Author Topic: I hate when people ask for my sign (Read 1318 times)

etiolate · « **on:** April 30, 2007, 09:27:04 PM »

Astrology is stupid. I hate when people ask for my sign, I tell them, they try to rationalize some random word and trait to me, then ask for more info because it doesn't make sense, then keep going on until they have every base covered. Why do they not just hink "perhaps this shit I'm doing is ridiculous?". I can apply the same trait diagram to clothes colors and be just as successful.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:28:40 PM »

what's yer sign

Cyanista · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:31:50 PM »

I only like my sign because it shares a name with a flesh-eating disease.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:33:16 PM »

CANCER!!!! really though some people fit their signs so damn well.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:33:55 PM »

I'm a Leo. I rock.

Nick · « **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:34:42 PM »

God, I *totally* know how the OP feels. I get this shit ALL the time and it always gets me worked up.

Astrology is for homos. Don't believe it. Don't ask about it. Don't be friends with people who enjoy this load.

max_cool · « **Reply #6 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:36:54 PM »

CANCERS UNITE!

We shall kill them all, one loved one at a time!!!

etiolate · « **Reply #7 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:39:18 PM »

Well of course yuo're all cancerous. We're talking abotu astrology here though!

Beezy · « **Reply #8 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:39:41 PM »

Aquarius here.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #9 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:40:12 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 30, 2007, 09:33:55 PM

I'm a Leo. I rock.

Yes we do indeed.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:41:57 PM »

Don't know and don't care. I was born in Feb. 1987

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:48:31 PM »

i don't even know what this shit means. i just know some of the coolest people i know are leos.

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #12 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:50:57 PM »

This isn't about gang signs?

etiolate · « **Reply #13 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:54:59 PM »

Next time a girl says "there must be a water sign in you" I'm going to drop trow and give her a water sign.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:02:01 PM »

Librans are best. Truth and Justice. Unf fuck yeah

etiolate · « **Reply #15 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:03:05 PM »

My sign is THUNDERCATS!

Christopher · « **Reply #16 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:05:14 PM »

EARTH!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #17 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:05:23 PM »

Quote from: Scurvy Stan on April 30, 2007, 09:50:57 PM

This isn't about gang signs?

Quote from: Christopher on April 30, 2007, 10:05:14 PM

EARTH!

WIND!

Christopher · « **Reply #18 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:06:08 PM »

WATER!

etiolate · « **Reply #19 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:06:45 PM »

HEART!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #20 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:08:11 PM »

*runs up*

FIRE?!

*Captain Planet explodes out of my ass*

Christopher · « **Reply #21 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:12:07 PM »

by your powers combined I am!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

ROXY

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:14:50 PM »

Captain Negro. Hes our Hero. He macs white chics when they've lost their keys yo!

Christopher · « **Reply #23 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:16:10 PM »

oh fuck you

mikesphat · « **Reply #24 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:18:22 PM »

Some girl with psychic powers, she said "T-bone, what's your
sign"
I blink and answer "Neon," I thought I'd blow her mind.
She's reading Moby Dick, by some fruitcake named Herman.
She's chomping of some knockwurst
Are the [indeciperable] really German?
You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
Is this really Butte, Montana or just existential blues?

Really Butte, Montana... is as plain as heebie-jeebies...
Is it schizoid paranoia....

la-la-la-la-la-la-la

EXISTENTIAL BLUES!

Beezy · « **Reply #25 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:18:29 PM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #26 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:43:25 PM »

What the fuck kinda hippy women do you hit on etoilet?

Yeti · « **Reply #27 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:44:14 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 10:08:11 PM

*runs up*

FIRE?!

*Captain Planet explodes out of my ass*

You can't have wind AND fire, I demand you give me one of those.

etiolate · « **Reply #28 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:49:41 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on April 30, 2007, 10:43:25 PM

What the fuck kinda hippy women do you hit on etoilet?

When you look like john lennon, hippy women hit on you.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #29 on:** April 30, 2007, 11:09:45 PM »

oh yeah, i forgot, get new glasses and cut yer hair YA HIPPIE

xnikki118x · « **Reply #30 on:** April 30, 2007, 11:30:48 PM »

When someone actually asks my sign, which is rare, I respond with:

Scorpio. RAWR *claws out*

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Author Topic: I hate when people ask for my sign (Read 1318 times)