Author Topic: I love Paris Hilton. (Read 1481 times)

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:13:54 PM »

she has very large hands.

FatalT · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:14:10 PM »

What "hot" gadget is she sporting this time? I remember laughing at her for having a PSP or something a while back.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:16:17 PM »

Disgusting

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:22:59 PM »

if she didn't have herpes, i'd totally do her

Beezy · « **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:37:23 PM »

She's ugly. She's not sexy either. Basically, she's a worthless slut.

etiolate · « **Reply #6 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:38:30 PM »

Is she wearing snow goggles in pasadena?

xnikki118x · « **Reply #7 on:** April 30, 2007, 11:36:54 PM »

I have this picture of her wearing a shirt that says "THATS HOT" on the front and "YOUR NOT" on the back. It makes me wanna take a Sharpie to it...

Yeti · « **Reply #8 on:** April 30, 2007, 11:39:32 PM »

Both her personality and her looks are a turn-off for me.

Powerslave · « **Reply #9 on:** May 01, 2007, 07:37:10 AM »

I hated her but after I saw the recent boob-job pics I was impressed.

She looks so hot in this pic. Could also be the fact that she doesn't pull that shitface she always does.

etiolate · « **Reply #10 on:** May 01, 2007, 07:41:54 AM »

When the best part of you is made in a factory, it's time to end it all.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #11 on:** May 01, 2007, 08:56:39 AM »

Shuri · « **Reply #12 on:** May 01, 2007, 11:43:20 AM »

she gives terrible blowjobs.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #13 on:** May 01, 2007, 11:48:47 AM »

Quote from: Shuri on May 01, 2007, 11:43:20 AM

she gives terrible blowjobs.

lol, u have AIDS now

Beezy · « **Reply #14 on:** May 01, 2007, 01:36:48 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on May 01, 2007, 07:41:54 AM

When the best part of you is made in a factory, it's time to end it all.

Basically.

drozmight · « **Reply #15 on:** May 01, 2007, 02:43:22 PM »

Whatever, I'd do her.

Nick · « **Reply #16 on:** May 04, 2007, 08:38:31 PM »

GOOD LUCK IN JAIL PARIS I'LL MISS YOU

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** May 04, 2007, 08:44:26 PM »

Quote from: Nick on May 04, 2007, 08:38:31 PM

GOOD LUCK IN JAIL PARIS I'LL MISS YOU

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** May 04, 2007, 08:47:59 PM »

She's going to jail for 45 days because she broke probation.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** May 04, 2007, 08:51:26 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 04, 2007, 08:47:59 PM

She's going to jail for 45 days because she broke probation.

probation for drugs or what?

whiteACID · « **Reply #20 on:** May 04, 2007, 08:51:41 PM »

thats awesome

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** May 04, 2007, 08:51:53 PM »

I'd do her, in all honesty. I've got standards, no doubt but that skanky blondness that she exudes makes me randy.

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 04, 2007, 08:51:26 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 04, 2007, 08:47:59 PM
She's going to jail for 45 days because she broke probation.

probation for drugs or what?

I think she was speeding at one point, was told not to drive. Was seen driving a few weeks down the line. Shes done that a few times and possibly a DUI. Basically this time was the last straw, bitch is going to Attica

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 04, 2007, 08:55:41 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 04, 2007, 08:51:53 PM

I'd do her, in all honesty. I've got standards, no doubt but that skanky blondness that she exudes makes me randy.

She has herpes, dude.

Also, they should send her to Oz.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #23 on:** May 04, 2007, 09:00:29 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 08:55:41 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 04, 2007, 08:51:53 PM
I'd do her, in all honesty. I've got standards, no doubt but that skanky blondness that she exudes makes me randy.

She has herpes, dude.

Also, they should send her to Oz.

I keep forgeting about the herps. Well, I would do post-herps Paris, now its definitely a no-go

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** May 04, 2007, 09:10:04 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 04, 2007, 09:00:29 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 08:55:41 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 04, 2007, 08:51:53 PM
I'd do her, in all honesty. I've got standards, no doubt but that skanky blondness that she exudes makes me randy.

She has herpes, dude.

Also, they should send her to Oz.

I keep forgeting about the herps. Well, I would do post-herps Paris, now its definitely a no-go

i can imagine it now. You'd pull back your head after going down on her, your mouth covered in she-goo, and the skin around your mouth just starts bubbling and melting. You try to say the words "shit I forgot about the herpes," but it's all in vain because your jaw falls off and breaks on the floor, teeth skattering like herped up skittles. There's no valtrex for that, man.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25 on:** May 04, 2007, 09:15:58 PM »

$:-\$

Raiders of the Lost Ark comes to mind. I don't want to melt like those dirty Nazi's

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** May 04, 2007, 09:18:47 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 04, 2007, 09:15:58 PM

$:-\$

Raiders of the Lost Ark comes to mind. I don't want to melt like those dirty Nazi's

Paris is what was really in the ark?

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** May 04, 2007, 09:18:54 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #28 on:** May 04, 2007, 09:58:28 PM »

Fucken herpes....ahhhhhhhhhh!

*face melts*

Beezy · « **Reply #29 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:20:18 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 09:10:04 PM

i can imagine it now. You'd pull back your head after going down on her, your mouth covered in she-goo, and the skin around your mouth just starts bubbling and melting. You try to say the words "shit I forgot about the herpes," but it's all in vain because your jaw falls off and breaks on the floor, teeth skattering like herped up skittles. There's no valtrex for that, man.

Cyanista · « **Reply #30 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:23:09 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 09:10:04 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 04, 2007, 09:00:29 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 08:55:41 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 04, 2007, 08:51:53 PM
I'd do her, in all honesty. I've got standards, no doubt but that skanky blondness that she exudes makes me randy.

She has herpes, dude.

Also, they should send her to Oz.

I keep forgeting about the herps. Well, I would do post-herps Paris, now its definitely a no-go

i can imagine it now. You'd pull back your head after going down on her, your mouth covered in she-goo, and the skin around your mouth just starts bubbling and melting. You try to say the words "shit I forgot about the herpes," but it's all in vain because your jaw falls off and breaks on the floor, teeth skattering like herped up skittles. There's no valtrex for that, man.

omg

herped up skittles

omg

etiolate · « **Reply #31 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:50:17 PM »

She'll make a wonderful fifi.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:54:11 PM »

I wouldn't touch her.

Yeti · « **Reply #33 on:** May 04, 2007, 11:12:11 PM »

How do you shank a skeleton? I hope the other inmates are more resourceful than I am.

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Author Topic: I love Paris Hilton. (Read 1481 times)