Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 2505788 times)

Powerslave · « **Reply #9780 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:13:15 PM »

nah I can't fap to pics. I need to see some motion.

BlackMage · « **Reply #9781 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:17:59 PM »

i was on the verge and will fucking ruined it! $:-\$

elektrikluv · « **Reply #9782 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:20:04 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on April 03, 2010, 09:09:45 PM

eluv your hair is at it's best when it's all waves and layered, the best hairstyle imo.

Thanks! That's how it usually is.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #9783 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:20:16 PM »

7 inches is supposed to be small?

fuuuuuuuuuuu

The Sceneman · « **Reply #9784 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:23:46 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on April 03, 2010, 08:24:12 PM

Quote from: elektrikluv on April 03, 2010, 08:20:14 PM
I totally want to be adopted too! You'd have two arab babies, how cool is that?!

Well you guys can pull off practically the same smirk:
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lol Jinfash looks so much like Prince!

Powerslave · « **Reply #9785 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:27:33 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 03, 2010, 08:24:08 PM

this is my son:

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His facial expression is the same as jarosh'

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9786 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:38:48 PM »

that's the best thing wilco has ever done.

bud · « **Reply #9787 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:40:26 PM »

if jinfash lived in the west, bitches would be throwing pussy at him like frisbees

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9788 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:41:51 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 03, 2010, 09:17:59 PM

i was on the verge and will fucking ruined it! $:-\$

bud · « **Reply #9789 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:42:28 PM »

bud · « **Reply #9790 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:44:16 PM »

before that pic morphed into yours, i thought it was real video footage of elektrik :'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9791 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:44:23 PM »

I don't even think that one is the usual face!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9792 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:45:19 PM »

It's there, it's just subtle.

Powerslave · « **Reply #9793 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:45:46 PM »

Quote from: bud on April 03, 2010, 09:44:16 PM

before that pic morphed into yours, i thought it was real video footage of elektrik :'(

same :'(

bud · « **Reply #9794 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:45:58 PM »

ahahaha i'm dying over here that gif is amazing

elektrikluv · « **Reply #9795 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:47:05 PM »

Cajole is right, now you're just slating my lips :'(

I knew there was a reason I shouldn't have let you follow me on twitter!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9796 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:56:43 PM »

What about this one?

Powerslave · « **Reply #9797 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:57:40 PM »

I can't decide which one of you is more beautiful

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9798 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:59:55 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on April 03, 2010, 09:57:40 PM

I can't decide which one of you is more beautiful

It's a close one for sure but I think it goes to Wilco because he has bigger boobs.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9799 on:** April 03, 2010, 10:00:38 PM »

I think she has me beat nowadays, but I had a good run.

Powerslave · « **Reply #9800 on:** April 03, 2010, 10:02:21 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 03, 2010, 09:59:55 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on April 03, 2010, 09:57:40 PM
I can't decide which one of you is more beautiful

It's a close one for sure but I think it goes to Wilco because he has bigger boobs.

lolz

I'm more of an assman though. How's willie in that department?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9801 on:** April 03, 2010, 10:02:33 PM »

You actually do look a lot skinnier

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9802 on:** April 03, 2010, 10:04:41 PM »

I would hope so, I'm only working out three to four days a week!

... Powerslave: I don't know what I'm going to do with all this junk, all this junk inside my trunk.

Powerslave · « **Reply #9803 on:** April 03, 2010, 10:12:35 PM »

You should let me smack that, all on the floor, smack that, till you get sore

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #9804 on:** April 03, 2010, 10:14:05 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on April 03, 2010, 09:56:43 PM

What about this one?

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This is amazing.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #9805 on:** April 03, 2010, 10:16:47 PM »

demi · « **Reply #9806 on:** April 03, 2010, 10:17:24 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 03, 2010, 10:02:33 PM

You actually do look a lot skinnier

Myspace angle

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9807 on:** April 03, 2010, 10:19:27 PM »

MySpace angles only work when the camera is pointed downwards, not upwards.

demi · « **Reply #9808 on:** April 03, 2010, 10:19:56 PM »

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pear_Chan

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #9809 on:** April 03, 2010, 10:32:28 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on April 03, 2010, 10:19:27 PM

MySpace angles only work when the camera is pointed downwards, not upwards.

shirtless pics plz

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9810 on:** April 03, 2010, 10:34:33 PM »

See this arm definition, demi? I am going to break you, bitch:

demi · « **Reply #9811 on:** April 03, 2010, 10:38:12 PM »

What arm, it is shadowed by that shirt. You should take it off.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9812 on:** April 03, 2010, 10:47:20 PM »

fatty wrinks at the neck!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

looking down I know. Looks good.

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9813 on:** April 03, 2010, 10:53:08 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 03, 2010, 10:38:12 PM

What arm, it is shadowed by that shirt. You should take it off.

You would love that, wouldn't you?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I need to wax first. :'(

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WrikaWrek · « **Reply #9814 on:** April 03, 2010, 10:55:15 PM »

Nice Willco, looking good. It's only going to improve faster and faster.

I actually found some inspiration in you now, thanks.

demi · « **Reply #9815 on:** April 03, 2010, 11:01:13 PM »

Reading this post after he linked that porno vid. Yeah, uh, I have inspiration now too.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #9816 on:** April 03, 2010, 11:02:23 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9817 on:** April 03, 2010, 11:45:00 PM »

Holy shit, whiteACID is actually lurking!

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #9818 on:** April 04, 2010, 12:11:18 AM »

The BK Stacker diet

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9819 on:** April 04, 2010, 12:12:26 AM »

Lookin' good, Miles. I'm just trying to lose weight so I can make Kevin Smith jealous, but nobody wants a fat director.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #9820 on:** April 04, 2010, 12:13:55 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 12:12:26 AM

Lookin' good, Miles. I'm just trying to lose weight so I can make Kevin Smith jealous, but nobody wants a fat director.

Apparently his wife don't give a fuck.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9821 on:** April 04, 2010, 12:15:18 AM »

Have you seen his wife?

Not to mention she gets a nice residual check thanks in part to eating out his asshole on the daily.

... There's a direct correlation between how much weight Kevin Smith has gained and how much worse his films have been in recent years.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #9822 on:** April 04, 2010, 12:18:26 AM »

I have no beef with Kevin but good lord do I detest his wife. I stopped listening to his podcast around the time she started guest-starring on all of them. Also having seen her in person Smith is blind when he rants about how amazingly hot she is.

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 12:15:18 AM

There's a direct correlation between how much weight Kevin Smith has gained and how much worse his films have been in recent years.

To be fair though Clerks II is still the best thing he has ever done, and he's been around the same weight for almost a decade now.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9823 on:** April 04, 2010, 12:21:24 AM »

It's sad too, because he could easily land a much more attractive trophy wife even at his current weight - which is just a few pounds shy of forcing Warner Bros. to transport him via flatbed truck to principal photography.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #9824 on:** April 04, 2010, 12:25:09 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 12:21:24 AM

It's sad too, because he could easily land a much more attractive trophy wife even at his current weight - which is just a few pounds shy of forcing Warner Bros. to transport him via flatbed truck to principal photography.

Isn't he back with the Weinsteins now? Last I heard they finally caved and were funding Red State.

But yeah, that whole Southwest thing really soured me on Smith. The podcast he did about it where he acted like there was some fat holocaust at work there and his wife acted like a fucking airhead cheerleader the whole time was embarrassing to listen to.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9825 on:** April 04, 2010, 12:26:43 AM »

I really have stopped paying attention to his productions, but I remember him Twittering about how CopOut was necessary for Red State or some garbage. Then it spiraled into his anti-critics tirade and other such nonsense. What a ham beast.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9826 on:** April 04, 2010, 12:32:20 AM »

Old-fashioned Bore movie talk

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #9827 on:** April 04, 2010, 12:36:10 AM »

Smith needs to stop twittering and get back to finding creative ways for characters to say "fuck".

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9828 on:** April 04, 2010, 12:36:36 AM »

what happens when he googles you name and finds this forum?

demi · « **Reply #9829 on:** April 04, 2010, 12:37:02 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 04, 2010, 12:36:36 AM

what happens when he googles you name and finds this forum?

I'm gonna approve his account so fast

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9830 on:** April 04, 2010, 12:45:17 AM »

Quote from: demi on April 04, 2010, 12:37:02 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 04, 2010, 12:36:36 AM
what happens when he googles you name and finds this forum?

I'm gonna approve his account so fast

You'll be on him like like snow on the top of a big mountain; just a little white thing riding the peak.