Aries (AKA Cheebs and Phoenix Dark), that's fucking it. I'm finding your goddamn phone number and calling you up, possibly when you least expect it.
"My number is unlisted."
I have ways of finding out.
"Please don't."
Aries, you shouldn't lie to people over the internet.
"My mom might pick up the phone."
Good. I'll tell her what a bad boy you've been.