What are some terrible things you've done in relationships?

[Mupepe]

In bad relationships, neither person is perfect.  Everyone has done some bad things to their significant other at some point.  What are some of yours?  I'll start...

I've had really bad experiences when I break up with girls.  One girl threw a plate at with me.  I can never really break it to them easy, I kind of explode most times.  So I have trouble breaking up with girls that I think are nuts.

The first girl I dated after my divorce, her name was Sarah.  She was total rebound.  This girl was nuts.  After like 3 weeks of knowing each other, she told me she loved me.  She started talking about marriage with my friends behind my back.  She once cried because my friend and I had a conversation about how we didn't believe in love.  Girl was nuts.  I tried to break up with her, and she pulled a Susan from Seinfeld.  I told her "We're over" and she said "No we're not."   I hung up and she continued to call me the next day and send me text messages.  She also "loved" me so much, she let me give her a golden shower... in front of other people... while she was sober.  I was drunk as fuck.  So, one day, I told my friend Jason to send her text messages asking "why do you let him treat you like that?  you deserve better.  you should break up with him."   so she starts freaking out and crying and sending me text messages asking why he was doing this and I was like "I dunno.  Maybe you should listen to him.  I am an asshole."  Then she'd try to call me.  I picked up and as soon as I heard her sniffling ass crying, I told her I was busy and hung up.  She kept calling and I'd just pick up and immediately hang up.  I ignored her for about 2 days until she caught me off guard on AIM and broke up with me.  She said "It's over.  I love you, but I can't do it."  I said...

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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[Flannel Boy]

* Malek: King of Kings makes a mental note to piss on women.

[CajoleJuice]

Holy shit.

[Madrun Badrun]

 

* Malek: King of Kings makes a mental note to piss on women.

 

[etiolate]

holy fuck..

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this still counts as girls being stupid =|

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[Mupepe]

i know some of you have done horrible things like this.  out with them!

[Madrun Badrun]

i know some of you have done horrible things like this.  out with them!

Pfff whens the last time any of us had a girl!   :'(

[TVC15]

Dude, you shoulda kept that one around.  Imagine the depraved shit you could have done.  You definitely coulda fisted her.

[CajoleJuice]

I've never done anything horrible in a relationship I guess...

And the worst thing I can think of doing to a girl is pouring beer on some girl's ample breasts.

Wait..maybe not...

[etiolate]

I did something bad once, but it wasn't in a relationship.  I'll post it when I'm back.

[Mupepe]

I did something bad once, but it wasn't in a relationship.  I'll post it when I'm back.

you better

Cajole: that's probably the greatest thing you've ever done.

[CajoleJuice]

I rubbed to make sure the beer really soaked in there.

[Mupepe]

I rubbed to make sure the beer really soaked in there.

omg   *drool*

[Christopher]

I would fuck with my girlfriend ALL the time freshman year because she would freak out so easily that it was worth it.

- One time when she was on the computer, she ALWAYS left her room door open, me and my best friend whipped an orange at her wall right above her and she FREAKED OUT...I had to clean it up, but good god that was priceless.

- One time we went to her house when her parents weren't there and she worked SO HARD on this dinner, and at the end she asked me how did it taste honestly, and she was so sincere, and I said it tasted like shit and she got furious

Those were just funny things the "terrible" things I've done is that one time we were at a party, and this is when I was going through my "good phase" and we agreed that she wouldn't drink, but she would do it ALL the time behind my back - and I went to the party she said she was going to once with my best friend and I saw her with a drink, and I fucking slapped the glass out of her hand stared at her and walked out.

and I called her a wholllllllle slew of names when we were breaking up but nothing will ever beat the one thing I called her, which I won't repeat.

...nothing toooooo bad, mostly just fucked with her doing funny stuff, but noting like really terrible.

[Mupepe]

Chris, tell us what you called her!

[TVC15]

- One time we went to her house when her parents weren't there and she worked SO HARD on this dinner, and at the end she asked me how did it taste honestly, and she was so sincere, and I said it tasted like shit and she got furious

<3

Those were just funny things the "terrible" things I've done is that one time we were at a party, and this is when I was going through my "good phase" and we agreed that she wouldn't drink, but she would do it ALL the time behind my back - and I went to the party she said she was going to once with my best friend and I saw her with a drink, and I fucking slapped the glass out of her hand stared at her and walked out.

Good phase?  Christopher, I am ashamed of you.

and I called her a wholllllllle slew of names when we were breaking up but nothing will ever beat the one thing I called her, which I won't repeat.

Oh come on.  When you say it like that you have to repeat it for us.  How bad could it possibly have been?

[Christopher]

Okay I guess it wasn't too bad but everyone who knew us said that it was really bad.

Basicall my girlfriend, which I showed you guys, was VERY sensative about her weight, and I mean very she would ALWAYS talk about it, and I would always tell her how beautiful she was and how she was perfect.

Sometimes she'd eat like nothing all day, and I'd have to go out at like 10 o clock at night on campus to Au Ban Pon to get her food to feed her or she wouldn't eat.

You guys have seen her, she's pretty, she's not fucking fat at all but she would alllllwayyys talk about it.

So one day we were in my room sophmore year when we were breaking up...(again) and she was again calling me all these names or whatever

and I finally said it, I said "Oh go suck a cock you fucking fat cunt", the moment that left my lips I had that gut feeling, and the look on her face was priceless...lol I got slapped for that one, and she went down the hall and started crying...I felt so bad - and everyone I talked to said that was the most fucked up thing I said.

I didn't think it was tooo bad either but everyone around me made me feel like it was :\

[Mupepe]

THAT'S INCREDIBLE!

I love you dude

[TVC15]

You shoulda called her a syphilis-infected anal pig.  Or anus h0g.

[Van Cruncheon]

ANUS H0G!~!!!!!!!!!

[etiolate]

Okay now I feel timid in what I did.

I met this girl Amy, she was a nice, cute girl and she lived about 5 minutes down the road from me.  We even went to Churches of the same name.  She wrote poetry, I wrote poetry, we were friendly and got along. Our first get together was to some shindig at her Church, where her nieces came along, along with their dolls.  I ended up having to entertain the nieces, which meant playing with their dolls and them.  This amused her greatly it seems, but at the time I was trying to decide about this other girl Jamie, and we even talked about that during the outing.

Later, passingly, she asks what I'm doing for New Years Eve, and I tell her I'm going to this party that these twins I know, Melissa and Theresa, are having.  She says that sounds good, something like she'd go to that and I was like yeah.  Unfortunately, I didn't take this exchange seriously. She really meant she wanted to go.  I didn't think she would want to go to some party with people she didn't know, because she was rather timid.  She didn't mention it again either. So New Years Eve comes, I go to the party and have fun.  Later I talk to her, ask her how her holidays were, she's oddly quiet and says she was just home. 

It turns out she was dressed up and waiting for me that whole night.  I never showed of course and she spent New Years Eve alone. I had, literally no idea.  Not only that, she ended up talking to another guy we both knew online that night and eventually hooking up with him.  She never really forgave me for that night, even though we were friends, as in closest friend of the other gender sort of best friends, but she always held that against me.  Also, the guy, hated me.  Not only because I stood her up, but because he knew I was once the competition. I also didn't figure it out till months later when she said "Yeah I was mad at you for New Years. You know that of course?"  I just lied and said yeah, instead of admitting that it hadn't even crossed my mind, because that seems like it would make it worse.

[Mupepe]

wow etiolate, you're an ass 

[Madrun Badrun]

Thats bad etiolate. 

[Smooth Groove]

I farted in my ex-girlfriend's face while she was sleeping. 

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Actually, I didn't.  But I wish I did. 

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[Bloodwake]

My story isn't as bad, well, maybe it is.

During high school, as I mentioned before, I had major self-esteem issues, mainly around girls. I met this girl who really liked me, so I went out with her mainly because I figured that is how it worked. For some reason I figured I would eventually like her back or something.

She was pretty shy, and she would basically call me up every night and just say hi and wait for me to basically come up with everything in the conversation. EVERYTHING. Literally, I would try to ask her something or try to stir some conversation with her, and she would just basically say yeah or just answer with short answers. It was really annoying, but for some reason, I still went out with her.

There was this teen center I hung out with and there was a lock-in for Halloween, and I wasn't feeling physically well that night. She showed up to the center, and I wasn't feeling very well, so I explained this to her and said that I should probably stay away from her because I didn't want her to be sick. This wasn't the best idea of course, and she was crying half the night from what I've heard. Honestly, I was vomiting my fucking face off for part of the night, so it wasn't like it was totally my fault.

Amazingly, we still went out, and at one point I just got fed up with it a month later. It was a few days before my birthday, and I was going to break it off. Amazingly, the day I was going to break up with her, she gave me an early birthday present. I was so touched (and fucked up myself looking back at it) that I changed my mind.

A few weeks later, I was on my way to Florida to stay with some relatives. Earlier, in the summer, I had met a girl down there, and the last day or so, I found out that we liked each other, and the more and more I thought about it, the more I wanted to go see this girl, who I had more in common with and who I could actually have a conversation with. Well, because I was stupid, I didn't break up with the girl I was going out with, and I went to Florida and had fun with this other girl, and made no secret about this to people back home. Whenever I got home, I broke up with her, but by that time, everyone basically knew what was going on.

Looking back on it, I treated that girl like shit. Like I would pull away whenever she would try to kiss me and stuff. I know I was pretty fucked up mentally back then, but I still feel really, really bad about it.

[Scurvy Stan]

My story isn't as bad, well, maybe it is.

During high school, as I mentioned before, I had major self-esteem issues, mainly around girls. I met this girl who really liked me, so I went out with her mainly because I figured that is how it worked. For some reason I figured I would eventually like her back or something.

She was pretty shy, and she would basically call me up every night and just say hi and wait for me to basically come up with everything in the conversation. EVERYTHING. Literally, I would try to ask her something or try to stir some conversation with her, and she would just basically say yeah or just answer with short answers. It was really annoying, but for some reason, I still went out with her.

There was this teen center I hung out with and there was a lock-in for Halloween, and I wasn't feeling physically well that night. She showed up to the center, and I wasn't feeling very well, so I explained this to her and said that I should probably stay away from her because I didn't want her to be sick. This wasn't the best idea of course, and she was crying half the night from what I've heard. Honestly, I was vomiting my fucking face off for part of the night, so it wasn't like it was totally my fault.

Amazingly, we still went out, and at one point I just got fed up with it a month later. It was a few days before my birthday, and I was going to break it off. Amazingly, the day I was going to break up with her, she gave me an early birthday present. I was so touched (and fucked up myself looking back at it) that I changed my mind.

A few weeks later, I was on my way to Florida to stay with some relatives. Earlier, in the summer, I had met a girl down there, and the last day or so, I found out that we liked each other, and the more and more I thought about it, the more I wanted to go see this girl, who I had more in common with and who I could actually have a conversation with. Well, because I was stupid, I didn't break up with the girl I was going out with, and I went to Florida and had fun with this other girl, and made no secret about this to people back home. Whenever I got home, I broke up with her, but by that time, everyone basically knew what was going on.

Looking back on it, I treated that girl like shit. Like I would pull away whenever she would try to kiss me and stuff. I know I was pretty fucked up mentally back then, but I still feel really, really bad about it.

Girl: 

Bloodwake:

Girl:  :'( :'( :'(

[Bloodwake]

I'm slowly remembering why I quit using this as my avatar...

 

[Mupepe]

bump for catz

[Catz]

bump for catz

Thanks 

Worst thing I've ever done is date an ex's younger brother. It was messy and didn't work out anyways.

I already went into details in the Post Your Pic thread here: http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=351.2880

For those interested.

[Ichirou]

Catz, which of the two brothers was the better boyfriend?

[Mupepe]

Catz, which of the two brothers was the better lover?

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[Ichirou]

I didn't want to be quite so direct.    I meant more like who was nicer, who had the better personality, who was more fun to hang out with, etc.

I bet the two of them ended up comparing notes and stuff, though.

[Catz]

Catz, which of the two brothers was the better boyfriend?

Catz, which of the two brothers was the better lover?

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Heh, well I was a virgin until the younger brother So by default he was better.

[Catz]

I didn't want to be quite so direct.    I meant more like who was nicer, who had the better personality, who was more fun to hang out with, etc.

I bet the two of them ended up comparing notes and stuff, though.

Second one was nice, better personality, more fun, everything. The only good thing about the older brother was that he was very ambitious and determined.

I doubt they compared notes, they weren't very close and didn't talk about girls to each other. But maybe.

[Ichirou]

I'm not very ambitious.  I figure if I do something I'm happy with (teaching) that salary doesn't matter as much.  Is that bad? 

[Catz]

I'm not very ambitious.  I figure if I do something I'm happy with (teaching) that salary doesn't matter as much.  Is that bad? 

No, it's not bad. I personally agree with that way too. I would much rather be happy with less money than rich and ultimately sad. It just depends on the girl and what life goals you both set out for.

[Mupepe]

i'm ambitious and i like being alone a lot of the time so i'll win either way.  i'll be rich and the money will make me happy.  women will just spend all my money anyways 

[Ichirou]

And so began the life of Citizen Mupepe.

On his deathbed, instead of "Rosebud" he'll mutter "Evilbore."

[Catz]

And so began the life of Citizen Mupepe.

On his deathbed, instead of "Rosebud" he'll mutter "Evilbore."

[Mupepe]

*shifty eyes*