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demi

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Jaffe cries because his game SUCKS
« on: May 01, 2007, 07:28:53 PM »
http://criminalcrackdown.blogspot.com/

Big LOL at the main reason why God of War is a TURD while God of War II destroys it. No sympathy here. Hack.
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Himu

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Re: Jaffe cries because his game SUCKS
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2007, 07:38:43 PM »
David Jaffe is a taco.
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Re: Jaffe cries because his game SUCKS
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2007, 07:39:10 PM »
who is this man?  
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Himu

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Re: Jaffe cries because his game SUCKS
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2007, 07:39:59 PM »
Quote from: Christopher on May 01, 2007, 07:39:10 PM
who is this man? 

director for god of war 1, twisted metal, a couple of other things
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Re: Jaffe cries because his game SUCKS
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2007, 07:49:59 PM »
Quote from: Molotov Cocktease on May 01, 2007, 07:38:43 PM
David Jaffe is a taco.

That's something David Jaffe would say. So juvenile.
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Himu

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Re: Jaffe cries because his game SUCKS
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2007, 07:50:28 PM »
Is GoW2 really that good? Because I thought the first game was okay.
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Re: Jaffe cries because his game SUCKS
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2007, 07:51:27 PM »
The sequel is phenomenal in every way. Barlog slapped Jaffe down. Jaffe found huddled in the corner making chintzy PSN titles.
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Himu

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Re: Jaffe cries because his game SUCKS
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2007, 07:53:07 PM »
Quote from: Billy Rygar on May 01, 2007, 07:51:00 PM
It ups the QTEs by like a million.  You'd love it.

...How do you know my love?  :-[
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Smooth Groove

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Re: Jaffe cries because his game SUCKS
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2007, 08:19:26 PM »
Quote from: Dick Frost on May 01, 2007, 07:51:27 PM
The sequel is phenomenal in every way. Barlog slapped Jaffe down. Jaffe found huddled in the corner making chintzy PSN titles.

But isn't it always easier to improve on someone else's idea?  Isn't that why Americans don't give Japan that much respect for the stuff that they make?  I agree that GOW2 is a better game but GOW1 was better in some ways such as story.  But of course, some people don't give a crap about the story in a game. 
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Bacon

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Re: Jaffe cries because his game SUCKS
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2007, 08:22:47 PM »
Jaffe is a total queer.
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demi

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Re: Jaffe cries because his game SUCKS
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2007, 08:27:21 PM »
Quote from: Christopher on May 01, 2007, 07:39:10 PM
who is this man?  

You are a sony boy but no clue who Jaffe is? I think this is where I make a PS3 joke about having no games to play.
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Mana Knight

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Re: Jaffe cries because his game SUCKS
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2007, 08:56:12 PM »
Jaffe was telling the truth.  Gamespot is filled with a bunch of Wii60 fanboys who tried to review the game like it was some full priced game on retail and not some $10 download. 

I can't wait to download Calling All Cars myself because it looks to be the best download on ANY platform.
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Re: Jaffe cries because his game SUCKS
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2007, 09:02:08 PM »
I'm actually kind of excited to see an "esteemed" director take on the small/conscise downloadable game genre and seeing what they can do with it...
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Smooth Groove

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Re: Jaffe cries because his game SUCKS
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2007, 09:25:41 PM »
Quote from: Mana Knight on May 01, 2007, 08:56:12 PM
Jaffe was telling the truth.  Gamespot is filled with a bunch of Wii60 fanboys who tried to review the game like it was some full priced game on retail and not some $10 download. 

I can't wait to download Calling All Cars myself because it looks to be the best download on ANY platform.

Are you the guy on Gaf that wanted to report EB to Sony because they were offering PSP for DS deals?
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The Sceneman

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Re: Jaffe cries because his game SUCKS
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2007, 09:29:43 PM »
He is!
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Re: Jaffe cries because his game SUCKS
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2007, 10:07:03 PM »
GoW was alright.  GoW2 from what I've played is pretty amazing.

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« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2007, 11:20:31 PM »
Gaming industry ppl are so awesome.

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And by awesome I mean total fucking tools.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Jaffe cries because his game SUCKS
« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2007, 11:49:41 PM »
DAVID LOSERAFFE
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Jaffe cries because his game SUCKS
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2007, 08:48:20 PM »
David Jaffe goes from being awesome to a complete asshat in light speed. Way to act like a pussy ass bitch because omg someone has a different opinion on your average PSin title. He'll probably never make a good game again.

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