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BlueTsunami

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"I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive..."
« on: May 06, 2007, 01:31:49 PM »
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Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

Ohh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats...

UNF

I forgive her for "Jesus take the Wheel". I WANT TO SEX HER
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Mupepe

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Re: "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive..."
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2007, 04:17:00 PM »
I HATE THIS SONG BECAUSE SHE'S CRAZY IN IT :punch :punch
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Ecrofirt

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Re: "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive..."
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2007, 04:33:45 PM »
This song is the Crazy Bitch anthem.
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Scurvy Stan

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Re: "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive..."
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2007, 04:46:41 PM »
That blew goat ass.
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Ecrofirt

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Re: "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive..."
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2007, 04:48:57 PM »
If a girl ever did something like that to me, she'd find herself on a one way trip to the afterlife.

Crazy fucking bitches.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive..."
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2007, 05:55:36 PM »
Quote from: Ecrofirt on May 06, 2007, 04:33:45 PM
This song is the Crazy Bitch anthem.

Pretty much. I was riding with my sister earlier and she turned this song up and rocked it. I was like "Your fucken crazy man" and she's all like "yep"

I feel for the Dominican guy shes with. Dudes gonna get fucked if he pulls shit like that
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Mupepe

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Re: "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive..."
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2007, 07:24:05 PM »
give us pics of your sister blue
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BlueTsunami

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Re: "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive..."
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2007, 07:40:54 PM »
Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 06, 2007, 07:24:05 PM
give us pics of your sister blue

I don't know man, I feel weird about posting her picture on a message board in general. All I'll say is that shes on my Top 24 (MySpace page)
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Mupepe

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Re: "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive..."
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2007, 07:41:33 PM »
can you tell me number she is?  :heart
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BlueTsunami

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Re: "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive..."
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2007, 07:42:58 PM »
#1!

Familia comes first!
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Mupepe

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Re: "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive..."
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2007, 07:48:19 PM »
DUDE, WHO IS THE CHICK THAT HAS "A NAME IN YOUR RECOLLECTION" AS HER TITLE?!  I AM IN LOVE!  APC!!!!!!
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BlueTsunami

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Re: "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive..."
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2007, 07:50:00 PM »
Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 06, 2007, 07:48:19 PM
DUDE, WHO IS THE CHICK THAT HAS "A NAME IN YOUR RECOLLECTION" AS HER TITLE?!  I AM IN LOVE!  APC!!!!!!

ahahahhaha

Thats Nicki. I've known her for 4 years now. Shes a cool, WoW playing rocker chick

The one I have the hots for is "Jen" but her boyfriend is right next to her (on my top 24). Shes also the mother of his child.

;_;
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Mupepe

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Re: "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive..."
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2007, 07:55:04 PM »
omg  Nicki.  my middle name is nicolas.  so meant to be.

Jen is a cutie.  milf total.  i can't judge anymore since her space is private.  but you can seduce her buddy

and is your sis on the right or left in that pic?  hers is private too  :(

do you mind if i message nicki for shits and giggles?
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etiolate

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Re: "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive..."
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2007, 07:55:21 PM »
OMG Me and Blue have the same myspace song  :-* :heartbeat :heart
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BlueTsunami

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Re: "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive..."
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2007, 08:08:33 PM »
Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 06, 2007, 07:55:04 PM
omg  Nicki.  my middle name is nicolas.  so meant to be.

Jen is a cutie.  milf total.  i can't judge anymore since her space is private.  but you can seduce her buddy

and is your sis on the right or left in that pic?  hers is private too  :(

do you mind if i message nicki for shits and giggles?

My sister is on the left in that pic (the girl on the right is her friend)

and go ahead and message Nicki. Shes a cool person

Quote from: etiolate on May 06, 2007, 07:55:21 PM
OMG Me and Blue have the same myspace song  :-* :heartbeat :heart

 :-*

Pearl Jam - Love Reign O'er Me = Love
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Mupepe

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Re: "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive..."
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2007, 08:15:27 PM »
your sister is hawt.   
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etiolate

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Re: "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive..."
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2007, 08:16:53 PM »
This is like Wild America and Mupepe is the Mountain Lion and Blue's Myspace is the Antelope den.
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Mupepe

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Re: "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive..."
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2007, 08:18:45 PM »
message sent!

subject: you have awesome taste in music
body: <3
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