Author Topic: Which of these celebutards is most likely to die before reaching thirty? (Read 2716 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** May 07, 2007, 01:46:30 AM »

Who will be the first...to die?

Ichirou · « **Reply #1 on:** May 07, 2007, 01:54:04 AM »

I am happy to see Lindsay Lohan winning, she is definitely my bet, especially since that video of her doing coke surfaced.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** May 07, 2007, 01:55:15 AM »

WTF you can't put a mupepe option in this kind of poll! Replace it with scotch!

Ichirou · « **Reply #3 on:** May 07, 2007, 01:56:57 AM »

I want to see what wins out. The temptation to vote for Mupepe or the fear that once you do, you are condemning him to death.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 07, 2007, 01:59:44 AM »

No Britney?

I think Lindsay will go first since she is surrounded by enablers, including her own mother.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:01:19 AM »

How come I'm the only one that voted for Nicole Ritchie? She's been looking like a holocaust prisoner ever since she lost massive amounts of weight. I hope nothing happens to Lindsay. She's such a hottie.

Ichirou · « **Reply #6 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:02:14 AM »

Shit, how could I forget Britney! Just added her.

I think Lindsay's going first because the people around her are basically just using her. I've seen that blackberry thing she wrote about Al Gore, and she comes off as an incredibly stupid person, her mom's probably been pulling her strings for years.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #7 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:03:15 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 07, 2007, 02:02:14 AM

Shit, how could I forget Britney! Just added her.

I think Lindsay's going first because the people around her are basically just using her. I've seen that blackberry thing she wrote about Al Gore, and she comes off as an incredibly stupid person, her mom's probably been pulling her strings for years.

Have you not seen Nicole? She looks far worse than Lindsay right now.

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:04:50 AM »

Have you seen the previews for that movie with Lohan? She looks just fine, even with all the coke in her nasal cavities.

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:05:12 AM »

Lindsay's coke video just came out a couple of days ago, though. She's way more out of control. At least with Ritchie, her dad's trying to help her. Lindsay doesn't even have that.

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:06:40 AM »

Weren't you on a tirade about gossip? This thread is boggling. So much gossip.

Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:07:43 AM »

I CONTRADICT MYSELF

I CONTAIN MULTITUDES, DEMI

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:08:56 AM »

At least you're honest.

Ichirou · « **Reply #13 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:11:27 AM »

I'm like Walt Whitman in many ways.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #14 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:23:25 AM »

Thank god I'm not on that list. I was worried there for a minute.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:23:43 AM »

i voted for me $:-\$

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:25:27 AM »

Quote from: G on May 07, 2007, 02:23:25 AM

Thank god I'm not on that list. I was worried there for a minute.

Why would you be on the list? Remember my PM?

etiolate · « **Reply #17 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:27:39 AM »

My logic was:

Lohan is on the fast train there, but is still famous enough to stick around.

Tara Reid has been on the skank train for a long time, but is so increasingly irrelevant that she'll off herself.

Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:29:28 AM »

Does anyone remember Jonathan Brandis? The dude from SeaQuest DSV, the Chuck Norris movie Sidekicks, and the Rodney Dangerfield comedy Ladybugs? He offed himself a while back and I didn't find out until like months after the fact. I think it's gonna be the same way with Tara Reid.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #19 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:29:49 AM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 07, 2007, 02:23:43 AM

i voted for me $:-\$

STOP DOING COKE!!!!

Ichirou yes i remember. but the word tard was involved and thats me.

Beezy · « **Reply #20 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:31:35 AM »

I was gonna choose Paris, but it seems that she managed to build up some sort of resistance.

I choose Lindsey. 20 lines of coke at once? Geez...

Cyanista · « **Reply #21 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:33:31 AM »

Nicole Ritchie. Bitch looks like she's filled with sawdust and dates much DJ's.

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:35:10 AM »

Lindsay Lohan does 20 lines of coke per night and flies off to fuck Jude Law.

etiolate · « **Reply #23 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:36:12 AM »

well jude law is pretty sexy

Nick · « **Reply #24 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:36:26 AM »

Before Britney entered rehab, I would have voted for her. But Lindsay seems to enjoy the media hooplah, and she is the most likely to die of an overdose. She lives for that shit.

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:37:02 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 07, 2007, 02:29:28 AM

Does anyone remember Jonathan Brandis? The dude from SeaQuest DSV, the Chuck Norris movie Sidekicks, and the Rodney Dangerfield comedy Ladybugs? He offed himself a while back and I didn't find out until like months after the fact. I think it's gonna be the same way with Tara Reid.

Yeah, but Brandis didn't have wonderful giant fake tits, and Tara does.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #26 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:37:14 AM »

Tara Reid. She now does ads for the most dodgy ISP in Australia, death is imminent.

Cyanista · « **Reply #27 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:39:01 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 07, 2007, 02:29:28 AM

Does anyone remember Jonathan Brandis? The dude from SeaQuest DSV, the Chuck Norris movie Sidekicks, and the Rodney Dangerfield comedy Ladybugs? He offed himself a while back and I didn't find out until like months after the fact. I think it's gonna be the same way with Tara Reid.

OMG Jonathan Brandis was my first celebrity crush.

He was so cute in Ladybugs, and The Neverending Story 2.

lol he totally died hanging himself to get off. Oh, my poor childhood.

Ichirou · « **Reply #28 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:43:13 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 07, 2007, 02:37:02 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on May 07, 2007, 02:29:28 AM
Does anyone remember Jonathan Brandis? The dude from SeaQuest DSV, the Chuck Norris movie Sidekicks, and the Rodney Dangerfield comedy Ladybugs? He offed himself a while back and I didn't find out until like months after the fact. I think it's gonna be the same way with Tara Reid.

Yeah, but Brandis didn't have wonderful giant fake tits, and Tara does.

Wonderful? Have you seen those franken-nipples?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #29 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:52:33 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 07, 2007, 02:43:13 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 07, 2007, 02:37:02 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on May 07, 2007, 02:29:28 AM
Does anyone remember Jonathan Brandis? The dude from SeaQuest DSV, the Chuck Norris movie Sidekicks, and the Rodney Dangerfield comedy Ladybugs? He offed himself a while back and I didn't find out until like months after the fact. I think it's gonna be the same way with Tara Reid.

Yeah, but Brandis didn't have wonderful giant fake tits, and Tara does.

Wonderful? Have you seen those franken-nipples?

Didn't she have surgery recently to fix all those bad surgeries in the past?

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #30 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:54:14 AM »

Mischa Barten? I don't remember her doing anything trashy and she's actually good looking last time I checked. Don't really follow celebrity news though so I'm sure I missed something.

Ichirou · « **Reply #31 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:54:31 AM »

There's some shit that, once it's broken, it's broken and there's no way to fix it. You can't really "fix" horrible scarring and weird lumps in the stomach. You might be able to disguise it somewhat but it's always gonna be there to some extent.

Ichirou · « **Reply #32 on:** May 07, 2007, 02:57:18 AM »

Quote from: Scurvy Stan on May 07, 2007, 02:54:14 AM

Mischa Barten? I don't remember her doing anything trashy and she's actually good looking last time I checked. Don't really follow celebrity news though so I'm sure I missed something.

There are rumors that she's anorexic and her bf (or ex bf) is a major cokehead.

max_cool · « **Reply #33 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:33:59 AM »

Nicole Ritchie - and no one will care.

Ichirou · « **Reply #34 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:36:56 AM »

Fans of The Simple Life will care. :'(

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #35 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:38:54 AM »

Kirsten Dunst

Shes not going to die though, just mutate into an new lifeform. Equiped with a Vagina that has spider legs reaching out from within.

Is there a spider in there? Not sure

Do I want to find out? Fuck no

Ichirou · « **Reply #36 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:40:55 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 07, 2007, 04:38:54 AM

Kirsten Dunst

Shes not going to die though, just mutate into an new lifeform. Equiped with a Vagina that has spider legs reaching out from within.

Is there a spider in there? Not sure

Do I want to find out? Fuck no

I remember the Kirsten Dunst from Bring It On. I want that Dunst back. Unfortunately, that Dunst has checked out, apparently permanently.

bluemax · « **Reply #37 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:43:32 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 07, 2007, 02:37:02 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on May 07, 2007, 02:29:28 AM
Does anyone remember Jonathan Brandis? The dude from SeaQuest DSV, the Chuck Norris movie Sidekicks, and the Rodney Dangerfield comedy Ladybugs? He offed himself a while back and I didn't find out until like months after the fact. I think it's gonna be the same way with Tara Reid.

Yeah, but Brandis didn't have wonderful giant fake tits, and Tara does.

Those tits are anything but wonderful.

I voted Barton. She was never as famous as the others, she is out of work and she's always had shitty friends and what not. When the other OC people all keep getting work she'll end up ODing.

Error Macro · « **Reply #38 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:43:40 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 07, 2007, 04:38:54 AM

Kirsten Dunst

Shes not going to die though, just mutate into an new lifeform. Equiped with a Vagina that has spider legs reaching out from within.

Is there a spider in there? Not sure

Do I want to find out? Fuck no

Here she is, hiding under a desk:

Mupepe · « **Reply #39 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:44:24 AM »

i'd still do lohan in a heartbeat

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #40 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:44:36 AM »

Quote from: Error Macro on May 07, 2007, 04:43:40 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 07, 2007, 04:38:54 AM
Kirsten Dunst

Shes not going to die though, just mutate into an new lifeform. Equiped with a Vagina that has spider legs reaching out from within.

Is there a spider in there? Not sure

Do I want to find out? Fuck no

Here she is, hiding under a desk:

(Image removed from quote.)

:'(

Shes looking for Bz's chair

Ichirou · « **Reply #41 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:56:37 AM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 07, 2007, 04:44:24 AM

i'd still do lohan in a heartbeat

Just don't be surprised when your penis turns gangrenous and starts rotting off.

Error Macro · « **Reply #42 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:58:43 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 07, 2007, 04:44:36 AM

:'(

Shes looking for Bz's chair

Man... Can you imagine what that chair's gonna look like in the future? This is probably all that'll be left of it:

btw, I give it about three months before it's in that state.

News:

Poll

We all know these skanky hos - they're on TV, tabloids, and gossip websites every frickin' day. They're coked up, boozed up, slutty wastes of skin and bone. That said, which of these starlets is the most likely to die before she reaches thirty?

Author Topic: Which of these celebutards is most likely to die before reaching thirty? (Read 2716 times)