 AM »

I woke up at 8 am to take out the dog. Then I passed out and dreamt that my house was floating away in a flood with me in it.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:11:54 AM »

Suffering a sinus infection. Hobbled into a meeting today, said something, hobbled out lol.

Got home and took a 5 hour nap cause of a fever. Up again and feeling ok. Gonna be a long Labor Day Weekend.

Loki · « **Reply #10 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:16:50 AM »

Got a haircut this afternoon, then went shopping for some clothes at the local mall. There was crazy traffic in the area because a pedestrian got hit by a city bus on the main road leading to the mall (the body was still laying there and all). Ran into an old friend from college that I hadn't seen in about 6-7 years in the store -- she now works for Chanel and is in charge of interviewing and training all of their cosmetics personnel in the NY/NJ area; she also said she's worked on some big-name clients like Pharell during the awards shows. There was an absolutely gorgeous girl she was interviewing as I walked past, and we exchanged pleasantries in the midst of my conversation with my friend. I realized after I had walked away that I wanted to get her #, but by the time I came back she was already behind the counter helping customers, and when I returned later after shopping she was gone. Missed opportunity total. She was eyeing me, too. LOKI AM CRY. :'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:17:58 AM »

Do you ever reply with anything less than a paragraph?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #12 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:18:34 AM »

Damn, you do type alot!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #13 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:19:33 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 02, 2006, 01:17:58 AM

Do you ever reply with anything less than a paragraph?

The hot girl part is nice.

Bacon · « **Reply #14 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:20:34 AM »

I worked this morning. I do not have class Fridays.

And people that boil hotdogs are sinners. Who would do such a thing?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #15 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:23:24 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on September 02, 2006, 01:20:34 AM

And people that boil hotdogs are sinners. Who would do such a thing?

I'm hungry.

Loki · « **Reply #16 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:24:39 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 02, 2006, 01:17:58 AM

Do you ever reply with anything less than a paragraph?

$:-\$

Was I supposed to say "got a haircut; went shopping and saw an old friend; missed out on a chance to get a girl's #"? Eh, it's too...blah.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:25:30 AM »

Loki: asking women out while they're at work is a CHALLENGE

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #18 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:25:57 AM »

Quote from: Loki on September 02, 2006, 01:24:39 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 02, 2006, 01:17:58 AM
Do you ever reply with anything less than a paragraph?

$:-\$

Was I supposed to say "got a haircut; went shopping and saw an old friend; missed out on a chance to get a girl's #"? Eh, it's too...blah.

I'm just razzin' you. Your post just stuck out in this thread full of one or two line posts.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #19 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:29:32 AM »

I sold $700 in my first hour at work with a UPT of 2, and I wasn't even supposed to be selling

My manager was totally amazed.

Bacon · « **Reply #20 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:31:08 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 02, 2006, 01:25:30 AM

Loki: asking women out while they're at work is a CHALLENGE

FOR YOU.

Loki · « **Reply #21 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:38:15 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 02, 2006, 01:25:30 AM

Loki: asking women out while they're at work is a CHALLENGE

I agree that strategically it's more difficult in most instances, but in this case I already had an "in", and that's what pisses me off. The times I've approached girls while they were working I've found that the direct approach works best -- of course, it helps to have both irresistable charm and boyish good looks.

Oh God, I sound like robertsan now...

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #22 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:39:03 AM »

I LIKE HITTING ON CHICKS WHEN THEY'RE USING THE BATHROOM. I'M SUAVE LIKE THAT.

Loki · « **Reply #23 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:41:35 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 02, 2006, 01:39:03 AM

I LIKE HITTING ON CHICKS WHEN THEY'RE USING THE BATHROOM. I'M SUAVE LIKE THAT.

See, now even I can't pull that off, and my pimp hand is strong.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #24 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:42:44 AM »

I CAN CRUSH SODA CANS ON MY FACE WITH MY PIMP HAND!!!

Christopher · « **Reply #25 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:43:06 AM »

my day was pretty good.

Bacon · « **Reply #26 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:43:28 AM »

When I want to ask a girl out who is working I say "Hey toots, we're going out this Friday. Here's my number." Then I slap them on the ass and ask for the check.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #27 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:44:20 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on September 02, 2006, 01:43:28 AM

When I want to ask a girl out who is working I say "Hey toots, we're going out this Friday. Here's my number." Then I slap them on the ass and ask for the check.

TEACH ME

Christopher · « **Reply #28 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:44:46 AM »

and in reality that's happened all of 0 times right?

Bacon · « **Reply #29 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:47:22 AM »

You're right. I actually dine and ditch.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #30 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:58:41 AM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #31 on:** September 02, 2006, 03:05:26 AM »

Pluses:
+ short work day
+ had lunch with MAF and TVC-15

Minuses
- spent 2 hours baking in the sun waiting for an emissions test
- drove five hours from Bothell to Clallam Bay while my daughter whined
- got a $122 speeding ticket from a small town pig
- wife is pissed at me, although she seems to be over it now -- thank God I kept my temper in check

I give today a 3.5/10.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #32 on:** September 02, 2006, 03:09:55 AM »

Mondain · « **Reply #33 on:** September 02, 2006, 03:38:06 AM »

Every day is pretty much the same... I'm always peppy and extremely confident now though, even if obviously occasionally frustrated and bitter... enjoying myself tons and chilling out inside this geeky Ali-Baba's cave full of treasures...

As a pointless anecdote, I went out to eat a burger and fries and saw a young woman that looked eerily similar to our own Cloudwalking though... she was with her bf, however...

etiolate · « **Reply #34 on:** September 02, 2006, 03:46:00 AM »

My belt broke last night, it was literally hanging on by two threads. So I went belt shopping at Target, Walmart and Kohl's. I have trouble finding a belt that fits me do to my being skinny. so I had to go to the three stores just to find one my size. I found others that were around my size, in the Young Adult sections, but they were the obnoxious hipster belts with giant buckles.

Now I am debating on getting my haircut.

Mandark · « **Reply #35 on:** September 02, 2006, 04:41:29 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 02, 2006, 01:17:58 AM

Do you ever reply with anything less than a paragraph?

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 02, 2006, 01:18:34 AM

Damn, you do type alot!

Pffft, that ain't nothing. Kids today getting all excited over a paragraph. Now back in my day, Loki would REALLY post. 1,000 words and a dozen smileys minimum. He created his own usergroup with those requirements, and was the only member. Did it all using those winter mittens with the little alligator clips that kept them attached to his coat.

Once he wrote a 7,000 word post on Michael Jordan vis-a-vis the welfare state. With no keyboard. He clicked on a tasteful porn site he had bookmarked, and copy/pasted words as he needed, letters when it didn't have the word he wanted.

The next week he was having a heated discussion with Azih when a storm knocked out his wireless connection. He connected to the internet by attaching a dixie cup to a piece of string and simulating the sound of a dial-up modem. He was so good at it, he wrote seven posts that way.

Tell that to a young person today, and they won't believe you.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #36 on:** September 02, 2006, 04:42:19 AM »

I too am old, Mandark. I will support your story lolz rite.

OLD

Mondain · « **Reply #37 on:** September 02, 2006, 05:14:41 AM »

it's striking that people who actually make substantial posts and scrupulously back up all their claims get singled out for actually making proper forum posts

insolent kids and their non-existent attention spans nowadays...

Vizzys · « **Reply #38 on:** September 02, 2006, 05:19:45 AM »

I'm pretty sure they were joking mondain.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #39 on:** September 02, 2006, 05:36:46 AM »

Today i did a few things

I went to the store
Got a red polo for the game
then went to the fresno state game
also went to the bank and got my girl wet
then later met up with my mom at the game and took her out to dinner and got her to hook up with a young 24 year old
then i came home and got on the net and then called my girl and am currently trying to get her wet again so i can get her on the cam and have her diddling herself for me.

All in all a good day. And i'm drunk as skunk. i'm Hungry though.

Loki · « **Reply #40 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:59:00 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on September 02, 2006, 04:41:29 AM

Pffft, that ain't nothing. Kids today getting all excited over a paragraph. Now back in my day, Loki would REALLY post. 1,000 words and a dozen smileys minimum. He created his own usergroup with those requirements, and was the only member. Did it all using those winter mittens with the little alligator clips that kept them attached to his coat.

Once he wrote a 7,000 word post on Michael Jordan vis-a-vis the welfare state. With no keyboard. He clicked on a tasteful porn site he had bookmarked, and copy/pasted words as he needed, letters when it didn't have the word he wanted.

The next week he was having a heated discussion with Azih when a storm knocked out his wireless connection. He connected to the internet by attaching a dixie cup to a piece of string and simulating the sound of a dial-up modem. He was so good at it, he wrote seven posts that way.

Tell that to a young person today, and they won't believe you.

Yeah, those days are pretty much behind me.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #41 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:01:42 PM »

Damn when i'm drunk drunk i am loose as hell today i'm gonna chill out go see crank later today and then go for a ride.

Cyanista · « **Reply #42 on:** September 02, 2006, 02:58:43 PM »

I'm announcing that the one-line post commandos should not be criticizing anyone for typing up a decent paragraph? Loki can form a lucid thought. Let him, and watch.

morphix · « **Reply #43 on:** September 02, 2006, 03:23:13 PM »

I met a new girl today. Her name is Sarah, she is a English Major and only 19yrs old. I am becoming a dirty old man

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #44 on:** September 02, 2006, 03:25:57 PM »

How old are you anyway?

morphix · « **Reply #45 on:** September 02, 2006, 03:27:06 PM »

I'll be 28 this month

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #46 on:** September 02, 2006, 03:34:02 PM »

Quote from: Mondain on September 02, 2006, 05:14:41 AM

it's striking that people who actually make substantial posts and scrupulously back up all their claims get singled out for actually making proper forum posts

insolent kids and their non-existent attention spans nowadays...

LOLZ SHUTUP FAGGIT

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #47 on:** September 02, 2006, 03:37:57 PM »

LOLZ UR OLDER THAN ME

brawndolicious · « **Reply #48 on:** September 02, 2006, 05:41:35 PM »

I just woke up. Nobody's home. I'm gonna go eat food.

Loki · « **Reply #49 on:** September 02, 2006, 05:51:07 PM »

It's been miserable all day here in Brooklyn. Torrential rain and constant 50-60 mph wind gusts. I wanted to go out later tonight, but this weather just puts you in that blah mood -- I may just stay in and play Super Metroid or Yoshi's Island after I work out.

I guess I'll see if the shitty weather subsides by 8-9ish before I decide.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #50 on:** September 02, 2006, 06:01:38 PM »

I read on the john today.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #51 on:** September 02, 2006, 06:03:04 PM »

dorksnet.org was hacked with something racist today.

Vizzys · « **Reply #52 on:** September 02, 2006, 06:05:30 PM »

"Welcome to the WB distinguished black fellows!"

Wonder who did that.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #53 on:** September 03, 2006, 12:38:42 AM »

I can't believe I just slept all day. fuck me.

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Author Topic: The how was your day/pointless announcements thread. (Read 5120 times)