Author Topic: My underarms smell... (Read 2707 times)

omg_lemurs · « **on:** May 02, 2007, 02:56:42 AM »

Like lilacs

Being clean is fun. Who wants to sleep in their own filth besides Willco? Let me tell you there's no better feeling than having just got out of the shower and being 90% dry and clean feeling.

But I have a question for dudes.

Do you use shampoo and bodywash or soap that smells flowery and well... feminine? Do you not care or do you go out of your way to buy stuff that has a guy smell?

Bacon · « **Reply #1 on:** May 02, 2007, 02:58:08 AM »

I use Bath and Body Works products fairly frequently.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** May 02, 2007, 02:58:31 AM »

I prefer not smelling like ANYTHING so I generally pick neutral smelling soaps and deoderants. I don't like scented deoderants cause theyre basically a big ol signal to people that SOMEONE AM NERVOUS.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** May 02, 2007, 02:59:45 AM »

I know what that 10% of you thats always wet and dirty is

spoiler (click to show/hide)

OK, that sounded creepy, sorry, lol.

[close]

Also I like smelling like a flower.

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:00:00 AM »

I love smelly stuff. Who wants to be a neutral ned? Nobody.

Catz · « **Reply #5 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:00:32 AM »

http://www.coolnurse.com/puberty.htm

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:01:54 AM »

I fucking LOVE being a neutral ned DEMI HOW BOUT U FUCK OFF

Beezy · « **Reply #7 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:02:20 AM »

Dove is my soap of choice. I use whatever shampoo that my mother buys for everyone in the house to use.

Quote from: Catz on May 02, 2007, 03:00:32 AM

http://www.coolnurse.com/puberty.htm

Uh oh.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #8 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:04:18 AM »

I have to say Catz. I applaud you for posting something so utterly pointless that I am at a complete and total loss as to how I should respond to it. You've left me speechless. Bravo. Now go away. I asked you to stop bothering me here.

Natural guy smell can be good. I love the smell of guys I'm attracted to if I'm ever close enough to smell them like via hugs and whatnot.

I hope that doesn't seem weird.

But yeah.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:05:35 AM »

Quote

I have to say Catz. I applaud you for posting something so utterly pointless

You started it.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #10 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:08:20 AM »

Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 02, 2007, 03:05:35 AM

Quote
I have to say Catz. I applaud you for posting something so utterly pointless

You started it.

I had a legitimate question that was put into context. Catz just posted something about puberty without any explanation or anything. If you reach a little bit you can make a tiny bit of sense out of it, otherwise it's just kind of... there.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:08:50 AM »

Its an internet forum, not the UN. Get over yourself kiddo.

Bacon · « **Reply #12 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:10:40 AM »

I enjoy the natural scent of my balls.

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:11:28 AM »

GROSS

I like smelling my hand too after a nice scratch.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #14 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:12:19 AM »

Now THAT is vile.

Bacon · « **Reply #15 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:13:35 AM »

My balls don't smell bad (well not all the time). It's actually pretty pleasant.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #16 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:13:50 AM »

I find it funny that someone is bitching about someone else posting something pointless when they just created a thread discussing how good their armpits smell.

On that note, does anyone want to smell my armpits?

Candyflip · « **Reply #17 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:15:23 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on May 02, 2007, 03:10:40 AM

I enjoy the natural scent of my balls.

And here I thought that was weird.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #18 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:15:45 AM »

Actually I was just using that as a lead-in to my guys smelling like flowers question.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:18:10 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on May 02, 2007, 03:13:50 AM

I find it funny that someone is bitching about someone else posting something pointless when they just created a thread discussing how good their armpits smell.

On that note, does anyone want to smell my armpits?

YOU ARE LATE BLOODY! I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE! OWNED

Bloodwake · « **Reply #20 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:19:07 AM »

*tips hat to MAF*

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:20:03 AM »

*flex*

Beezy · « **Reply #22 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:22:50 AM »

Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 02, 2007, 03:20:03 AM

*flex*

Funkmaster?

Catz · « **Reply #23 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:26:14 AM »

Of course it's relevant! You stated that your underarms smelled, so I offered a link as an explanation for why. It's a very helpful read. Click on "body odor" for more details.

Oh and Dove deoderant is great. I personally like radiant silk and original clean scents.

demi · « **Reply #24 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:27:38 AM »

Do you have a preferred douche?

Catz · « **Reply #25 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:28:29 AM »

Quote from: Dick Frost on May 02, 2007, 03:27:38 AM

Do you have a preferred douche?

Yes, it's Demi brand.

Catz · « **Reply #26 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:28:47 AM »

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #27 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:29:15 AM »

Quote from: Catz on May 02, 2007, 03:26:14 AM

Of course it's relevant! You stated that your underarms smelled, so I offered a link as an explanation for why. It's a very helpful read. Click on "body odor" for more details.

Oh and Dove deoderant is great. I personally like radiant silk and original clean scents.

Leave me alone.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:29:23 AM »

Quote from: Catz on May 02, 2007, 03:28:29 AM

Quote from: Dick Frost on May 02, 2007, 03:27:38 AM
Do you have a preferred douche?

Yes, it's Demi brand.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:29:51 AM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on May 02, 2007, 03:29:15 AM

Quote from: Catz on May 02, 2007, 03:26:14 AM
Of course it's relevant! You stated that your underarms smelled, so I offered a link as an explanation for why. It's a very helpful read. Click on "body odor" for more details.

Oh and Dove deoderant is great. I personally like radiant silk and original clean scents.

Leave me alone.

Jesus shut up, you brought it on your self.

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:33:18 AM »

Quote from: Catz on May 02, 2007, 03:28:29 AM

Quote from: Dick Frost on May 02, 2007, 03:27:38 AM
Do you have a preferred douche?

Yes, it's Demi brand.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #31 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:36:42 AM »

By the power of Greyskull...

Catz · « **Reply #32 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:36:48 AM »

Demi, I'm getting my router in the mail tomorrow. Get ready to show me your pokemons!

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #33 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:41:49 AM »

I shower in the morning, so I'm always kinda blah at the end of the night.

It's better than sleeping on wet hair or what have you though, because I'd wake up looking like a wild-haired hobo.

demi · « **Reply #34 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:41:55 AM »

Ok, I've got a couple lined up for you. I think.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:15:50 AM »

This thread needs more Frosting

Ichirou · « **Reply #36 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:48:10 AM »

I have a brand of deodorant I like, and I'll go out of my way to buy it even if it's more expensive than other store brands. With soap, I don't really care, though, as long as it works. Ditto shampoo and conditioner.

Powerslave · « **Reply #37 on:** May 02, 2007, 09:08:50 AM »

I use this:

It's smells very feminine and I like it

whiteACID · « **Reply #38 on:** May 02, 2007, 10:10:16 AM »

Quote from: Catz on May 02, 2007, 03:26:14 AM

Of course it's relevant! You stated that your underarms smelled, so I offered a link as an explanation for why. It's a very helpful read. Click on "body odor" for more details.

Oh and Dove deoderant is great. I personally like radiant silk and original clean scents.

Did you read anything past the thread title? She said her underarms smell likes lilacs from just being washed...

Tauntaun · « **Reply #39 on:** May 02, 2007, 10:19:01 AM »

I use Dove soap, holler back Beezy

and either Head & Shoulders or Pantene Pro V. For deodorant I use Old Spice. Do you guys think I'm hawt now?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #40 on:** May 02, 2007, 10:30:19 AM »

PANTENE lol

Tauntaun · « **Reply #41 on:** May 02, 2007, 10:31:26 AM »

Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 02, 2007, 10:30:19 AM

PANTENE lol

yeah? well, at least I'm not a stupid PANDA!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #42 on:** May 02, 2007, 10:34:57 AM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #43 on:** May 02, 2007, 10:36:42 AM »

Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 02, 2007, 10:34:57 AM

:'( sorry, got you these

spoiler (click to show/hide)

make up secks time?

[close]

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #44 on:** May 02, 2007, 11:45:19 AM »

That leprecy bandwagon is gettin' FULL.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #45 on:** May 02, 2007, 11:56:53 AM »

Quote from: Willco on May 02, 2007, 11:45:19 AM

That leprecy bandwagon is gettin' FULL.

did lemurs just get the e-AIDS?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #46 on:** May 02, 2007, 11:58:29 AM »

Quote from: Willco on May 02, 2007, 11:45:19 AM

That leprecy bandwagon is gettin' FULL.

Is Shake the leper messiah?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #47 on:** May 02, 2007, 11:59:16 AM »

Quote from: Willco on May 02, 2007, 11:45:19 AM

That leprecy bandwagon is gettin' FULL.

Wow, I didn't even have to ask

Thanks, Willco.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #48 on:** May 02, 2007, 11:59:53 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 02, 2007, 11:58:29 AM

Quote from: Willco on May 02, 2007, 11:45:19 AM
That leprecy bandwagon is gettin' FULL.
Is Shake the leper messiah?

cloudwalking · « **Reply #49 on:** May 02, 2007, 12:34:09 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on May 02, 2007, 12:32:45 PM

Last time I stayed in a hotel they have this vanilla cinnamon soap. It smelled very nice but wasn't girly at all.

wow that sounds badass. two of my favourite things combined.

Beezy · « **Reply #50 on:** May 02, 2007, 02:30:10 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on May 02, 2007, 10:19:01 AM

I use Dove soap, holler back Beezy and either Head & Shoulders or Pantene Pro V. For deodorant I use Old Spice. Do you guys think I'm hawt now?

Robo · « **Reply #51 on:** May 02, 2007, 02:52:27 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on May 02, 2007, 12:34:09 PM

Quote from: Spencer on May 02, 2007, 12:32:45 PM
Last time I stayed in a hotel they have this vanilla cinnamon soap. It smelled very nice but wasn't girly at all.

wow that sounds badass. two of my favourite things combined.

You have a horrible understanding of what is "badass." Soap will never be badass until it threatens to open you up with an oversized bowie knife when you don't get a good lather going.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #52 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:05:31 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on May 02, 2007, 02:52:27 PM

Quote from: cloudwalking on May 02, 2007, 12:34:09 PM
Quote from: Spencer on May 02, 2007, 12:32:45 PM
Last time I stayed in a hotel they have this vanilla cinnamon soap. It smelled very nice but wasn't girly at all.

wow that sounds badass. two of my favourite things combined.

You have a horrible understanding of what is "badass." Soap will never be badass until it threatens to open you up with an oversized bowie knife when you don't get a good lather going.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #53 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:50:10 PM »

What is this townie leper business?

Cyanista · « **Reply #54 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:51:23 PM »

Hahaha they did it.

I believe Townie Leper is a member group designed to stop certain elements from posting threads.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #55 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:51:49 PM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on May 02, 2007, 04:50:10 PM

What is this townie leper business?

It means you can't post threads or edit topics.

Sort of like a quarantine to protect the rest of the forum from annoyance.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #56 on:** May 02, 2007, 05:07:58 PM »

Oh, well fuck this place. You think I want to be confined to posting in your guys' shitty threads? Fuck ya! I'm outtie!

You buncha self satisfied pole-smokers.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #57 on:** May 02, 2007, 05:09:26 PM »

Fuck you! Get your own angst.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #58 on:** May 02, 2007, 05:10:12 PM »

I gotta admit dude, it was an appropriate line.

Cyanista · « **Reply #59 on:** May 02, 2007, 05:10:33 PM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on May 02, 2007, 05:07:58 PM

Oh, well fuck this place. You think I want to be confined to posting in your guys' shitty threads? Fuck ya! I'm outtie!

You buncha self satisfied pole-smokers.

If only you meant it. If you are just now realizing what "methinks the lady doth protest too much" means, you need to spend some time off the internet. Read a book, or something.

News:

Author Topic: My underarms smell... (Read 2707 times)