The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread

[Robo]

Not really—my complexion is normal white people color through the winter and I try to stay tan during the summer, but I do blush very deeply.

I also get bright red sex flush, which seems to be a positive, in my experience, for whatever reason.

[Phoenix Dark]

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[chronovore]

Posting pictures of you with girls and then talking about their ass is extremely uncouth, by the way. Get some class, Brand New. I know your parents raised you better than this. You've got a middle class genteel softness all over your face.

I'm not posting naked picture of her.  I'm just admiring her ass.  Have a tighter asshole, why don't you

No, how do you think she would feel if she knew you were posting pictures of her somewhere on the Internet and discussing her ass with strangers? Is it worth it attempting to impress some guys on the Internet for five minutes?

I'm not involved with her, and she's just a long time friend.  I posted a picture of myself and people mentioned her, and she happens to have a nice ass.

I'm not getting the faux outrage.

jesus christ, its a nice picture from christmas day, and she gave me a dylan poster as a gift.  I'm sorry that I mentioned she had a nice ass, good fucking lord

Nice try. You're being dishonest at best and a creep at worst. Do you think she would approve of you using her likeness to inflate your e-worth? Even if you two were involved, be a gentleman. Be discreet.

The Biz actually makes a lot of sense on this topic.  Most women definitely wouldn't appreciate it.  No outrage on my end though.  Just sayin.

I'm not trying to inflate my e-worth.  Why would I crop out a friend from a christmas picture

I'll take note not to ever post my pictures again, man.

You're being played like a fiddle BN come on naw!

assholes  :'(

I never get in on time   I saw BN about to pop and was hoping a little more fuel might make him explode Himu-style

Its like you got e-pantsed, turned around and gave the camera a goofy look like 'You got me guys!' as you shrug your shoulders and then someone sneaks up behind you and pulls down your boxers

 

Don't ever change, BN.  This thread had me laughing so hard, there are literally tears running down my face. Hardest I've laughed in a year, with the exception of the Japanese new year's 6-hour special where guys get beat whenever they laugh.

[Shaka Khan]

Oh my, now I *really* wanna hang out irl.

Edit: You're in STL, right?

[Steve Youngblood]

For the size of the forum, I'm surprised at the quantity of people here from the St. Louis area.

[Himu]

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Um.

[BlueTsunami]

What is it himu-sama

[Phoenix Dark]

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hairless Indian swag

[Madrun Badrun]

beard looks good.  Needs to be fuller in some places.  Did you shave your chin or is it just not coming in there?

[Shadow Mod]

Escha looks like he could kick a whole bunch of skinny nerd asses lol.

[nudemacusers]

He looks like a cuddler. Are you a cuddler eschaton?

[Flannel Boy]

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I decided to take a picture of myself. Get unexcited.

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It's been about three weeks since I last shaved and I'm going to try and give it another 5 weeks to see what kind of progress I make. Been growing out my hair too but I'm unsure if I'll keep that going. Also been noticing that my jaw might not be sitting properly which makes my lips look slightly off center. I'll see somebody about that soon, I guess.

I don't want to be that guy, especially since I have a five-week old beard that I've had to trim three times and it still looks like a bird's nest, but shave that thing off.

[nudemacusers]

Yeah the cheeks are looking sketchy... At least trim that part away while you're growing it out. My facial hair does that too.  :'(

[Bacchus7]

beard looks good.  Needs to be fuller in some places.  Did you shave your chin or is it just not coming in there?

Of course it needs to be fuller in some places, but let's remember he's really really young, and this is how it's gonna have to grow for a little before it gets god-tier, and I can already tell that GM's gonna be able to grow god-tier sooner rather than later.

[tiesto]

Escha looks like he could kick a whole bunch of skinny nerd asses lol.

He looks like the guy who helped me with my CS homework in college 

[nudemacusers]

Escha looks like he could kick a whole bunch of skinny nerd asses lol.

i can

He looks like a cuddler. Are you a cuddler eschaton?

i am. i fucking love cuddling but dont tell anyone itll kill my cred on the skreets

Your secret is safe bro

[Flannel Boy]

I know where you're coming from because it does look shitty but I'm working at a small lumber company and it's freezing there. I enjoy the added face warmth and have an excuse as to why I choose to look like a bum temporarily.

[Madrun Badrun]

With that beard, I think he would work better as a log driver.

[Flannel Boy]

God damn it.

[Phoenix Dark]

I decided to take a picture of myself. Get unexcited.

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It's been about three weeks since I last shaved and I'm going to try and give it another 5 weeks to see what kind of progress I make. Been growing out my hair too but I'm unsure if I'll keep that going. Also been noticing that my jaw might not be sitting properly which makes my lips look slightly off center. I'll see somebody about that soon, I guess.

have I mentioned lately that you look like a younger Jim Schwartz


Keep the beard. Seems like you're very close to getting that handsome lantern jaw thing going on

[T234]

I recently shaved. Shit is cold.

[Huff]

i can grow a full bodied man beard in like 7 days. problem is no mustache of any note and my mustache-> beard connectors suck

my buddy uses a little mascara to darken/thicken his mustache and make it match his beard.

[Flannel Boy]

i can grow a full bodied man beard in like 7 days. problem is no mustache of any note and my mustache-> beard connectors suck

my buddy uses a little mascara to darken/thicken his mustache and make it match his beard.

You mean former buddy, right?

[Madrun Badrun]

That actually use to be a semi-normal practice.

[Huff]

he's rich. gotta keep rich friends

[BlueTsunami]

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I shaved the beard off last month. Y'all late to the party.

[Shaka Khan]

Giving you face, drama, and Arabian flare...

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[tehjaybo]

Saw that pic on facebook.   

[Shaka Khan]

I had to hide it from my Middle Eastern group, otherwise I would've been disowned in a matter of hours. By far the most mad homo thing I did on FB.

[Cormacaroni]

it is like a Prince album cover shopped for sale in the Middle East

[Broseidon]

 

[Madrun Badrun]

that awesome

[hampster]

For the size of the forum, I'm surprised at the quantity of people here from the St. Louis area.

I lived in St. Louis until March of last year. Then like two months later this board and GAF start organizing their own meetups

I see how it is

[Shaka Khan]

it is like a Prince album cover shopped for sale in the Middle East

So true of bootlegged albums.

[Reb]

I though shaka and blue were having a gay-off on FB at one point.

[Shaka Khan]

I though shaka and blue were having a gay-off on FB at one point.

I can never top (LOL!) Blue's photo.

[Reb]

I would say you bottomed out.

[The Sceneman]

whats fryin' boys

[Madrun Badrun]

I though shaka and blue were having a gay-off on FB at one point.

I can never top (LOL!) Blue's photo.

try something like this

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[Flannel Boy]

I would say you bottomed out.

[Diunx]

Arvie

[Bebpo]

Decided to try online dating again and needed an up to date profile pic real quick since all my pics have beardy beard beards and lately I've been rocking the no beard and doing paleo + crossfit so I've leaned out a bit. 





Dunno which of these two to use.  Don't really like either but I am terrible at self-portrait photos and none of my friends ever take pictures so I only see a picture of me every 3 months or so.

[Bebpo]

But mirrors shots are supposed to be backwards!

[Shadow Mod]

Bebpo is cute. Get them girls.

[Atramental]

Was gonna give my beard a slight trim because I was going back to work at a somewhat conservative web design firm but... that slight trim didn't pan out too well so I had to get rid of the whole damn thing.  :'(

Now I remember why I grew my beard out in the first place. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya, beard-shavers are bad people.

[Brehvolution]

I don't see anything wrong. *shrugs*

[Atramental]

Eh, maybe I'm overreacting.

[Madrun Badrun]

But his beard gives him an angelic radiance in rainbow colours.  Like some kind of divine-fruit glow.   

[Verdigris Murder]

You look a bit like Russell Brands evil half-brother.

[Broseidon]

You look much better with the beard just sayin

[Broseidon]

Also wrath you look like a south american child pimp in those pics but I cant quite tell why.

I'll take your second-youngest for 25 minutes.

[chronovore]

Looking good, Wrath!

[Atramental]

beard atra> unbearded atra

Yep. I totally agree.

[Barry Egan]

My suggestion for Atra is to keep the beard but not let it get so thick. That thing is out of control. I have the same facial hair arrangement as you but I use clippers set to the shortest setting every couple of days. 

[Shadow Mod]

One of these days I want to see Wrath with a full on ME beard.

[T-Short]

Attempts at handheld self-portraiting with the RX100:



Like the reviews said, it's not a super great portraiture camera since you only get it to f1.8 when the lens is at its widest. But this was OK, even though I did it too soon after getting back from a walk so my forehead is all ridged from my hat. huahua

[CajoleJuice]

Swedish Statham

[Shaka Khan]

Babe you look finer by the year. Pics of you in a leather harness and whip, please.