Author Topic: Should I do this nail this chick? (conscience related) (Read 3142 times)

Himu · « **on:** May 03, 2007, 07:55:33 PM »

So um..today class got postponed because the lights went out (it's poring really fucking BAD out here in H-town at the mo). So I thought I could benefit from walking around and waiting it out before I decided it was time to leave.

So I encounter this girl, her name is Teresa and we were in the same computer lab working on important school work. Great convo starter. So we got to talking and shit and she seemed pretty interested in me (asked my age and where I live and shit), so right before I decided I had enough waiting for the lights to come on I asked her for her number and if she wanted to do something this weekend. She gave it to me pretty fast. I saw she didn't put her myspace down and that's usually standard procedure these days, so I asked about that. She said she didn't want her boyfriend to see. Uh oh. So after a happy farewell, we parted our ways. I took out the paper she wrote and she was starting to write her cell number but crossed it out. Uh oh. Scared the bf will know?

She suggested that we chill at the movies and go see Spiderman 3 together, and then head to her house tomorrow. Sounds cool. I can deal with some sex. Thing is, should I do this or not? I'm not so sure if I'm up to stealing a chick from a guy, or at the very least, sexing another guy's girlfriend.

What am I pondering about? I'm going to pound her to death come tomorrow.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 03, 2007, 07:57:44 PM »

Stay home and jerk off to one of those sexy babies instead.

Beezy · « **Reply #2 on:** May 03, 2007, 07:58:07 PM »

My nicca.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** May 03, 2007, 07:59:08 PM »

As long as it's not a friends girlfriend and her bf isn't a member of the KKK, do her - do her hard.

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** May 03, 2007, 07:59:10 PM »

I hope she likes anal or something. I wanna give that a try. Never given a chick anal before.

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** May 03, 2007, 07:59:37 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 03, 2007, 07:59:08 PM

As long as it's not a friends girlfriend and her bf isn't a member of the KKK, do her - do her hard.

If her bf was a member of the KKK I'd have even more incentive to fuck her.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:00:22 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 03, 2007, 07:59:10 PM

I hope she likes anal or something. I wanna give that a try. Never given a chick anal before.

now were talking.

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:03:31 PM »

It would totally suck if I knew the duder.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:05:19 PM »

We'll theirs no harm in a date, just don't sex her until you learn more about the situation.

Beezy · « **Reply #9 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:06:14 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 03, 2007, 08:03:31 PM

It would totally suck if I knew the duder.

Well if you find out that you do know him...

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #10 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:06:50 PM »

Sounds like something that should be sent to Penthouse letters. Have TVC help you with the editing.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:07:42 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 03, 2007, 08:06:50 PM

Sounds like something that sound be sent to Penthouse letters. Have TVC help you with the editing.

Having him ghost write it would be better.

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:08:24 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on May 03, 2007, 08:06:14 PM

Quote from: Himuro on May 03, 2007, 08:03:31 PM
It would totally suck if I knew the duder.
Well if you find out that you do know him...

(Image removed from quote.)

Seppuku?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:09:14 PM »

Who gels their leg and arm hair? I mean really now.

captainbiotch · « **Reply #14 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:10:19 PM »

Just hope the boyfriend doesn't burst in with a bat or gun.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:13:56 PM »

Quote from: captainbiotch on May 03, 2007, 08:10:19 PM

Just hope the boyfriend doesn't burst in with a bat or gun.

Or worse, try to enter the fun and games

Beezy · « **Reply #16 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:15:45 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 03, 2007, 08:08:24 PM

Seppuku?

yup

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:16:10 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 03, 2007, 08:13:56 PM

Quote from: captainbiotch on May 03, 2007, 08:10:19 PM
Just hope the boyfriend doesn't burst in with a bat or gun.

Or worse, try to enter the fun and games

Dude, if a guy tried to pull that, I'd be like "Fuck this shit, mang. I'm out."

There's no way I'd have some guy's balls rubbing on my dick. In one porn I saw, they were going for the jackpot right in the mouth, and one guy totally ejaculated all over the other guy who was right across from him. He left in disgust and anger.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:18:35 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 03, 2007, 08:16:10 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 03, 2007, 08:13:56 PM
Quote from: captainbiotch on May 03, 2007, 08:10:19 PM
Just hope the boyfriend doesn't burst in with a bat or gun.

Or worse, try to enter the fun and games

Dude, if a guy tried to pull that, I'd be like "Fuck this shit, mang. I'm out."

There's no way I'd have some guy's balls rubbing on my dick. In one porn I saw, they were going for the jackpot right in the mouth, and one guy totally ejaculated all over the other guy who was right across from him. He left in disgust and anger.

I saw that!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #19 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:18:46 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 03, 2007, 08:16:10 PM

Dude, if a guy tried to pull that, I'd be like "Fuck this shit, mang. I'm out."

There's no way I'd have some guy's balls rubbing on my dick. In one porn I saw, they were going for the jackpot right in the mouth, and one guy totally ejaculated all over the other guy who was right across from him. He left in disgust and anger.

Just take turns shooting, dumbass.

Candyflip · « **Reply #20 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:19:24 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 03, 2007, 08:16:10 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 03, 2007, 08:13:56 PM
Quote from: captainbiotch on May 03, 2007, 08:10:19 PM
Just hope the boyfriend doesn't burst in with a bat or gun.

Or worse, try to enter the fun and games

Dude, if a guy tried to pull that, I'd be like "Fuck this shit, mang. I'm out."

There's no way I'd have some guy's balls rubbing on my dick. In one porn I saw, they were going for the jackpot right in the mouth, and one guy totally ejaculated all over the other guy who was right across from him. He left in disgust and anger.

AHAHA there's a video of that on Spankwire. Funny ass shit. Threesomes gone wrong indeed.

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:23:30 PM »

Dude, it would really suck if another guy jizzed on you.

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:27:46 PM »

I think Himuro's real dilemma is whether or not to have sex with a special education tardy

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:38:25 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 03, 2007, 08:27:46 PM

I think Himuro's real dilemma is whether or not to have sex with a special education tardy

I'm going to kill you, cock goblin.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:39:34 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 03, 2007, 08:23:30 PM

Dude, it would really suck if another guy jizzed on you.

Did you know PD's biggest fantasy is to "accidentally" cum on a white man's balls - a white man who is weak so he can't do anything about it - while doing the white mans wife.

Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:43:28 PM »

There are only two men I would actually do that to.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Mupepe and tvc

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captainbiotch · « **Reply #26 on:** May 03, 2007, 09:23:44 PM »

Take pics

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #27 on:** May 03, 2007, 09:29:24 PM »

Of course I don't have to tell you to make sure you've wrapped your willy, and also - this is really fucking hypocritical coming from me, but whatever - fucking another dudes' woman is bad karma.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** May 03, 2007, 09:30:39 PM »

She asked you to Spider-Man 3? MARRY HER

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** May 03, 2007, 09:33:23 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 03, 2007, 08:43:28 PM

There are only two men I would actually do that to.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Mupepe and tvc
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Way to make me feel left out, jerk!

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #30 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:01:39 PM »

Isn't meeting her at her house just asking for trouble? Meaning the possibility of getting caught etc.

Mupepe · « **Reply #31 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:08:09 PM »

the possibility of getting caught just adds to the atmosphere and will arouse both of them. seriously.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #32 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:10:37 PM »

Yeah unless the possibility of getting fucked up by the bf scares you more.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:12:12 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 03, 2007, 10:08:09 PM

the possibility of getting caught just adds to the atmosphere and will arouse both of them. seriously.

Interesting.

Also can you change your avatar dude? It reminds me of an old friend and every time I see a post of yours I'm like "Dylan?!"

Mupepe · « **Reply #34 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:22:18 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on May 03, 2007, 10:10:37 PM

Yeah unless the possibility of getting fucked up by the bf scares you more.

Himumu can fight

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 03, 2007, 10:12:12 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 03, 2007, 10:08:09 PM
the possibility of getting caught just adds to the atmosphere and will arouse both of them. seriously.

Interesting.

Also can you change your avatar dude? It reminds me of an old friend and every time I see a post of yours I'm like "Dylan?!"

No can do. I might get a different one after a while, but it will be of Mr. Thomas again.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #35 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:26:04 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 03, 2007, 10:22:18 PM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on May 03, 2007, 10:10:37 PM
Yeah unless the possibility of getting fucked up by the bf scares you more.
Himumu can fight

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 03, 2007, 10:12:12 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 03, 2007, 10:08:09 PM
the possibility of getting caught just adds to the atmosphere and will arouse both of them. seriously.

Interesting.

Also can you change your avatar dude? It reminds me of an old friend and every time I see a post of yours I'm like "Dylan?!"
No can do. I might get a different one after a while, but it will be of Mr. Thomas again.

Can you change it to a different pic of him then? that might help.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #36 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:29:10 PM »

when you bust the big one in her colon, have her call you drinky crow

also, as they say in gafistan, this thread is worthless without pics

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:30:28 PM »

She has a boyfriend? Leave her alone. That's low dude

Mupepe · « **Reply #38 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:32:10 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 03, 2007, 10:30:28 PM

She has a boyfriend? Leave her alone. That's low dude

yeah, sleeping with Himuro is pretty low

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #39 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:34:35 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 03, 2007, 10:32:10 PM

Quote from: Michelle on May 03, 2007, 10:30:28 PM
She has a boyfriend? Leave her alone. That's low dude
yeah, sleeping with Himuro is pretty low

She probably just assumed that he's good in bed because he's black. It's kinda like how everyone picks the black guys first in basketball.

Mupepe · « **Reply #40 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:41:52 PM »

she's going to be sorely (like really sore) disappointed then.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #41 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:42:57 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 03, 2007, 10:41:52 PM

she's going to be sorely (like really sore) disappointed then.

I can relate.

I hate picking black guys that have no game.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #42 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:45:24 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 03, 2007, 10:42:57 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 03, 2007, 10:41:52 PM
she's going to be sorely (like really sore) disappointed then.

I can relate. I hate picking black guys that have no game.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #43 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:48:41 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 03, 2007, 10:45:24 PM

I'm talking about basketball, fool.

bud · « **Reply #44 on:** May 04, 2007, 07:04:51 AM »

Quote from: Candyflip on May 03, 2007, 08:19:24 PM

Quote from: Himuro on May 03, 2007, 08:16:10 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on May 03, 2007, 08:13:56 PM
Quote from: captainbiotch on May 03, 2007, 08:10:19 PM
Just hope the boyfriend doesn't burst in with a bat or gun.

Or worse, try to enter the fun and games

Dude, if a guy tried to pull that, I'd be like "Fuck this shit, mang. I'm out."

There's no way I'd have some guy's balls rubbing on my dick. In one porn I saw, they were going for the jackpot right in the mouth, and one guy totally ejaculated all over the other guy who was right across from him. He left in disgust and anger.
AHAHA there's a video of that on Spankwire. Funny ass shit. Threesomes gone wrong indeed.

http://www.spankwire.com/articles/98072/Threesomes_Gone_Bad.html

Tauntaun · « **Reply #45 on:** May 04, 2007, 09:12:07 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #46 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:49:32 AM »

Ed, I am going to cut your dick off you queef.

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** May 04, 2007, 04:23:35 PM »

Quote from: bud on May 04, 2007, 07:04:51 AM

Quote from: Candyflip on May 03, 2007, 08:19:24 PM
Quote from: Himuro on May 03, 2007, 08:16:10 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on May 03, 2007, 08:13:56 PM
Quote from: captainbiotch on May 03, 2007, 08:10:19 PM
Just hope the boyfriend doesn't burst in with a bat or gun.

Or worse, try to enter the fun and games

Dude, if a guy tried to pull that, I'd be like "Fuck this shit, mang. I'm out."

There's no way I'd have some guy's balls rubbing on my dick. In one porn I saw, they were going for the jackpot right in the mouth, and one guy totally ejaculated all over the other guy who was right across from him. He left in disgust and anger.
AHAHA there's a video of that on Spankwire. Funny ass shit. Threesomes gone wrong indeed.

http://www.spankwire.com/articles/98072/Threesomes_Gone_Bad.html

This is 10 x better than the one I saw dude. Holy shit!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #48 on:** May 04, 2007, 04:37:44 PM »

OMG

Beezy · « **Reply #49 on:** May 04, 2007, 04:54:20 PM »

That's fucked up.

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Author Topic: Should I do this nail this chick? (conscience related) (Read 3142 times)