Author Topic: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore? (Read 2704 times)

Christopher · « **on:** April 30, 2007, 07:27:57 PM »

I can make it happen...

FatalT · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:31:19 PM »

Keep in mind you'll always remember your first. Do you want to constantly think about that $5 whore you banged in the back of your car?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:34:48 PM »

Explain plz

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:35:33 PM »

This is a dilema all virgins must go through (post 20). Cajole should just visit some online community that hosts older virgins and lose it that way or just hook up with some drunk chick. Either way, you'll be ok!

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:36:11 PM »

Quote from: FatalT on April 30, 2007, 07:31:19 PM

Keep in mind you'll always remember your first. Do you want to constantly think about that $5 whore you banged in the back of your car?

You never want to remember your first time. It's pretty much universally embarrassing for all involved parties. I say do it with a whore and get it out of the way.

Christopher · « **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:37:22 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on April 30, 2007, 07:34:48 PM

Explain plz

well I'm not 100% sure it would work, but I know a few girls who are pretty open - and if Cajole has like .1% game he could work into the panties...do you have that much game Jole...JOLE?

Yeti · « **Reply #6 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:46:42 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:35:33 PM

This is a dilema all virgins must go through (post 20). Cajole should just visit some online community that hosts older virgins and lose it that way or just hook up with some drunk chick. Either way, you'll be ok!

wtf?!?!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:48:00 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on April 30, 2007, 07:46:42 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:35:33 PM

This is a dilema all virgins must go through (post 20). Cajole should just visit some online community that hosts older virgins and lose it that way or just hook up with some drunk chick. Either way, you'll be ok!

wtf?!?!

There HAS to be a community like that out there

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:50:33 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:48:00 PM

Quote from: Yeti on April 30, 2007, 07:46:42 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:35:33 PM

This is a dilema all virgins must go through (post 20). Cajole should just visit some online community that hosts older virgins and lose it that way or just hook up with some drunk chick. Either way, you'll be ok!

wtf?!?!

There HAS to be a community like that out there

If there was I would have found it by now

Vizzys · « **Reply #9 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:50:46 PM »

its called neogaf

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:51:01 PM »

Quote from: Viz on April 30, 2007, 07:50:46 PM

its called neogaf

Zing Zang!

Vizzys · « **Reply #11 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:51:29 PM »

sick burn

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:53:29 PM »

I remember one time on GAF there was this chick who said she'd have sex with a virgin in NY lol. I PMed her and begged her to come to Michigan

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #13 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:53:49 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on April 30, 2007, 07:50:33 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:48:00 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 30, 2007, 07:46:42 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:35:33 PM

This is a dilema all virgins must go through (post 20). Cajole should just visit some online community that hosts older virgins and lose it that way or just hook up with some drunk chick. Either way, you'll be ok!

wtf?!?!

There HAS to be a community like that out there

If there was I would have found it by now

I thought you were like 19?

What else have you lied about lying to us about?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:54:41 PM »

I'm 20

FatalT · « **Reply #15 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:56:17 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 30, 2007, 07:36:11 PM

You never want to remember your first time. It's pretty much universally embarrassing for all involved parties. I say do it with a whore and get it out of the way.

Good point, good point. I'll keep your advice in mind and keep a constant watch on street corners.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #16 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:57:08 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on April 30, 2007, 07:54:41 PM

I'm 20

really, I could have swore.

Why don't you check your post history and look...
oh, that's right.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

just messin with ya man.

[close]

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #17 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:58:07 PM »

Just don't hittup the ones that look malnourished and/or look dehydrated. Last thing you need is to bump some chick thats currently on a meth bend.

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:59:03 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:58:07 PM

Just don't hittup the ones that look malnourished and/or look dehydrated. Last thing you need is to bump some chick thats currently on a meth bend.

Like Roxy.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #19 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:01:21 PM »

To Bz, thats normal ol' Roxy. To everyone else, shes a meth addicted hurricane who killed someone in a methadone clinic.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:03:56 PM »

I contacted a chick on Craigslist and I think she was real. Emailed her a few times but she stopped responding after awhile. Basically I was trying to negotiate over her $70 for 30min "deal"

$:-\$

Yeti · « **Reply #21 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:22:41 PM »

That's not too bad, about the cost of one day at an amusement park.

Nick · « **Reply #22 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:23:44 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 30, 2007, 07:36:11 PM

Quote from: FatalT on April 30, 2007, 07:31:19 PM
Keep in mind you'll always remember your first. Do you want to constantly think about that $5 whore you banged in the back of your car?

You never want to remember your first time. It's pretty much universally embarrassing for all involved parties. I say do it with a whore and get it out of the way.

Mine was so, so awesome. I really judge every guy I'm ever with on my first. I guess I was just spoiled.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:24:48 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on April 30, 2007, 07:53:29 PM

I remember one time on GAF there was this chick who said she'd have sex with a virgin in NY lol. I PMed her and begged her to come to Michigan

Wait WHAT?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:29:21 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 30, 2007, 08:24:48 PM

Quote from: Michelle on April 30, 2007, 07:53:29 PM
I remember one time on GAF there was this chick who said she'd have sex with a virgin in NY lol. I PMed her and begged her to come to Michigan

Wait WHAT?

You don't remember?

I think she was joking but it indeed did happen

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #25 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:38:49 PM »

Set up for a cheeseburger surprise

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #26 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:41:22 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 08:01:21 PM

To Bz, thats normal ol' Roxy. To everyone else, shes a meth addicted hurricane who killed someone in a methadone clinic.

OH FUCK YOU BLUE

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #27 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:42:03 PM »

Quote from: G on April 30, 2007, 08:41:22 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 08:01:21 PM
To Bz, thats normal ol' Roxy. To everyone else, shes a meth addicted hurricane who killed someone in a methadone clinic.

OH FUCK YOU BLUE

I'm just jokin Mr.Lova lova

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:42:34 PM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #29 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:44:02 PM »

Its McLovin motherfucker

I love that damn girl though.

TVC I love you too.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #30 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:45:51 PM »

Quote from: Nick on April 30, 2007, 08:23:44 PM

Mine was so, so awesome. I really judge every guy I'm ever with on my first. I guess I was just spoiled.

sometimes I think fegs just really know what's up more than us straighties could ever know

but yunno Nick, you could've just been pummeled by a man with no interest in anything but your butthole. luckily, the odds worked in your favor.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #31 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:09:41 PM »

I thought you meant actual whore.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #32 on:** April 30, 2007, 11:48:18 PM »

Quote from: FatalT on April 30, 2007, 07:31:19 PM

Keep in mind you'll always remember your first. Do you want to constantly think about that $5 whore you banged in the back of your car?

Agreed.

Beezy · « **Reply #33 on:** May 01, 2007, 12:00:12 AM »

Nope, not even if she was blasian.

Bacon · « **Reply #34 on:** May 01, 2007, 12:11:35 AM »

I hope my first time won't be embarrassing.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #35 on:** May 01, 2007, 12:15:27 AM »

Oh, it will be.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** May 01, 2007, 12:29:53 AM »

Wouldn't matter if you were desperate enough and she looked healthy

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** May 01, 2007, 12:32:44 AM »

Didn't one of the gaffers claim losing it to a whore fucked up his entire sex life? his name started with a "pha" I think.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #38 on:** May 01, 2007, 01:02:52 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on May 01, 2007, 12:11:35 AM

I hope my first time won't be embarrassing.

I agree with this:

Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 01, 2007, 12:15:27 AM

Oh, it will be.

So you should be comfortable enough with the person you're with that it won't matter that it's awkward and painful and stuff.

Ichirou · « **Reply #39 on:** May 01, 2007, 01:08:55 AM »

Quote from: G on April 30, 2007, 08:44:02 PM

Its McLovin motherfucker I love that damn girl though.

TVC I love you too.

You eat what you love. You love what you eat. You are what you eat. G is wearing Roxy skin suit as we speak.

Bacon · « **Reply #40 on:** May 01, 2007, 01:12:58 AM »

I just hope she doesn't get offended when I cum inside of her.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #41 on:** May 01, 2007, 01:13:12 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 01, 2007, 01:02:52 AM

Quote from: Bacon on May 01, 2007, 12:11:35 AM
I hope my first time won't be embarrassing.

I agree with this:
Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 01, 2007, 12:15:27 AM
Oh, it will be.

So you should be comfortable enough with the person you're with that it won't matter that it's awkward and painful and stuff.

I know. That's what I'm trying to do, nikki.

Error Macro · « **Reply #42 on:** May 01, 2007, 01:51:17 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:35:33 PM

This is a dilema all virgins must go through (post 20).

I have never given that any serious consideration. If you're talking about an actual whore that is. Sluts are kinda a turnoff also. Fuck it, I'm going asexual.

etiolate · « **Reply #43 on:** May 01, 2007, 01:55:35 AM »

using hookers is cheating!

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #44 on:** May 01, 2007, 01:59:21 AM »

I lost it to some skank. I have no regrets. Just get the ball rolling

Mupepe · « **Reply #45 on:** May 01, 2007, 01:59:43 AM »

i did lose my virginity to a whore/skank. same thing right?

Cyanista · « **Reply #46 on:** May 01, 2007, 02:00:38 AM »

No. Did you pay? If not, she was just a tramp.

Mupepe · « **Reply #47 on:** May 01, 2007, 02:09:24 AM »

Quote from: Cyanista on May 01, 2007, 02:00:38 AM

No. Did you pay? If not, she was just a tramp.

well i'm not talking about in that sense. i'm talking about in the pride sense.

i mean, anyone can get laid if they really want it. they just have to consume x amount of alcohol or lower their standards or pay blackmage's mom. i decided to consume x amount of alcohol and lower my standards at the same time. boy howdy was it worth it.

Yeti · « **Reply #48 on:** May 01, 2007, 02:49:06 AM »

If you want to go down that road, and if you really want to split hairs, you could always consider it the first time you had sex, and then you could have a separate first time you made love.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #49 on:** May 01, 2007, 03:04:07 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on May 01, 2007, 02:49:06 AM

If you want to go down that road, and if you really want to split hairs, you could always consider it the first time you had sex, and then you could have a separate first time you made love.

I know people who do that. I think it's unfortunate that it comes down to that sometimes, but I also have a friend who was raped and she was a virgin before that.

TVC15 · « **Reply #50 on:** May 01, 2007, 03:07:18 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 01, 2007, 03:04:07 AM

Quote from: Yeti on May 01, 2007, 02:49:06 AM
If you want to go down that road, and if you really want to split hairs, you could always consider it the first time you had sex, and then you could have a separate first time you made love.

I know people who do that. I think it's unfortunate that it comes down to that sometimes, but I also have a friend who was raped and she was a virgin before that.

It's a little different for guys, honestly. I can understand chicks wanting to save themselves for someone special, but dudes will pretty much invariably go off like a bellagio within 2 minutes of contact on their first time, leaving the woman saying, "That's it?"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #51 on:** May 01, 2007, 03:08:25 AM »

Yeah right. I'll be going for at least 5 minutes

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #52 on:** May 01, 2007, 03:11:40 AM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 01, 2007, 03:08:25 AM

Yeah right. I'll be going for at least 5 minutes

Can you still keep it up if your 160lb white girl/cow comments that you're so small for a black guy?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #53 on:** May 01, 2007, 03:13:53 AM »

Rapists/Child Molesters =

+ me with gun + bags of lime + car/shovel/full tank of gas = long drive to the middle of no where + one bullet + 6 by 3 foot hole a few feet down = no more Rapists/Child Molester.

Its too late to protect the person I love sadly. But as god as my witness, someone touches my kids you'll hear about me on the news if its sloppy and if all goes well life will just go on.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #54 on:** May 01, 2007, 03:15:17 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 01, 2007, 03:11:40 AM

Quote from: Michelle on May 01, 2007, 03:08:25 AM
Yeah right. I'll be going for at least 5 minutes

Can you still keep it up if your 160lb white girl/cow comments that you're so small for a black guy?

I don't like you.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #55 on:** May 01, 2007, 03:17:14 AM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 01, 2007, 03:15:17 AM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 01, 2007, 03:11:40 AM
Quote from: Michelle on May 01, 2007, 03:08:25 AM
Yeah right. I'll be going for at least 5 minutes

Can you still keep it up if your 160lb white girl/cow comments that you're so small for a black guy?

I don't like you.

Just kidding, bro. Everyone gave you props for taking it in stride so I thought you could handle it. Besides, small by black standards is still pretty huge, amirite?

xnikki118x · « **Reply #56 on:** May 01, 2007, 03:36:14 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 01, 2007, 03:07:18 AM

It's a little different for guys, honestly. I can understand chicks wanting to save themselves for someone special, but dudes will pretty much invariably go off like a bellagio within 2 minutes of contact on their first time, leaving the woman saying, "That's it?"

...or leaving the woman thinking "thank god it's over because it hurt so bad."

Quote from: G on May 01, 2007, 03:13:53 AM

Rapists/Child Molesters = + me with gun + bags of lime + car/shovel/full tank of gas = long drive to the middle of no where + one bullet + 6 by 3 foot hole a few feet down = no more Rapists/Child Molester.

I'd help ya dig the graves.

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