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Himu

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« Reply #120 on: May 04, 2007, 03:22:57 PM »
College chick's are horny as fuck. There's like, no excuse at all.
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« Reply #121 on: May 04, 2007, 03:31:40 PM »
She thought about it for a while too. I didn't talk to her for 2 months after that, but I saw her at a party. We both got drunk and we started talking. She asked me to escort her to her room, where she seduced me and said the reason she didn't want to be with me was because I was "too good" for her, whatever the fuck she meant by that. Since I was pretty fucking drunk, she pulled a fast one on me and black mailed me. She said that if I didn't fuck her right then and there, she would tell the school I tried to rape her. I was drunk so it made sense at the time. She took my virginity basically.

My God. :lol

Was your first time awkward like everyone says it's supposed to be?

Himu

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« Reply #122 on: May 04, 2007, 03:33:38 PM »
Drunk sex sucks.
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G The Resurrected

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« Reply #123 on: May 04, 2007, 03:38:08 PM »
Drunk sex sucks.

God does it ever. I was so fucked up cause of what I drank one night that I couldnt seal the deal. Fuck I didnt even know if she finished all I know was that I was hard, didnt know where I was. Not to mention I had no way home. I was so confused.

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #124 on: May 04, 2007, 06:42:42 PM »
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Since I was pretty fucking drunk, she pulled a fast one on me and black mailed me. She said that if I didn't fuck her right then and there, she would tell the school I tried to rape her. I was drunk so it made sense at the time. She took my virginity basically.

Holy shit that's my fantasy. WTF

btw how long did you last?
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« Reply #125 on: May 04, 2007, 06:49:59 PM »
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Since I was pretty fucking drunk, she pulled a fast one on me and black mailed me. She said that if I didn't fuck her right then and there, she would tell the school I tried to rape her. I was drunk so it made sense at the time. She took my virginity basically.

Holy shit that's my fantasy. WTF

btw how long did you last?

PD coming out a submissive, my thread exclusive. 

Maybe you can get Whiteman to be your master.   :P

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« Reply #126 on: May 05, 2007, 12:31:30 PM »
Alright, here's my worst date story... For the last year and a half or so, since I broke up my ex girlfriend (rather plain looking gamer chick), I've been looking around online to meet girls (Match and OKCupid mainly, with a brief eHarmony stint). I don't care much for picking up girls in bars, am done with school, and work at a engineering-heavy defense contractor where the girls are either taken or weird, so this is pretty much the only logical route I can take.

So I meet this one girl named Kristina, she's very attractive in her pictures - blonde, thin, with glasses, totally my type. We talk online for a bit, we have a bit in common, we both like the crossword puzzles and art (she worked at a museum). Just as a side note, my Match profile is slightly geared towards the artsy and outdoorsy types, because I'm not sure I want a geek girl (see, etoliate's posts in these threads) or your stereotypical "Long Island girl", i.e. no personality beyond rooting for the Yankees, going to local townie bars, and listening to Dave Matthews Band and Billy Joel, with the occasional visit to the beach when its wrong. So back to this girl... we talk for a bit and she's fun to talk to on AIM, has quite a bit to say, so we exchange numbers.

I call her on a Friday, ask her what she's up to, she says not much, so I asked if she wants to hang out. She lives in Garden City, about a 40 min drive for me, so I told her I'd meet up close to where she lives, at the Dave and Busters in the Source Mall in Westbury. I get there and she can't find the Dave and Busters, she calls me a few times, I try explaining to her... since the D&B is attached to a mall, she said to just meet her by the H&M there. So alright, I did... Saw her, introduced myself and gave her a quick hug. We talked for a minute, and I'm like... so what do you wanna do? Are you hungry? She says, "not really"... I'm like, "ohhh... I haven't eaten all day so I'm pretty hungry. But I could wait till later. What do you wanna do?" And she says, "We should go to Starbucks, there's one around here, you can follow me to it". So she wanted to take 2 separate cars, told me to look for her black CRV in the parking garage (I was parked near D&B in another parking lot).

Alright, so I take my car and drive to the parking garage, looking around for her. Didn't see her or anything, I gave it about 10 minutes then tried calling her. No response! I'm like, oh fuck... waited around a bit longer and then tried calling again. Still no response! I was pretty pissed, thinking... "naah, she couldn't have... or could she?" Then a bit after the second call, I get a text message, not even a real call (I hate text messaging... you have a phone, just fucking pick it up and use it!). And it says "sorry, but I'm not feeling too good". So I try giving her one more call. Nope, still no answer. Then I'm like, fuck this... drove home pretty pissed off. And then I get one last text message "don't hate me for making you drive out all the way here, but it wouldn't have worked out". WTF??? She could have at least given me a chance, even if she didn't like me that much she could have at least had the courtesy to hang out and at least get coffee and talk for a bit. Fucking waste of time :P I didn't say anything to her after that, just deleted the contact, removed her from AIM and myspace, and moved on with my life. Still she was a cunt :P

After that I hung out with my friend eating at overrated Italian chain Carabba's, then playing some retro games with him. I felt like such a loser :(

I haven't heard back from Theresa in almost a week either... so this really sucks, my luck on girls has been shit. The FF girl wasn't nearly as attractive in person as she was in her pictures either... :(
« Last Edit: May 05, 2007, 12:33:46 PM by tiesto »
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Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
« Reply #127 on: May 05, 2007, 01:44:34 PM »
link us to your dating profiles! I am curious.

Beezy

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« Reply #128 on: May 05, 2007, 01:52:27 PM »
The girl in tiesto's story is a fucking asshole. :lol

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« Reply #129 on: May 05, 2007, 02:03:18 PM »
The girl in tiesto's story is a fucking asshole. :lol
She probably thought he wasn't as hot as in his pictures and tried to get out of there.  :lol How old were you in the story tiesto?

tiesto

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« Reply #130 on: May 05, 2007, 03:40:25 PM »
The girl in tiesto's story is a fucking asshole. :lol
She probably thought he wasn't as hot as in his pictures and tried to get out of there.  :lol How old were you in the story tiesto?

I was 24, this was last November I think? But I always thought I look better in person than my pictures, so I dunno, it wasn't like I came in all disheveled looking and not showered or anything like that.
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Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
« Reply #131 on: May 05, 2007, 06:14:32 PM »
Shit and I thought I got pissed on. Poor tiesto  :-\
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« Reply #132 on: May 05, 2007, 06:21:07 PM »
Ouch tiesto. 

etiolate

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« Reply #133 on: May 05, 2007, 07:57:07 PM »
That's a stone cold bitch right there tiesto.

etiolate

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« Reply #134 on: May 05, 2007, 08:55:42 PM »
More stories to torment drinky with


This one starts out with another Stephanie, she was part of the e-relationship phase. This phase starts out heavy, then twindles out, even as I leave the school situation that sort of causes it.  Anyways, Stephanie was an east coast e-relationship.  It was sickeningly puppy doggish. Then one day she dissapears off the face of the earth.  No warning, no idea why. After being gone 2-3 months I consider the e-thang over.  Another e-girl takes advantage of this and moves in on me, but at least she lives int he bay area.  THis is more real right? This girl Heather, she has a M.O. I disocver it, but too late.  She loves 'secret lovers' but not the real thing. We have plans to meet, but the whole time I think things are good, she's actually making friendly with another guy from my town.  Heather and I(she woudl ruin heathers for me forever) are making plans to meet.  She has a car, her driver's license, I'm awaiting seeing her, expecting her at my doorstep... but all the plans I had, were really for the guy she had behind my back.  She does come to my town, but she meets the other guy.  I find out.. I'm broken, and I'm depressed.  It's not emo, because.. well there was no emo yet, but you'd call it emo at this day and age. 

In my heartache and broken status, I run across this girl Justine.  She's a filipino that goes to a local private Christian school.  She asks why I'm so sad, I tell her my story and we start to talk, and then talk alot. I get her phone number, and we meet at a mall.. and a relationships tarts.  It was awkward even at first, but she was so kind, but so Catholic.  She considers hugging a bit risque.  So no kissing, no nothing, but hey at least it's a girlfriend, right?  Well sort of.  I call her and she's watching Party of Five "Can I go? Party of Five is on." Okay, I'm being put aside for Party of Five.  Things are like this for a bit, but then Stephanie comes back from whatever void she dissapeared into and thinks nothing has changed.  So I have a real gf and then a girl who think's I'm her bf.  Justine doesn't like this too much, so I have to break it to Stephanie that a lot of shit has gone down while she's been.. where ever she was. Eventually that's somewhat resolved.

I meet Justine for a Christmas gift exchange.. and we watch another teen soap, ones sh'ss actually recorded on VHS. I forget the name of this one, but it's the one that 'got canceled before it's time' during the 90s. So tt's a teen soap marathon, and I'm sitting as close to her as I can.  Afterwards I wish her Merry Christmas and sneak a kiss on her forehead, because lord knows a good Catholic ciglr would never touch me.  We hug, say goodbye, I go home.

Later on, maybe a day or two after the Christmas meeting, she calls me and breaks up with me.  I ask why and she says "Honestly, I only dated you because I felt sorry for you." Wow, okay.

And I'll stop there for now.
« Last Edit: May 05, 2007, 08:57:30 PM by etiolate »

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« Reply #135 on: May 05, 2007, 09:21:00 PM »
damn dude.  DAMN

Beezy

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« Reply #136 on: May 05, 2007, 11:35:53 PM »
I'm starting to wonder if it really is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. :lol